🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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Drool Fool said:
He used to joke that he was the worlds best but he’s literally never even done it
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I don't know why he said that, but then again his humor is as pathetic as everything else about him. Russell would be a terrible ventriloquist. The goal of ventriloquism is to make it seem like the voice is coming out of the puppet and not the person. With Russ, I can't even imagine how awkward that would be. All the stuttering, slurping, and twitching of his head as his pitiful, whiny little voice eeks out while he flaps the puppet's mouth with no coordination to himself talking.
 
WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
I don't know why he said that, but then again his humor is as pathetic as everything else about him. Russell would be a terrible ventriloquist. The goal of ventriloquism is to make it seem like the voice is coming out of the puppet and not the person. With Russ, I can't even imagine how awkward that would be. All the stuttering, slurping, and twitching of his head as his pitiful, whiny little voice eeks out while he flaps the puppet's mouth with no coordination to himself talking.
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As terrible as Rat-mouth would be at being a ventriloquist, he would be an even worse dummy, regardless of if he was a real dummy or just someone made up to look like a dummy for a bit. Usually the point of a ventriloquist act is comedy, with the ventriloquist being the straight man and the dummy being the comic. But since Russhole is never (intentionally) funny and he can't even flap his mouth like a dummy, he would just fail at that like he's failed at everything else in his pathetic life.
 
The Dude said:
As terrible as Rat-mouth would be at being a ventriloquist, he would be an even worse dummy, regardless of if he was a real dummy or just someone made up to look like a dummy for a bit. Usually the point of a ventriloquist act is comedy, with the ventriloquist being the straight man and the dummy being the comic. But since Russhole is never (intentionally) funny and he can't even flap his mouth like a dummy, he would just fail at that like he's failed at everything else in his pathetic life.
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Although him constantly stopping to explain the joke to the audience would be mildly amusing. A better comedian could actually make that their schtick, but the fact that he'd be doing it in earnest would make it pretty amazing.
 
An employee of VASA Fitness scolded Russ for neglecting to wipe down a piece of gym equipment. Russ “decided to drop the star level of [his] review” because of that.

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It also appears that his review of Triumph Property Management was either deleted or removed by Google.
 
Rod Dangerous said:
An employee of VASA Fitness scolded Russ for neglecting to wipe down a piece of gym equipment. Russ “decided to drop the star level of [his] review” because of that.

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It also appears that his review of Triumph Property Management was either deleted or removed by Google.
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Pretty much every gym ever has a firm policy that patrons are to wipe down the machines after every use. There are usually signs everywhere in the room reminding people to do so because not wiping down the equipment is disgusting and considered very poor gym etiquette. Russhole should have this down as second nature if he was really the gym rat he claims to be.
 
Yeah, it's pretty much universally accepted gym etiquette to wipe down you equipment. It's not really something you "forget" to do particularly during a pandemic. I mean, you won't see me in a gym right now with other plague rats, but If I were to go into one I would follow the rules to the letter. Also, I'm sure the guy didn't chew him out or yell at him. I'm absolutely sure he said something along the lines of, hey, you need to wiped down your equipment after using it and that was that.
 
Whatthefuck said:
Yeah, it's pretty much universally accepted gym etiquette to wipe down you equipment. It's not really something you "forget" to do particularly during a pandemic. I mean, you won't see me in a gym right now with other plague rats, but If I were to go into one I would follow the rules to the letter. Also, I'm sure the guy didn't chew him out or yell at him. I'm absolutely sure he said something along the lines of, hey, you need to wiped down your equipment after using it and that was that.
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If it even happened at all and Russhole isn't just lying his ass off for attention. Then again, he did leave/modify a review, so something might have actually happened. Something very minor, of course, and Russhole's ego and victim complex just blew it out of proportions.
 
The Dude said:
If it even happened at all and Russhole isn't just lying his ass off for attention. Then again, he did leave/modify a review, so something might have actually happened. Something very minor, of course, and Russhole's ego and victim complex just blew it out of proportions.
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And he's such a weak joke the only way he can retaliate is to leave some pathetic review that the business will get deleted if they even notice it because it's obviously malicious and bogus.
 
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Also, I'm sure the guy didn't chew him out or yell at him. I'm absolutely sure he said something along the lines of, hey, you need to wiped down your equipment after using it and that was that.
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He perceives anyone criticizing him as yelling at him. He can't take any hint that he's less than perfect no matter how it's presented.

I'm glad businesses can get bogus reviews removed. Yes, there are poorly run businesses out there that people are justified in posting negative reviews, but Russ just does it out of spite if they don't bow to his whims. I find his practice of one-star reviewing any business that doesn't hire him especially repulsive.

And I'd like to know if he quits or gets fired more often when he leaves a job. We know he rage quit Walmart because they wouldn't let him leave early to catch a bus. We know he's been fired at least once for creepy behavior, but I wonder if he gets mad they don't recognize his genius and put him in charge so he quits, or if he's creepy or just incompetent and gets fired for that.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
He perceives anyone criticizing him as yelling at him. He can't take any hint that he's less than perfect no matter how it's presented.

I'm glad businesses can get bogus reviews removed. Yes, there are poorly run businesses out there that people are justified in posting negative reviews, but Russ just does it out of spite if they don't bow to his whims. I find his practice of one-star reviewing any business that doesn't hire him especially repulsive.

And I'd like to know if he quits or gets fired more often when he leaves a job. We know he rage quit Walmart because they wouldn't let him leave early to catch a bus. We know he's been fired at least once for creepy behavior, but I wonder if he gets mad they don't recognize his genius and put him in charge so he quits, or if he's creepy or just incompetent and gets fired for that.
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What's even more repulsive is when he leaves a 1 star review for a business when he hits on the girls working there and they reject his advances. And when he leaves those reviews, he's always so sickeningly smug at the idea of ruining a woman's reputation for turning him down, even though his review will either be deleted or ignored because it's obvious to everyone except Russell that he was being a creep.
 
WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
What's even more repulsive is when he leaves a 1 star review for a business when he hits on the girls working there and they reject his advances. And when he leaves those reviews, he's always so sickeningly smug at the idea of ruining a woman's reputation for turning him down, even though his review will either be deleted or ignored because it's obvious to everyone except Russell that he was being a creep.
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I know many businesses have had guys get mad because the hot receptionist or whoever wouldn't date them, so they just put a blanket "no dating customers" rule in place. It gives people (especially women) an easy out even though "no" should be sufficient. I'm in favor of such a ban, and a ban on employees dating employees. Yeah, most people can handle it, but if a male supervisor harasses a female employee to date him, it gives her a stronger leg to complain on. She can't date him, it's against company policy. It also gives companies who want to do the right thing an easier way to get rid of problem employees because they can just point to the policy as the reason for termination.
 
DrJonesHat said:
I know many businesses have had guys get mad because the hot receptionist or whoever wouldn't date them, so they just put a blanket "no dating customers" rule in place.
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Unfortunately there are pigs like Russhole who will still chimp out because they don't understand rules apply to them at all.
 
AnOminous said:
Unfortunately there are pigs like Russhole who will still chimp out because they don't understand rules apply to them at all.
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If Ratmouth could understand that rules apply to everybody he wouldn't be the entitled bastard he is.

He's the kind that believes rules are for other people and he can ignore them due to his disability.
 
If the Vegas fanfic arc is true, its early Christmas. The flame out is going to be exceptional. No way did he even get a halfway decent place with his record and income history.

I cant wait for the inevitable bewilderment when the Vegas ladies wont suck him his penis
 
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