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I love these beg posts.

'Guyse, I'm a genderfluid three spirit queer trans youth who just got kicked out of zir home by zir homophobic family. I have autism, anxiety, depression, DID, HIV and cancer. Every morning I break my legs and every afternoon I break my arms. My dog just died, my disabled grandmother has moved in with me and I can't support us both on my furry porn commissions. Give me 5 bucks on paypal or I will literally die TODAY.'
Personally, my favorite is when they do a grift under the guise of "escaping an abusive home life" (not that that isn't a real thing, of course. I'm referring to the obviously frivolous ones) and mere months later do another one to "help a homeless queer get off the streets." The subsequent one usually contains ample bitching about the government not giving them enough shekels to live on their own with no job, budgeting, or plan on acquiring either. Bonus points if they chastise the medical industry for being expensive and not fixing their imaginary boo boos while they're at it.
 
So, I found this gem on Twitter (isn't that where they all live??).

It's a female to male, "children's poet", church obsessed (as in, got baptised recently into the Church of England) called Jay Hulme.




Jay has been losing their (I can't entertain their mental health problems and call them he, sorrynotsorry) shit on Twitter this evening, and has posted this:


Fit of REEEEEing and crying. There's a lot covered in it, and it's probably best to just read it and laugh (I did, it was that sort of a day). But in it, Jay claims that it's a "hate crime" for troons to have to disclose the fact they're trans (they also call themselves Queer, so I am guessing this is one of those troon "men" who is majorly salty that gay men - surprise surprise! - do not want to sex them up. They also claim they "do not make" their own hormones any more (lie, they would if they weren't on meds that rape and pillage their endocrine system) and that they're "homeless" and broke and can't get work cus muh hate crime and transfooobeeaarrzz guise.

They also claim they can't find a home but I am guessing this is more to do with the fact that Jay's whole fucking identity is "trans, I'm trans, hey guise, I'm trans, did you know? I'm trans. Just in case you forgot". they have a social media profile that's open, under their real name, and a cursory search would show that, and honestly? It's a fucking put off. I've not had a roomate in well over a decade, but I would not blame anyone for not wanting that as a roomie. Low income, financially unstable, NEET, so gonna be lurking in the property ALL DAY, and obsessed with being a troon? Fuck. That. (But not in the way they want).

The irony is, I saw this posted by a lesbian, and I'm still unsure where she would stand on it all if she went on a date with a MTF, and found out they had a cock and were demanding sexy times cos "muh gender reaffirming care!!"

But yeah. What a delight. I was of the opinion that FTMs were at least less offensive than MTFs, but the recent slew of these bastards losing their shit because gay men don't want to sex up their "front boi holes" and people like Jay has left me unconvinced.
 
So I found this post on reddit's frontpage. He called my attention because of how childish he's dressed.

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Of course, there's always the (slim) chance he is actually a woman, since there's no mention of anything trans related in his profile. But just because of the looks (and size alone) I feel confident that this is a man. Skimming through his profile I found some other interesting pictures and little info: he has autism and some sort of movement disability, he lives on welfare and writes children books, and he's obssessed with kid's stuff. Here's a picture of his room.

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There are more toys scattered around, but didn't want to make an album. If you thought that first outfit was bad enough, wait til you see how he dressed up to go to doctor's check up.

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He is from New Zealand, so he's probably aboriginal. Now, I know that if this is a woman that could probably explain the shitty genetics, but here's him next to a female.

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You're welcome to check his profile, there's some other fun stuff there, like this copypasta he uses to beg for online (female) friends. He also has a lot of legos, much like Chris.
 
So I found this post on reddit's frontpage. He called my attention because of how childish he's dressed.

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Of course, there's always the (slim) chance he is actually a woman, since there's no mention of anything trans related in his profile. But just because of the looks (and size alone) I feel confident that this is a man. Skimming through his profile I found some other interesting pictures and little info: he has autism and some sort of movement disability, he lives on welfare and writes children books, and he's obssessed with kid's stuff. Here's a picture of his room.

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There are more toys scattered around, but didn't want to make an album. If you thought that first outfit was bad enough, wait til you see how he dressed up to go to doctor's check up.

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He is from New Zealand, so he's probably aboriginal. Now, I know that if this is a woman that could probably explain the shitty genetics, but here's him next to a female.

