What's the Most Autistic Food? - Autfood for Autfags

[Mr. Skeltal]

What happened to you as a child to make you hate on Cheetos?

He always got the Cheeto controller at his friend's house.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Wendy's

 

[Loona]

Go-gurts.
Extremely sugary yogurt in a tube just screams autism.

 

[verygayFrogs]

Shezcuan Sauce (or however the fuck its spelt)

Spoiler

What sucks is someone made a homemade version and I really liked it. It had tang, sweet and a bit of heat

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

I always thought kinder eggs where the kind of candy only a tard could love
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It's only autistic when the toy inside is a fucking jigsaw puzzle.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

It's only autistic when the toy inside is a fucking jigsaw puzzle.

 

[AnOminous]

Shezcuan Sauce (or however the fuck its spelt)

Spoiler

What sucks is someone made a homemade version and I really liked it. It had tang, sweet and a bit of heat

That's only autistic if it's connected to Rick & Morty somehow.

 

[Baloney Face]

That's only autistic if it's connected to Rick & Morty somehow.

That, plus some folks rioting (sort of) over not having it for their McNuggets.
Between Rick and Morty and McNuggets that's all the way autistic.

Something similar called something else in a Chinese restaurant, not autistic.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Lately I'm starting to think it's Taco Bell.

Ever since they started pushing the customization of items through the app, I've seen way too many people show me the "perfect" item that ends up costing 10 bucks or damn near it while not fixing the fact that Taco Bell is small as fuck and doesn't fill you up.

For 10 dollars I can literally get a 2-3 lb fat burrito smothered in cheese at the actual mexican place a quarter mile down the street.

 

[Hairless Troll]

This and maybe those scooby snack cookies.

 

[verygayFrogs]

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I used to eat the scooby snacks when I was 7 and if i found a pack I'd be estatic

Also I just remembered: Those uncrustable sandwhiches and ketchup. The one autistic kid in school used to eat the fuck outta that combo.

 

[Retarded Forever]

Maybe Dannon Danimals Double Crush Cups because you can crush them.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Cereal in pre-made chocolate milk.

eww wat

why is that a thing?

 

[Kosher Dill]

The most autistic food is breast milk long past the appropriate age.

 

[Michellandin']

The Chipotle hard taco with white rice and chicken only.

 

[Jason Wynn]

Eating a sandwich or burger completely plain and dry, no condiments, no lettuce or other veggies, just the lunch meat/hamburger patty and bread/bun. My friend's sister does this and it just puzzles me how anyone would think that tasty unless they were an autist.

 

[WolfeTone]

Just White Rice

 

[Ducky!]

LEGO candy is pretty autistic

 

[Nightcore]

Maybe Dannon Danimals Double Crush Cups because you can crush them.
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ngl those things were pretty legit when frozen

 

[Baloney Face]

LEGO candy is pretty autistic

Especially if those are also working Lego pieces. Build something then eat it.