🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[MeltyTW]

The Uber driver asked if he was Sandra... that means he's been using his mom's Uber account this whole time.... what a cheap fucker lmao

sandra is dead dont need the same phone for an uber account iirc

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Cornish Pasty Co
7 W Monroe St, Phoenix, AZ 85003

 

[Bland Crumbs]

She’s fucking cute UwU
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I feel like she should be trying to sell me a Toyota.

 

[Haru Okumura]

"Woodford in a short glass"

"Do you have your ID?"

 

[buying gf]

Cornish Pasty Co
7 W Monroe St, Phoenix, AZ 85003
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I assume you got that from Ralph saying that it's a Cornish "pastry" place right?

He's such a retard.

Also he just asked for tendies for Alice LMAO

 

[Crystal Golem]

Cornish Pasty Co
7 W Monroe St, Phoenix, AZ 85003
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Oh god he's trying to impress her just like with faith. Ew.

 

[PumpkinSpiceBitchMeringue]

@PhoBingas I thought you were Keem for a hot second.

 

[Frank Cross]

I assume you got that from Ralph saying that it's a Cornish "pastry" place right?

He's such a retard.

Also he just asked for tendies for Alice LMAO

He also read out loud an extremely unique menu item. Took about 25 seconds.

 

[Jump]

Cornish Pasty Co
7 W Monroe St, Phoenix, AZ 85003
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Someone call and ask for JERSH MOoN to be paged

 

[Disheveled Human]

she admited she is under 21 on cam lol ralph sure loves em young and underage.

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

Bet the waitress thinks Ralph's the dad and the two are his kids.

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

Someone call and ask for JERSH MOoN to be paged

Should ask for Faith and describe Alice

 

[Crystal Golem]

Ralph has to read out the menu to her like she's 5 cause she's autistically picky.

 

[JustStopDude]

Ralph should offer to fight anyone in an MAA fight.

Even the shadiest state's athletic commission would require a prefight physical and he ain't passing that.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Alice is a minor? Where the duck is her parents?

 

[Delicious Diversity]

She just winked at chat to say she is not 21. She is underage. Ethan Ralph is trying to get a child drunk and fuck her right now.

This is fucked up.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I assume you got that from Ralph saying that it's a Cornish "pastry" place right?

Yes, that and it matches the distance they traveled, same building in the street view when they got out of the car, and same interior.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Alice is a minor? Where the duck is her parents?

I don't think you get to become Alice while having involved parents.

 

[buying gf]

She's literally acting like his autistic daughter, saying what she will or won't eat, asking for tendies and having him read the menu to her. What the fuck is going on?

 

[anuscabbage12]

Based Callers!!
"They said they were just speaking with you, but got disconnected 5 minutes ago"
The hostess just said they wont be bothering ethan again with callers.
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