Ethan Ralph's December 16th, 2020 Revenge Porn Arrest & Trial - Trial outcome: Ralph pled No Contest, was found guilty and has a 1yr suspended sentence (not probation).

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What will happen?

  • Plea deal with no jail time

    Votes: 56 25.0%

  • Plea deal with jail time

    Votes: 44 19.6%

  • Guilty with no jail time

    Votes: 31 13.8%

  • Guilty with jail time

    Votes: 37 16.5%

  • Not guilty, alawgs btfo'd, Can't Abort the Retort!

    Votes: 33 14.7%

  • Ralph aborts himself

    Votes: 19 8.5%

  • Other (explain in post)

    Votes: 4 1.8%
  • Total voters
    224
  • Poll closed .
Sam Losco said:
Ralph is 100% irredeemable.
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Christ is king after all
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RichardRApe said:
Ralph thinks the cops were "on the same page" as him. Oldest trick in the book, they were fishing for information and they got it. Everything he said can and will be used against him. Holy shit, what an idiot.
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RichardRApe said:
"We talked about sending revenge porn! They were on the same page as me! We're great friends and shared so much!"
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lmao alog, the police officers even said they're now subscribers and frecuently donate some lemons, our boys in blue all support alt-tech entrepeneurs like our pimp here
time to cope alog, ethan and his universal charisma are winning big time, yet more paypigs for him, you lost with the AirNB landlord, rentiers sure know how to party, and you will lose with the coppers too!
MeltyTW said:
it seems all of his wigger drunken gunted pillhead violent felon wife beater bravado is all used up and instead hes going to use his now covid weakened voice to have tardski and gaytor help him cope about being blacked in prison again
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Tardsky will proceed to backstab him as soon as he gets to his own show and discord server.

Hey Ethan, just in case you're browsing, remember those Arbys and Gunt jokes that Andy made 3 days ago, remember how Andy laughed when PPP told you to check the review of your dead father.
Yeah, don't you forget that.
 
KindaRetarded said:
Reikieta said he has viewed thousands of pages of Ralph's threads in the past two weeks. Interdasting.
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How is that physically possible without dying?
I'm well aware lawyers, even fake ones like Nick here, are able to read through lots and lots of poorly written shit for hours on end, but damn
Jewsh should ask him about that, perhaps an interesting minor point of conversation.
 
Imagine being proud of yourself for upgrading from a psychotic and mentally unstable teenage girl for a wife to a confirmed pedophile who trooned out her ex lol.

I think we all know that Faith has shown herself to be a liar and manipulate the men around her in her life, doesn't excuse the fact that Ralph tried to coerce his pregnant girlfriend into a threesome and threaten to end their relationship if she didn't agree to it. Good on Faith for at least standing her ground.
 
ElAbominacion said:
Right now he's admitting that he was provoking a Latina lady and saying racist remarks to her. Isn't Virginia like super Democrat?
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More importantly, he just admitted that posting the third part is a bad idea due to the nature of the "fight". Doesn't make him sound very nice to women with a choking accusation against him even if its from a known liar
 
ElAbominacion said:
Right now he's admitting that he was provoking a Latina lady and saying racist remarks to her. Isn't Virginia like super Democrat?
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He basically said he was ready to physically assault a woman (or probably should have). What a smart thing to say for a guy in his current legal situation
 
"If I had seen that guy secretly recording me, I would have knocked the hell out of that guy. I would have beat the holy hell out of him."
PLEASE Ralph, KEEP TALKING. LOL.
Keep bragging about how prone to violence you are literally HOURS after you got released from jail. This can only help your case and make the judge sympathetic to you.
 
Turn Me Up Fam said:
Imagine being proud of yourself for upgrading from a psychotic and mentally unstable teenage girl for a wife to a confirmed pedophile who trooned out her ex lol.

I think we all know that Faith has shown herself to be a liar and manipulate the men around her in her life, doesn't excuse the fact that Ralph tried to coerce his pregnant girlfriend into a threesome and threaten to end their relationship if she didn't agree to it. Good on Faith for at least standing her ground.
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She is, as Andy Racewarski would put it, telling the gunt to "stay the fuck back"
and just like Andy, after she fucked up big time too
 
KindaRetarded said:
Reikieta said he has viewed thousands of pages of Ralph's threads in the past two weeks. Interdasting.
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My guess would be that Ralph, aware that this was 100% coming, asked Rekieta to get up to speed on the situation to give him counsel.
He's also obviously been aware and interested in this trash fire but never been able to admit it for fear of losing money so it could be that, but I don't put it past idiot zcelebs to think that their best chance at getting cleared of charges is the alcoholic internet lawyer who's been wrong about every single case he covers.
 
MySonDavid said:
The court isn't going to give a shit about that. It's speech and irrelevant to whatever he's been charged with.
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youre a black latino non binary judge and youre going to go easy against your better judgement because the neo christian church vaguely might support giving even gunted wife beating wretches some leniency and then you hear him talk about baiting latinas into fights to beat the shit out of them. wdyd?
 
I have never been so entertained ever. We have gone full circle. His career was at it's peak after he got out of jail and now he's going back in when his show is in the fucking dirt.
 
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