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You're welcome to check his profile, there's some other fun stuff there, like this copypasta he uses to beg for online (female) friends. He also has a lot of legos, much like Chris.
*sigh*... Better PC setup than mine at least :/
 
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Awww, he barely lasted before deleting everything.

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Am I supposed to feel bad for this dude? I think he deleted the tweet, but I remember him posting a screenshot of his bank account, and it had a lot of money, when someone implied he doesn’t get money on OF.

Unrelated to OF, just more of his shit.

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He really insults women’s looks when he looks like this without makeup?

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Why is this dude obsessed with doing this shit? It’s fucking crazy.

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If he makes that much then why would he need a gofundme? He supposedly already made half the amount he needs these last few months without even posting content. And why would give up that sweet gig just because some terves got mean? Is there a way to see how many paid losers an onlyfans account has? Also the friend convo seems fake as hell. I'm pressing X on all this guy's screenshots.

I suspected that the regulators in Spain weren't the strictest after GenderGP moved their business there, but there's an even scarier reply in that reddit thread

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Is there seriously a group of doctors that will 3D print parts out of shitty thermoplastic then implant them inside someone's body. This is on a par with those Mexican butt lifts made out of builder's silicon. And these idiots are happily recommending that to each other.
How would that work? Facial feminization is about reducing stuff, not adding implants over stuff. They're going to add a small chin over a chad chin?
 
But yeah. What a delight. I was of the opinion that FTMs were at least less offensive than MTFs, but the recent slew of these bastards losing their shit because gay men don't want to sex up their "front boi holes" and people like Jay has left me unconvinced.
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Has anyone outed her for her whoppingly obvious lie here? Because the gender recognition panel just looks at paperwork submitted and rubber stamps it. It’s not an in-person thing, and surgery isn‘t required so explaining one’s genitals isn’t a requirement. You just submit a diagnosis of gender dysphoria, a form completed by your GP and proof that you’ve been living as your current identity for two years (dated bank statements/wage slips/proof of university enrolment/letters from the benefits service etc).
It’s free if you have a low income.

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Yah, yah, obviously oppressed, much marginalised.

previous name: Pixie Hulme: https://writingeastmidlands.co.uk/writers-directory/pixie-hulme/


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what a sad sack.
 
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Has anyone outed her for her whoppingly obvious lie here? Because the gender recognition panel just looks at paperwork submitted and rubber stamps it. It’s not an in-person thing, and surgery isn‘t required so explaining one’s genitals isn’t a requirement. You just submit a diagnosis of gender dysphoria, a form completed by your GP and proof that you’ve been living as your current identity for two years (dated bank statements/wage slips/proof of university enrolment/letters from the benefits service etc).
It’s free if you have a low income.

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Yah, yah, obviously oppressed, much marginalised.

previous name: Pixie Hulme: https://writingeastmidlands.co.uk/writers-directory/pixie-hulme/

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what a sad sack.
You've done a way better job with this than I have, and for that, I thank you.
 
So, I found this gem on Twitter (isn't that where they all live??).

It's a female to male, "children's poet", church obsessed (as in, got baptised recently into the Church of England) called Jay Hulme.




Jay has been losing their (I can't entertain their mental health problems and call them he, sorrynotsorry) shit on Twitter this evening, and has posted this:


Fit of REEEEEing and crying. There's a lot covered in it, and it's probably best to just read it and laugh (I did, it was that sort of a day). But in it, Jay claims that it's a "hate crime" for troons to have to disclose the fact they're trans (they also call themselves Queer, so I am guessing this is one of those troon "men" who is majorly salty that gay men - surprise surprise! - do not want to sex them up. They also claim they "do not make" their own hormones any more (lie, they would if they weren't on meds that rape and pillage their endocrine system) and that they're "homeless" and broke and can't get work cus muh hate crime and transfooobeeaarrzz guise.

They also claim they can't find a home but I am guessing this is more to do with the fact that Jay's whole fucking identity is "trans, I'm trans, hey guise, I'm trans, did you know? I'm trans. Just in case you forgot". they have a social media profile that's open, under their real name, and a cursory search would show that, and honestly? It's a fucking put off. I've not had a roomate in well over a decade, but I would not blame anyone for not wanting that as a roomie. Low income, financially unstable, NEET, so gonna be lurking in the property ALL DAY, and obsessed with being a troon? Fuck. That. (But not in the way they want).

