Zinnia Jones / Satana Kennedy / Zachary Antolak / Zack Sklar / Lauren McNamara/Soersdal / @zjemptv - Queen of the Horse Dildos and Defender of Rapists; Transtrender Posing as a Transmedicalist; Dropped out of College after Falling in a Shallow River; Balls-free since 2024

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Oh my God, you fucker, put the plants outside, you have enough space to make a real garden and the plants will grow better because they will get direct sunlight. Are you kidding me with this? What kind of person do this? This like having a garage and parking the car outside.

This garden is like a metaphor of what's life with Zach, people being stuck in the less favorable environment full of trash and STDs.


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I read "cucumber" in the first line and I thought "sure, that's why he wants a garden".
 
Whatsup bud? said:
Why is he acting like his window box herbs are going to feed his family? Plant a garden
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Tasty Tatty said:
Oh my God, you fucker, put the plants outside, you have enough space to make a real garden and the plants will grow better because they will get direct sunlight. Are you kidding me with this? What kind of person do this? This like having a garage and parking the car outside.

This garden is like a metaphor of what's life with Zach, people being stuck in the less favorable environment full of trash and STDs.


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I read "cucumber" in the first line and I thought "sure, that's why he wants a garden".
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if you look carefully at the grow room you'll see why he is planting herbs in containers indoors instead of using the sun and warm weather of florida to his advantage.

see, it turns out zach is a fucking dipshit who can't do any practical work, such as cleaning up a room or at least organizing the strata of ancient amazon delivery boxes, despite the boxes being rectangular and therefore extremely easy to stack. He cannot do the practical work of growing food, he can only go about it in the most exceptional manner possible. He is bragging about his trig quiz or whatever the fuck, while at the same time looking at a room filled with old cardboard boxes and thinking "hey, I should really put hot lights and wires in the middle of this room full of kindling. I should keep the lights on for hours and hours unattended. The cat can come in sometimes to keep the plants company, or knock things over, or chew on wires. Its the smart thing to do!" Actions speak louder than words, and so zach is a retard.
 
sperginity said:
see, it turns out zach is a fucking dipshit who can't do any practical work, such as cleaning up a room or at least organizing the strata of ancient amazon delivery boxes, despite the boxes being rectangular and therefore extremely easy to stack. He cannot do the practical work of growing food, he can only go about it in the most exceptional manner possible. He is bragging about his trig quiz or whatever the fuck, while at the same time looking at a room filled with old cardboard boxes and thinking "hey, I should really put hot lights and wires in the middle of this room full of kindling. I should keep the lights on for hours and hours unattended. The cat can come in sometimes to keep the plants company, or knock things over, or chew on wires. Its the smart thing to do!" Actions speak louder than words, and so zach is a retard.
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You got it wrong - Zach is a genius.

"OH NO! The house burned down with Heather and the kids in it! Just right after I convinced her to get that huge house insurance policy, and make me the beneficiary of her life insurance! However will I go on witho....OMG that hot twink on Grindr just texted me and says he wants to shove a fire hydrant up my ass!"
 
sperginity said:
looking at a room filled with old cardboard boxes and thinking "hey, I should really put hot lights and wires in the middle of this room full of kindling. I should keep the lights on for hours and hours unattended.
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This is what is both making me laugh hard and be mad at the same time. Why is this retard moron fucker using lights for a plant when there IS A BIG FUCKING STAR OUTSIDE that does that for free??? This GENIUS can't figure out that all plants need is the sun and natural light? You know when you need lights? when you're keeping eggs that you want to hatch because the mother died or something, because you need to keep them warm. The plants don't need to be warm, Zach.

They don't need that equipment they have. The best they can do with it is to sell it because they probably need the money more than they need a filming studio. But I'm sure Zach, being the selfish prick he is, doesn't want to get rid of it for purely selfish reasons and the family not only won't be using the money, but they have to pay the electricity to keep the lights on for hours.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
But I'm sure Zach, being the selfish prick he is, doesn't want to get rid of it for purely selfish reasons and the family not only won't be using the money, but they have to pay the electricity to keep the lights on for hours.
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And Zach gets a free room full of disgusting, filthy garbage he can use solely to ram things up his ass in.
 
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And Zach gets a free room full of disgusting, filthy garbage he can use solely to ram things up his ass in.
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In theory, it's good that his autism is contained in one room, but then, the kids will probably ask what Mommy Lauren does in that room that he needs it for herself along with lights and cameras. Wasn't Mercedes Carrera arrested for doing shady shit with her daughter living in her house? Because at least their house was big enough to keep any noise away from the kid: Zach's masturbating and filming it in a room next to the kids in a small house.

