I was quasi-stalked by a lolcow a few years ago.
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wetflame (note: it looks like Wetflame tried to edit his ED page and it hasn't been reverted.)
Wetflame went by the name "Kittie Rose" on a number of Transformer fan forums several years ago. Basically, he/she'd come into message boards, complain about the new Transformer movie robot designs, and claim that everybody who told him to shut up where "internet fascists" who were "brainwashed by Michael Bay" into "liking things because we're sheeple." He also fucking
loved to use the term "strawman" incorrectly.
Wetflame was infuriating to talk to, because he would turn all of your opinions that differed from his in the slightest into a personal attack. Then he would bring up about how he was supposedly tested for MENSA when he was child and participated in a debate team, and since his debating skills were obviously superior to ours, use this as an excuse to not defend his viewpoint as all.
Wetflame fulfilled nearly every LOLcow criteria:
1.) Obsessed with Sonic the Hedgehog
2.) Practicing cross-dresser with an exceptionally poor grasp on gender identity
3.) Running to his hugbox on Usenet when people were mean to him
4.) Claiming intellectual superiority with no basis in fact
5.) Egotistical prick
6.) Unemployed and living on welfare
7.) Self-proclaimed Assburgers and used it as an excuse at every conceivable turn
Anyway, I pissed him off and he followed me around to several other message boards trying to harass me. He was eventually banned from every message board that I frequented, and I thankfully haven't had to deal with his stupidity for years.