The irony is, I saw this posted by a lesbian, and I'm still unsure where she would stand on it all if she went on a date with a MTF, and found out they had a cock and were demanding sexy times cos "muh gender reaffirming care!!"

But yeah. What a delight. I was of the opinion that FTMs were at least less offensive than MTFs, but the recent slew of these bastards losing their shit because gay men don't want to sex up their "front boi holes" and people like Jay has left me unconvinced.

So I did some digging into some of her claims , all I could find was this about troon being given asylum (note it wasn't asylum)


In 2009 the woman relocated to New Zealand to escape the abuse, and to be closer to her parents and sister who lived in the country.

In the eight years the woman has lived in New Zealand her depression and anxiety has receded, and she has not experienced any discrimination or abuse.

In pleading for the woman to be allowed to remain in New Zealand, her lawyer, Kar-yen Partington, presented 20 articles to the tribunal detailing transphobic hate crimes in the UK.
You know I imagine that would have weighted into the decision. I think she is being a bit liberal with the truth and trying to spin it a certain way. It was so remarkable that the BBC, or any other news source didn't even run this story

There seems to be no record of UK police reports or anything if I am honest for any of the claims
 
So I did some digging into some of her claims , all I could find was this about troon being given asylum (note it wasn't asylum)



You know I imagine that would have weighted into the decision. I think she is being a bit liberal with the truth and trying to spin it a certain way. It was so remarkable that the BBC, or any other news source didn't even run this story

There seems to be no record of UK police reports or anything if I am honest for any of the claims
There is so much in the thread she is flat-out lying about. The thing that pissed me off was the "oh boohoo, woe is me, woe, woe even unto the ends of the Earth!!" was the "it's tRANSPHOBIC for people to want to know I am trans before fucking me!!!!"


Like it's not. Medical history is important and relavent. Us disgusting cishets disclose it all the time, hell gay men do too, especially in light of the AIDS crisis and all. It's important and people do need to talk about it at times, but they don't cry and snivel about it and make out it's a form of like, totes legits oppreshun guise!! Because it's not, it's disclosing of relavent information propr to engaging in an intimate act.

Not telling people you're trans, or pressuring people to fuck your totes legit front boi hole, is edging towards rapey territory, at worst, at best it smack of sexual coercion. I can completely understand why that sad baggage is struggling to find anyone to fuck it. Why would you want to have sex with or even get to know a person who you know will try and pressure you into having sex with them because if you don't then they'll cry transphobe and try to ruin your life? don't stick yo dick in crazy and all.
 
There is so much in the thread she is flat-out lying about. The thing that pissed me off was the "oh boohoo, woe is me, woe, woe even unto the ends of the Earth!!" was the "it's tRANSPHOBIC for people to want to know I am trans before fucking me!!!!"


Like it's not. Medical history is important and relavent. Us disgusting cishets disclose it all the time, hell gay men do too, especially in light of the AIDS crisis and all. It's important and people do need to talk about it at times, but they don't cry and snivel about it and make out it's a form of like, totes legits oppreshun guise!! Because it's not, it's disclosing of relavent information propr to engaging in an intimate act.

Not telling people you're trans, or pressuring people to fuck your totes legit front boi hole, is edging towards rapey territory, at worst, at best it smack of sexual coercion. I can completely understand why that sad baggage is struggling to find anyone to fuck it. Why would you want to have sex with or even get to know a person who you know will try and pressure you into having sex with them because if you don't then they'll cry transphobe and try to ruin your life? don't stick yo dick in crazy and all.

Yup people have a right to know. I don't want to pick up a guy, and then find out that there is a shewee where the dick is supposed to be and get coerced into fucking it, or have to see a F2M Troon pump up their penis like a cheap dildo .

I'd imagine it could be worse for a bi-guy, basically they are that ignorant they will assume that since you have attraction to the opposite sex then you will have no problem with a he-vag. I hate to break it to you but seeing a bloke with a vagina is going to be weird and damn right people are going to ask questions.

Bulling someone into sexing you could be interpreted as rape.
 
Yup people have a right to know. I don't want to pick up a guy, and then find out that there is a shewee where the dick is supposed to be and get coerced into fucking it, or have to see a F2M Troon pump up their penis like a cheap dildo .

