💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

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How will Bob react to seeing the Mario film?

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The fact that there's a whole subreddit devoted to Bob's twitter fuckups is amazing.

Also, where I grew up, Chris's Halloween sign would get his house egged into oblivion.
 
Bob is amazing to me in how he would never admit even once he is wrong even when people on his own side call him out, Bob is so stupidly stubborn and prideful in being right he just shoots himself in the foot and it's amazing.
 
Truthboi said:
Bob is amazing to me in how he would never admit even once he is wrong even when people on his own side call him out, Bob is so stupidly stubborn and prideful in being right he just shoots himself in the foot and it's amazing.
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He has whatever remains his foot in his mouth and also shooting it.
 
King Dead said:
Smoothbrain Bob and his ilk don't understand this notion because all they care about is revenge, never thinking about what might happen if their targets fought back.
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They don't understand because they don't see the enemy as human, but a cartoon caricature to be beaten.
 
The Skeptical Tomato X5 said:
In the future you're gonna see shitloads of insane shit like this with people developing covid munchausen's. This is just a taste of things to come.
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The cure is worse than the disease.

10 years from now society will still be feeling the effects of the pandemic and the lockdowns. Kids are going to grow-up with stunted social skills and not have the ordinary experiences a kid should have. Adults are going to develop psychological issues from being isolated for so long. People are going to develop a fear of going against the cultural ziegest for fear of being shunned and become more conformist. Big corporations will fill the niches left by bankrupt family business offering substandard wages and benefits, and creating a bland culture of corporate conformity. Governments are going to openly take more and more freedoms away from citizens under the justification of "its a crisis" and horrifyingly people will gladly beg the government to take away their freedoms because they think it will save them from whatever the current doomsday scenario is. The 2020s will be a decade in which you see some of your dearest friends and family turn into something you barely recognize thanks to everything going down in 2020.

Bob however is not going to be a victim of the pandemic. He is already socially isolated due to his awful personality, has no kids or civilized family members to worry about, loves the idea of big corporations taking over everything as long as they have the right values and actively cheerleads the government stripping away peoples rights to fulfill his revenge fantasies against his High School bullies. The greatest loss Bob experienced this year was the fact he had to wait a year or two, or spend a little extra money to watch certain movies that are indistinguishable from what came before them. Losing his job at the Escapist is small potatoes to the fact that this year will be the first to not see an MCU film released since 2007.
 
Seeing Bob spread his toxic BS like it’s his full-time job, it’s a considerable consolation to know he is completely miserable. As he should be. Justice is not dead, even if his favorite SCOTUS justice is.
 
In the heat of him getting roasted for his terrible takes over a joke, a troon FilmRobert fan comes to defend him:
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https://twitter.com/BootlegGirl/status/1320921824381837313 (Archive)

How is a fat retard tweeting about how everyone he disagrees with is a sub-human troglodyte is somehow helping trannies? Who knows? Not like anyone can ask this guy to elaborate on it.
 
Cut off your dick first, Lukey.

Your Local Neko Girl GF said:
How is a fat retard tweeting about how everyone he disagrees with is a sub-human troglodyte is somehow helping trannies? Who knows? Not like anyone can ask this guy to elaborate on it.
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The thing Lukey need the most are validation and slavish, drooling subservience, which Bobby is only too happy to provide to troons.
 
Strange Wilderness said:
The cure is worse than the disease.

10 years from now society will still be feeling the effects of the pandemic and the lockdowns. Kids are going to grow-up with stunted social skills and not have the ordinary experiences a kid should have. Adults are going to develop psychological issues from being isolated for so long. People are going to develop a fear of going against the cultural ziegest for fear of being shunned and become more conformist. Big corporations will fill the niches left by bankrupt family business offering substandard wages and benefits, and creating a bland culture of corporate conformity. Governments are going to openly take more and more freedoms away from citizens under the justification of "its a crisis" and horrifyingly people will gladly beg the government to take away their freedoms because they think it will save them from whatever the current doomsday scenario is. The 2020s will be a decade in which you see some of your dearest friends and family turn into something you barely recognize thanks to everything going down in 2020.

Bob however is not going to be a victim of the pandemic. He is already socially isolated due to his awful personality, has no kids or civilized family members to worry about, loves the idea of big corporations taking over everything as long as they have the right values and actively cheerleads the government stripping away peoples rights to fulfill his revenge fantasies against his High School bullies. The greatest loss Bob experienced this year was the fact he had to wait a year or two, or spend a little extra money to watch certain movies that are indistinguishable from what came before them. Losing his job at the Escapist is small potatoes to the fact that this year will be the first to not see an MCU film released since 2007.
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Rather hard to laugh at the Bob part when you give a very terrifying premonition of what humanity will walk towards.
 
Positron said:
Cut off your dick first, Lukey.


The thing Lukey need the most are validation and slavish, drooling subservience, which Bobby is only too happy to provide to troons.
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He already did months ago in some third-world shithole. He now has a useless fake vagina that he admitted to being unable to orgasm with. Given his apparent manic depression, he probably isn't dilating it real regularly either. Not even Luke can relieve Bob of the secret shameful burden of his virginity.
 
@Positron, the month I took away from this thread gave me even more appreciation for the service you provide. Cataloguing Bob’s relentless, unearned ego and hubris takes a strong constitution. We owe you an incalculable debt.
 
NoWayBro said:
If there is one thing I will never tire of, it's how literally everyone fucking hates MovieBob. People who hate each other stop fighting for the briefest of moments just to shit on Bob.

Fucker deserves it too.
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MovieBob is the De Blasio of internet blowhards. Disgust for him unifies the most unlikely of bedfellows.
 
John Andrews Stan said:
This is the same guy who turns to the internet for head-pats on the rare occasions when he and his wife clean their filthy hovel.

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“Clean” for the Chipmans makes me want to vomit. Reminder, they have little kids, including a toddler who will be sticking this shit in his mouth like it’s Creepy Uncle Bob’s Mountain Dew chicken. Zoom in unless you’re eating:

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Christ, and I thought I did a shit job at keeping my place up.
 
NoWayBro said:
If there is one thing I will never tire of, it's how literally everyone fucking hates MovieBob. People who hate each other stop fighting for the briefest of moments just to shit on Bob.

Fucker deserves it too.
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The only thing he deserves and will probably be good for him is for him to step away from the internet and try to enjoy what time he has left in the real world. He won't he's too lazy and egotistical to step away as he cant do anything else and did nothing of real worth for more than 12 years. Christ i finished grade school and learned the brutality of life in that time. Refreshing to see Bob will always be Bob and i can step away from this site and come back to see him being him. God speed fellas.
 
Jazz never died! said:
The only thing he deserves and will probably be good for him is for him to step away from the internet and try to enjoy what time he has left in the real world.
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But Trump stole everything in the real world!

More about "visual coding" in movies:
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(Video by Rantasmo)

More on the brunch bullshit: Bobby doesn't need white knights because he is already "overdefended":
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Being female and LGBT won't save you from Bobby's wrath, his ageism, and his lookism:
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