The Game Oversimplification Thread - Take any game and intentionally make it sound boring

[Str8Bustah]

Just Cause

It's not what I was thinking of but honestly I'll take it.

1. Deus Ex
2. Red Faction: Guerilla
3 Prototype

First one's a gimme, the other two are off the mark though.
As a bit of a hint: everything I posted except Deus Ex is made by japs.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

As the first human government agent, you must chase a terrorist across the galaxy while also dealing with annoying bureaucrats who don't believe anything you say.

 

[Gutpuke]

The world is fucked up and a gorilla takes a piss.

 

[Disc]

As the first human government agent, you must chase a terrorist across the galaxy while also dealing with annoying bureaucrats who don't believe anything you say.

Mass Effect. 1, I think.

Two men go on a trip with someone else's children.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

Mass Effect. 1, I think.

You got it.

 

[Seventh Star]

You wake up every day for years to work your ass off so you can get married to a lady who eats rocks, hates her parents, and plays a flute.

 

[Disc]

You wake up every day for years to work your ass off so you can get married to a lady who eats rocks, hates her parents, and plays a flute.

Stardew Valley, the rocks part is a dead giveaway.

 

[Overcast]

You’re a horny boy trying to rescue a girl from her mom.

 

[Vault Boy]

Wake up on a train to find yourself in a very different world than the one you left behind.

 

[Big Ruski]

A man escapes prison to talk to depressed people.

Silent hill Downpour

Legend of Zelda but dungeons are in dreams

 

[AnOminous]

Wake up on a train to find yourself in a very different world than the one you left behind.

Half-Life 2.

Go into space and die horribly 100 times in a row even on Easy mode.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

You return to your kingdom that is currently under attack before getting a bad infection in your arm that creates an evil personality.

 

[Bender]

You're an exterminator who uses guns, lasers and RPGs instead of pesticide.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

A Dragon Quest rip off that makes you find the spells that defeat the dragon menace, but the Hero is replaced with Colin Kaepernick whining about being less oppressed than the dragon

 

[Gutpuke]

You're a truck and the world is your playground

 

[Overcast]

You're a truck and the world is your playground

Big Rigs: Off the Road Racing?

 

[Syaoran Li]

You're an ill-tempered Florida Man walking around in a setting that's less of a city and more of a VH1 special.

 

[Vault Boy]

A janitor gets a shot in the arm after a new energy drink turns the whole city upside down.

 

[Screw Danlon]

You’re a horny boy trying to rescue a girl from her mom.

This is clearly ICO. Nice pun.

You're an exterminator who uses guns, lasers and RPGs instead of pesticide.

Earth Defense Force?

Go into space and die horribly 100 times in a row even on Easy mode.

Kerbal Space Program.

A janitor gets a shot in the arm after a new energy drink turns the whole city upside down.

And... Sunset Overdrive.


I have a couple..
An angsty teen with an gun that can’t shoot goes around the world possessing himself and his friends with monsters, so they can get closure for living in a poorly run orphanage.


A girl causes trouble trying to arrange a spring tea party. Eventually she succeeds.

 

[Bender]

Earth Defense Force?

Yup.