🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Does he just want the adversity to have something to bitch about? He's not raking in superberries like the RVfags do. He's getting absolutely nothing out of this and just getting fucked with left and right for the love of the game apparently.
 
Null said:
just like.. order a burger at a place and pick it up and eat on a bench
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The only issue with that is Ralph wants to get drunk too. He needs to do what the pro IRL streamers do... buy your own bottles of alcohol and drink them in a dumpster or in an RV that's covered in vomit and shit.
 
The mask is very effective.

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Riveting content, I'm sure IRL streamers who have found themselves in this same situation also think that the callers are just helping them get more content instead, not completely fucking up their stream.

I'm sure it won't be possible to figure out where they go based on how long it takes them. Genius move Ralph...
 
So the Big Man, the world renowned owner of The Ralph Retort dot Com and producer of the Killstream is giving us this riveting kahntent, regaling the foul-mouthed drag queen with tough guy story of having to be held back from fighting someone...

Why isn't Ethan where the action is?? Doesn't want to have Baked Alaska cutting into his lemon grift??

I'm out. Ethan, you are a big fat boring ignoramus.
 
Even with the hand covering the camera, you could figure out where he went. Apparently the top speed of a pig is 11mph, so probably around half that.
 
RalphsFailingKidneys said:
Riveting content, I'm sure IRL streamers who have found themselves in this same situation also think that the callers are just helping them get more content instead, not completely fucking up their stream.
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Maybe they get more viewers momentarily, but at the cost of being a loser like Ice Poseidon, and he's probably the most "successful" of these speds.
 
I've tuned in and this is super cringe. It must be so awful to work service and have to deal with would-be celebrities who are filming you doing your job or pretending to have Instagram clout.
 
Null said:
I've tuned in and this is super cringe. It must be so awful to work service and have to deal with would-be celebrities who are filming you doing your job or pretending to have Instagram clout.
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Ralph getting thrown out of these places is clearly all your fault. Stop directing us to call all these establishments to harass the Gunt and his horse.
 
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I've tuned in and this is super cringe. It must be so awful to work service and have to deal with would-be celebrities who are filming you doing your job or pretending to have Instagram clout.
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It turns out someone with no social skills who never leaves their house doesn't make for an interesting IRL streamer. Who'd have thought.
 
There's a picture of the Colosseum you daft gunt

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Look at the retarded lamps
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