I'd imagine it could be worse for a bi-guy, basically they are that ignorant they will assume that since you have attraction to the opposite sex then you will have no problem with a he-vag. I hate to break it to you but seeing a bloke with a vagina is going to be weird and damn right people are going to ask questions.

Bulling someone into sexing you could be interpreted as rape.
If what Assange did is considered rape then being trans and witholding that information is rape too. Not that people would not suss it out, it is fucking obvious, flayed inverted butchered dicks and flesh tubes will never, ever look like what they are meant to, and it is a screaming sign of the mental instability and shaky grip on reality trans people hav if they actually believe the lie that it does or will.
 
If what Assange did is considered rape then being trans and witholding that information is rape too. Not that people would not suss it out, it is fucking obvious, flayed inverted butchered dicks and flesh tubes will never, ever look like what they are meant to, and it is a screaming sign of the mental instability and shaky grip on reality trans people hav if they actually believe the lie that it does or will.

Have you noticed that the troons that seem to want to influence children are always the more perverted ones?

I don't have much issue with a troon who just lives a regular life as such and I never really seem them declaring themselves children poets etc.
 
Have you noticed that the troons that seem to want to influence children are always the more perverted ones?

I don't have much issue with a troon who just lives a regular life as such and I never really seem them declaring themselves children poets etc.
I have, and I do think you are on to something. Personally, I make a distinction between trans people who just want to live thier lives, who have an identity outside of their genitals, who make a solid effort to pass, who don't use it as a fetish,etc, and actual _troons_.


Troons are the fucking pedophiles, fetishists who want to make kids be like them, who have sexist, offensive ideas of the opposite gender (the one they claim to be) and who are flat out incels and rapists in waiting because fuck me, they hate themselves, but be under no doubt, they're gonna extort love out of anyone they can under the guise of "if you don't fuck me then you are a transphobe".


I could be wrong but I feel like there is a whole world of difference between the two.


Edited to say: To touch back on what you said about the truth - or rampant lack thereof - in their claims. HRT is reserved for people who have a clinical need for it, the leftovers go to trans people. Perhaps this is unfair, but it's a harsh reality of a socialised, free-at-point-of-use healthcare system. Men who have lost their testicles, say because of cancer or in accidents, and women who're had the menopause have greatest clinical need so get it first.

If they are "homeless" or vulnerably housed then that is on them. If their job is poorly paid or does not provide them with financial stability, then that sucks and in the current climate plenty of people are finding themselves in this position, so I can find myself mustering up a smidge of sympathy. However, "poet" is not really going to give you financial stability so anyone with half a brain would think "well, I should get a job, any job and do that in my spare time". If you're creative and of that particular bent, then you'll find a way to make it work. Hell, going to work and having a life beyond "I AM TRANS AND SO OPPRESSED!! SO OPPRESSED!! bECAUSE TRANS!!!!! SEE ME BEING OPPRESSED!!!" might even, god forbid, give you inspiration and stuff.

Plenty of people share housing, it's an unfortunate (or not, depending on if you like it, some people do) reality of the world we live in and the UK, social housing is at breaking point because of mass immigration. But why would anyone in their right mind want to share a home with a person who probably can't make rent? Why would they want to share a home with someone who they have, rightly, identified as being overly dramatic and obsessed to the point of insanity, on the fact they'r trans? Fuck, I wouldn't and I can't blame anyone for feeling that way.


There's also state benefits for people who can't work, and if their job is low paid, then they should sack it off at this point, claim to be unemployed and claim that. But this whole "boohoo im so poor and oppressed because I am trans" is complete bullshit. Their whole position smacks of being the result of fucking retarded decisions on their part, and I can't really pity them. They chose to make an unsustainable, poorly paid profession their job, they chose to go tripping down the tranny path, and my bet is this: Something bought on this whole twitter screed. Probably them being shot down on Grindr by an actual gay man who is not interested in fucking a woman with lopped of titties and a pathetic stab at facial hair. I would also bet that they feel like being trans would magically solve all their problems and they're now bitterly disappointed this has not been the case.


Oh, and also: as a man who is single, they go right down to the bottom of the list for priority for social housing. I bet they thought being trans would mean they got the opposite, but you know, trans men are men, amiright??
 
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