Gunt in Tampa - 10th - 12th December, 2020

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A shekel is worth 30 cents in USD. Someone left 90 cents on Ralph's pillow.
My questions are:
Why are you raising your prices, Ralph?
and
Aren't they supposed to leave the money on the dresser?
 
>Mersh fears IP2 alogs and claims technical difficulties
>Ralph refuses to upload part 3 as soon as he realises how much he has exposed himself
>Dick doesn't hang around Ralph
I'm sure this is merely a bunch of cohincidences.
 
Interesting. Instead of wondering who the fuck was in his room last night, he brags about getting three shekels on Twitter.

"One appears to be a receipt for a donation of three silver shekels to the Temple of Yahweh, pursuant to an order of the Israelite king"

So, more blasphemy from the "Christian man".

Leviticus 27:

27 The Lord said to Moses, 2 “Speak to the Israelites and say to them: ‘If anyone makes a special vow to dedicate a person to the Lord by giving the equivalent value, 3 set the value of a male between the ages of twenty and sixty at fifty shekels[a] of silver, according to the sanctuary shekel[b]; 4 for a female, set her value at thirty shekels[c]; 5 for a person between the ages of five and twenty, set the value of a male at twenty shekels[d] and of a female at ten shekels[e]; 6 for a person between one month and five years, set the value of a male at five shekels[f] of silver and that of a female at three shekels[g] of silver;
 
Based and Chosen-Pilled maybe Ralph aint so bad after all Shalom

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I know this might be a joke, but alcoholics after time can destroy their esophagus from heavy drinking/vomiting.

This could be true.
Nah Ralph would scarf down a meal he isn't picky we all know he will stuff trash burgers down dude has all the hallmarks of a defensive eater.
 

"One appears to be a receipt for a donation of three silver shekels to the Temple of Yahweh, pursuant to an order of the Israelite king"

So, more blasphemy from the "Christian man".

Leviticus 27:
HOLY FUCK, so if I get this straight, someone is dabbing on either the gunt, calling him a toddler girl, or on his "demon baby", saying that they're paying the value of their life to God on chocolate shekels.
Damn, that was an obscure high brow reference.
 
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