Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Rupin]

Why isn’t Hawaii counting their votes?

Hawaii is going blue anyway. You can’t even walk the beaches over there without getting fined for Covid restrictions.

 

[Local Fed]

What's the site everyone is using to get the most up to date results?

kiwifarms.net

 

[Invoke-Mimikatz]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I JUST WANNA CUM WHEN TRUMP WINS AND I SEE PEOPLE CRY PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
I don't wannt get hyped but, damn imagine what it would be like lmfao

Your gonna get blue balled!

 

[Orion Balls]

What's the site everyone is using to get the most up to date results?

Pretty sure most States are done counting for the night, so it really doesn't matter.

 

[Pissmaster]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I JUST WANNA CUM WHEN TRUMP WINS AND I SEE PEOPLE CRY PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
I don't wannt get hyped but, damn imagine what it would be like lmfao

it is NO NUT NOVEMBER

NO SELF-INFLICTED CUMMING

 

[NoSpiceLife]

Her BOYFRIEND sort of looks like a lesbian dyke to me....

Definitely a male, look at the fingers, especially the nail area.

 

[Sir Wesley Tailpipe]

Well I'm moving to Canada.

Moving to Canada because an election in the States was a mess is like moving to a toxic waste dump because you have a sink full of dishes,

 

[LOWERCASE LETTERS]

If Trump gets GA and NC I think he can win even without PA. That plus rust belt = he wins

MI could still flip back tho, they don't have most of their votes in.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Nah, Covid's fucked with peoples livelihoods too much, how voters think Trump handled it is definitely a large factor. Trump probably would have had a clear win if Covid wasn't in play.

Thankfully the DNC had a disease they could use to close down the country. What happened to the Flu btw! It practically vanished!

 

[Secret Messages]

it is NO NUT NOVEMBER

NO SELF-INFLICTED CUMMING

trust me it would be involuntary

 

[Lame Entropy]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I JUST WANNA CUM WHEN TRUMP WINS AND I SEE PEOPLE CRY PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE
I don't wannt get hyped but, damn imagine what it would be like lmfao

You'll get your REEEEEEEs no matter who wins❤

 

[tamago]

it is NO NUT NOVEMBER

NO SELF-INFLICTED CUMMING

It's not self-inflicted. The cries of every liberal in my city and on my campus will be too erotic and I won't be able to help myself.

 

[DeadFish]

How about specific posting. This election is a declaration of war by the political and economic elite upon the American People.

The only way you can realistically fight back is a boycott and labor strike. Dont work. Stop paying bills. Just stop keeping society running.

Sure conservatives got a lot of guns but they lack the backing and organization the left does.

Any violence you do will be used as an exscuse to crack down harder.

 

[Florence Sargent]

Trump has announced a speech from the east wing in aporx 10 min. Shapiro thinks its over if the Don looses Georgia.

 

[Haramburger]

What's the site everyone is using to get the most up to date results?

I'll tell you what site NOT to use, 4chan /pol/. I can handle the digits and spiritbomb posting, but all the fake maps going up like fantasy footballs rosters is fucking stupid and should be banned on sight. Worst template of the month.

 

[ditto]

The solution is simple. A slight transporter accident and we can have Truden

 

[Mr. Manchester]

It's too close now. We're having a mail in vote screaming fight.

It's not over. No peace. More pain for all of us.

Enjoy friends.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

Pretty sure most States are done counting for the night, so it really doesn't matter.

These people should be counting until its over. Fuck their sleep.

 

[TheClappening]

Lmao no matter what happens you'll still be a turkroach, lmao turkroach roach lmao!

Mr. Goodman, go to sleep, you're drunk.

 

[inception_state]

WTF is Arizona doing? It's like they counted all their absentee ballots during the day, and then just went to bed at 9 PM after the polls closed. They've only added like 100k since that initial update. Isn't it supposed to be easier to get your results in on time when 70% of the population is voting in advance?