🐮 Lolcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / Russell Greee / Russle / Brothel Prince / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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WhaleOilBeefHooked said:
I'm fairly certain Russell only wears the mask to cover up his deformed mouth, just like how in his gym selfies he holds the camera over his mouth. Just another way for him to pretend for a few brief moments that he isn't disabled.

I imagine Russell breathes through his mouth a lot and the lens is all fogged up.
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Gotta wonder if he hates it then because it covers his gimp mouth and we all know it's literally his biggest scapegoat, the one thing he uses to deflect all critism and injustice towards him.
"You just hate me because I'm disabled!"

He'll screed while using a photoshopped picture of himself to random girls who would never realize he had a disability to begin with.
 
DarkAlien said:
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Jeez, even when Russhole covers up those sagging shit-lips of his, you can still tell he's a defective homunculus. His nose, his head shape, his eyes, his fingers...everything screams "I'm a mutant with defective genes!"

Totally Awesome said:
I don't understand why some people stick their nose out of the mask. It negates having the mask because coronavirus can go right up the nostrils.
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Maybe is some sort of sensory issue, like how CWC has to put weird shit around the chain of his medallion because it bothers his neck? Or maybe Russ is just an asshole who doesn't actually care about the new societal rules regarding face masks in the age of the ChiCom Coof, and he's just taking advantage of the situation to cover up his rat mouth to look more normal.

Kosher Salt said:
As usual he's rocking that "just got a swirly" look.
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If that swirly was in a bucket of forty-weight motor oil...yeah.

Disgruntled Pupper said:
What the fuck did he do to his phone camera, stick his finger in his greasy hair and directly smear it on the lenses? Or is that just the mid-afternoon Utah fog rolling in?
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Definitely not fog. Utah is mostly desert and we rarely get fog, and when we do it's normally in the mornings.
 
Yes, the "melting" shape of the eye orbits plus the dead, corpse-like darkness. It's likely from inability to shut his eyelids and I'm sure he must have to use a lot of Visene every day.
And you can just imagine he mouthbreathes and sounds like a sex offender. Imagine him standing behind you in line. Even with social distancing (like they had at my polling place today) you'd hear it.
 
Russ would be interrupting the poker game every five minutes to talk to the waitress. All his opponent would have to do is have a hot girlfriend leaning on his shoulder, across from Russ, at all times. Even just standing behind him. Russ’ squinty like Downs eyes would be riveted on her tits the entire game and he’d lose every hand, because he’s a fuckin idjit.

Also he’d be pouring sweat from wearing his manky suit to the game, under hot lights, to “impress“ all the cocktail waitresses. Can you imagine the smell? I prefer not to, meself.

A much more fun thought experiment would be, “What would happen if Russ entered a poker competition and had to play against a pretty woman?”

Imagine him going up against Vanessa Rousso.

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The more time passes, the more bulbous and distended the top of his skull gets.

I mean, we know he's got a receding hairline, but in this picture, it looks like the hair on his forehead starts growing from the crown of his head and he brushed it forward.

The whole top of his skull is ballooned out and bulbous above his brow Ridge.

That by itself is disturbing enough, but obviously combined with his slack dead eyes and his gaping zombie mouth ....oh, it's just too much. Even a blind girl would run away once she felt Russ's face
 
Totally Awesome said:
I don't understand why some people stick their nose out of the mask. It negates having the mask because coronavirus can go right up the nostrils.
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To be fair the mask doesn't do much to prevent you getting the couf whether it's on your nose or not. It's all about reducing the transmission of it.

That's why everybody is supposed to wear one. If they're infected they might not know for 2 weeks before symptoms start. And during that time they're spreading the disease each time they speak, sneeze or, in Russtard's case, drools. But it won't stop you from getting it. You'd need a full face mask and air supply for that.
 
GleamingTheQ-Bert said:
The more time passes, the more bulbous and distended the top of his skull gets.

I mean, we know he's got a receding hairline, but in this picture, it looks like the hair on his forehead starts growing from the crown of his head and he brushed it forward.

The whole top of his skull is ballooned out and bulbous above his brow Ridge.

That by itself is disturbing enough, but obviously combined with his slack dead eyes and his gaping zombie mouth ....oh, it's just too much. Even a blind girl would run away once she felt Russ's face
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Gourdhead becomes a more apt description of Russhole's physical appearance every day.
 
Hopefully he decides to keep the mask on even after the coronavirus threat is over.
AbraCadaver said:
Russ would be interrupting the poker game every five minutes to talk to the waitress. All his opponent would have to do is have a hot girlfriend leaning on his shoulder, across from Russ, at all times. Even just standing behind him. Russ’ squinty like Downs eyes would be riveted on her tits the entire game and he’d lose every hand, because he’s a fuckin idjit.

Also he’d be pouring sweat from wearing his manky suit to the game, under hot lights, to “impress“ all the cocktail waitresses. Can you imagine the smell? I prefer not to, meself.

A much more fun thought experiment would be, “What would happen if Russ entered a poker competition and had to play against a pretty woman?”

Imagine him going up against Vanessa Rousso.

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He'd get the shit beat out of him and try to find a way to sue for disability discrimination, like he always does, it's his 1-trick pony.
 
I was bummed to see Based Skordas didnt get the W, but outside of a few counties, Utah is red red red. He had a pretty good showing, but not enough. As @Sexy Senior Citizen said, more time to mortal kombat Russ in to oblivion
 
Totally Awesome said:
I don't understand why some people stick their nose out of the mask. It negates having the mask because coronavirus can go right up the nostrils.
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In most cases I would say 'defiance'/they only wore a mask to avoid a hassle and get into where ever they were going--in his case Im going with 'hes an idiot'/the mast wont fit over that bigass honker and still stretch down far enough to cover his slack jaw, since masks usually require fitting onto your chin.
 
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Over 4000 Utah morons voted for another moron. Was Russ actually one of them? :thinking:probably not, but I'd like to pretend he thinks he's that "hip, edgy, and cool"
 
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