I honestly hope that, if they figured out already, the younger is autistic enough to mention it in front of normal adults like their teachers and they tell social workers that they're endangering the kids. Sent them to their father and put this maniac in jail.
 
Spend an extra $20/month on electricity to harvest $5 of veg. Good financial thinking there, Zach. Really using that community college education.
 
Tasty Tatty said:
I honestly hope that, if they figured out already, the younger is autistic enough to mention it in front of normal adults like their teachers and they tell social workers that they're endangering the kids. Sent them to their father and put this maniac in jail.
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It is certain the teachers know at least some of what is going on, but a lesbian couple is a protected class.
And teachers tend to be believers.
 
That house is small enough that Heather's kids know everything about Zack's sex life. Everything. They knew about Penny, they know about Zack's giant dildos. They know what the porn shoot room is used for and they know that's why they have to share a room. They know Zack shoves things from around the house up his ass, including pens and kitchen implements. They've overheard Zack and Penny, and probably Zack solo.

Even if Zack has never touched Heather's sons directly, make no mistake, what Zack has done is sexual abuse all the same. He's stolen their right to sexual innocence and set a horrible example for them. He's showing them that sexual gratification comes before everything else, that sexual fidelity is something to be thrown away if you want to fuck someone new. That your own sexual selfishness is the highest good.
 
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Oh god. I just noticed one of the Amazon boxes is labeled in sharpie (Sharpie that I'm sure has been on some strange adventures): "Misc Toys."

In a normal house with normal teenagers that would suggest someone has put back some kid toys in a spare box. But in Zach's house, a half-opened Amazon box labeled "Misc Toys" is almost certainly full of the kind of sexual degeneracy that made it so they stopped getting Disney season tickets and put aside a room of the house for porn shoots.
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THose aren't toys, just like bri bri's now-rusty kitchen knife, benchmade chink stabber, dusty 9000 core apple, or 'professional' rice cooker for 2 people - those are tools

tools to make $, enough money to cover .005% of the cost of the eventual prolapse repair surgery
 
Of course Zach is such a low-iq instant-gratification chimp that he can't even throw the boxes out before stuffing the contents in his ass.

Have we considered the possibility that he may be using Penny's old room as a literal dump on purpose? He's vindictive and childish enough that it'd give him satisfaction.

"Sorry Bobby and Billy, you'll have to keep sharing your tiny room. 'Mommy' needs the other one for her Voldemort Landfill!"
 
Well, he's a troon, he gets off on the power from violating people's boundaries and taking what rightfully belongs to others. Zach's proof to himself that he's a special, important, misunderstood genius is that he successfully stole her children's place in Heather life. We're all familiar with the kind of people who get off on being side ho/ side dick because it's proof to them that they're "winning" some kind of battle that the actual partner/spouse doesn't even know they're fighting. Zach's relationship with Heather is built around that impulse, but on steroids. The bond between mother and child is usually stronger than the bond between spouses, much to the chagrin of many a new father. For most women, when weighing the needs of her small child versus the needs of her adult spouse, the baby wins every time, no question. Hell, a lot of them can't stop acting like that when the "baby" is 25 and desperately needs mommy to butt out so they'll grow up and figure their shit out.

Essentially, Zach got Heather to "cheat on" the relationship between herself and her own children, and to continue doing it every single day. She continues to choose him over them- he gets to LARP being in college, so her kids will never get to go. He gets to pretend to be a gender scholar and famous porn star instead of having an actual job, so her children get a stroke-addled mother and a shoestring household budget. Instead of each child having their own private space, which is very important to teenagers, Zach gets an entire landfill/masturbation room. Since the kids have no privacy, Zach just walks in on them and blasts it all over the Internet. Every day he spends lolling around in the wank dump tweeting, he gets the validation of being chosen by Hagrid-Mommy in a way his own mother never did, but he's miserable, because it's never really enough. Heather is vastly inferior in every way to the real mom who didn't love him enough, and it doesn't matter how much he gets her to debase herself for him, because she was never worth much to him in the first place.

Nobody could generate enough validation to fill the hole inside him, and neither can Bad Dragon. The end of the story for at least 41%.
 
The kids are going to be adults eventually, and they will leave home for a better life. Even doing minor jobs like cleaning tables will be better than living with this lunacy.

And the best? They know what kind of people "trannies" are. They know this so-called expert is just a degenerate whose expertise is just putting dildos up his ass.
 
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One can only speculate what would be "a truly uncomfortable amount", given how accommodating he is.
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