Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%
  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%
  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%
  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%
  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%
  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%
  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%

  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
She also forgot to mention that after talking to the police for awhile, due to holding the same racist beliefs as Ethan Ralph, Richmonds finest actually congratulated him on saving the white race, and they are now actually fans of the killstream and sent some lemons.
 
Sounds like a gay hairdresser when gushing over the cops. They'll get more amazing once you're safely locked up!

"I don't want to get into the nuts and bolts of it."

You already did, Ralphalfa, and that's the problem. What a backwater pill-poppin man-diapered hillbilly.
Like many things Ralph says, it just sounded like something Cartman would say. "Yea, the cops were coo, they told me I was awesome and that they didn't want to arrest be but they had to. Told me how they beat up badguys and stuff. The magistrate was coo too, he said the the whole thing was bullshit so he let me pay bail early because I'm so awesome."
 
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So this is the author of the RWW hitpiece on Ralph:


Quite fetching, eh?
You can fetch yourself out of the pupils in her eyes when you fall into them...jesus christ...

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Has she had her dick chopped off yet?
Yeah, it makes up the difference of her lower jaw-line.
 
There's irrefutable evidence that Ralph put it online, the judge doesn't need to know the ins and outs of internet autism. If a judge is faced with financial fraud, he or she suddenly needs a degree in actuarial mathematics? No?

Just because Faith is an unstable attention seeking teenager with probably identity and daddy issues, suffering an existential crisis in a family of 5 kids doesn't mean she did or didn't lie this time. It's up to the evidence, and aside from the "choking" which most of us agree was just pushing or the pig squeezed her shoulders with his hooves, everything else stacks up. No idea where you're getting any of this from. A schizo suffering from DID getting raped still deserves justice and the mental issues should never hinder it (this is an example).

The court nowadays take shit that happened some time ago with little to no relevancy into account? Is this the Guntguardson/PPP court of muh'pinions or am I being dumb?

If anything, her mental instability makes her easily exploitable. This shit plays on heartstrings, and now, that would be a miscarriage of justice if dumb emotions and feelz are involved. Uhhh, remember the JFG case?
What happens then if Ralph claims the saftest defense ever? Retardation.
"I didnt meant to send that, i tought i was sending something else" or "I wus hacked"
You really think so? Judges tend to be more antiquated and unable to deal with modern problems, which is an issue that's always been around in jurisprudence as a matter of course. If you have to base everything on precedent already established, you're going to see legal shenanigans where the law has not evolved (in Medieval England this was called legal "mischief"). But revenge porn is so easy to analogize to something old. You don't think people took polaroid pictures and then spread them around/sold them without permission? A boomer judge may not know what exactly DMs or live streaming are, but they sure as hell can understand what's wrong with taking nude polaroids then putting them up in public to humiliate an ex. Really, is there anything conceptually different about the accusations of revenge porn against Ralph?
Well thats where i think the mud comes from. She allowed him to film it even said so on tape. Chances are with things being like they are and that this isn´t a serious crime they aren´t gonna look in to it all that well. But hey im not an murican´ and thats just my two cents.

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She's got those crazy eyes that tell me "I know they look nice but she'll make you absolutely miserable Mr. Manchester don't talk to her".
They (sing.) are an editor at the PBS News Hour? Cool, another legacy news outlet I can dismiss out of hand for their (pl.) overt bias.

Also, they (sing.) have horrible skin. They (sing.) should look into Proactiv.
 
If they show a JURY Ralphs Revenge Pornvideo he is going to get the death penalty for sure even if thats not the right punishment for his crime ^^ !
(God i hope they show it)...
I’m still annoyed that the Chris Cantwell trial didn’t end up with the courtroom being made to watch the meth-boofing vid. If I don’t get to read about the judge’s reaction to seeing the gunt tape then I may lose all interest in the legal process.
 
May is on the lease.

I've been wondering, does releasing revenge porn make you a sex offender? The house they are renting is near 2 schools.
So far he's only being charged with a misdemeanor, right?

Unless it gets bumped up to a felony charge if he doesn't plead "guilty", then I don't see how that's possible.

worst case scenario ethan only gets hit for child support for 18 years

remember that

and think about his show and prospects and that the judge will set the amount base on his apparent earnings

hes gonna get brenden fraser'd owing well above his means for the rest of his life most likely
According to a poster here, his show only makes a measly $29,000 a year.
 
Ladies and guntlemen I found an exclusive interview with Kristen Doerer, the journalist who wrote the hitpiece

Question number 6: Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner?
Haha definitely Robert Pattinson, he’s taller

Gunt officially BTFO by a 10 year old blogpost
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I think the gunt tape would be exhibit A. Pretty sure the judge will see it, to "verify". Who knows. Hopefully the judge throws the book at him after he sees the thumb n' sniff.
 
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