🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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northstar747 said:
he could clerk a gas station easy just have him do the 5.5 hour night shift
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I'm pretty sure if you clerk a gas station you actually have to hand over the merchandise when the customer gives you their money and not just steal it, giving a wackyzany joke reason for stealing it.
 
the check out is automated as in its broken and stores you CC details in plaintext mean while rich is sleeping the beer cooler. when a karen yells at him he will spring life hit her and then call the police about how she assaulted him. when the police arrive he will slip on his sweat toes. and thats at 9:20 his shift started at 8 but he got there at 9:19. He ll then leave early cause some asshole clogged both restrooms with concert shit.

as he leaves his shift early a hobo will pan handle him for change, to which he will yell "Your richer than me and if you need money get on patreon goof troop" as he gets in his 100K sports car and takes off.
 
Sabrina said:
lol Mandy G is one of the girls he's always trying to hit up
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You noticed that too huh?

He makes little.. “tee-hee!” messages at some of these young girls on Facebook and streams, ya know, to make ‘em feel.. “special”. He did one the other day and then deleted it, probably cause she was way underage, I clicked on her profile when he posted the message to her, she looked 14...

I don’t normally go around and insinuate shit like this unless I have solid proof but god damn that was a bit, weird. He makes a post at a very young girl and then deletes it. Wasn’t that Logan girl half his age? I mean she was well over 18 but man, foot fetishes, girls half his age... what’s next?

Does anyone know anything about what happened with SomethingAwful (Lowtax) and RiffTrax? I am a huge MST3K/RiffTrax fan and it was cool when the two combined, Mike was even on the forums and he replied to me (yeee! 🥰) but then I saw the RiffTrax Live! special with Lowtax and the “sketch” they did, eh.... I know having your kids in little videos like that is cool for you the parent but to everyone else, it just wasn’t funny. Also the Troll 2 Riff... seemed like Rich wasn’t even there (maybe for the best), he barely said anything. I’m wondering if there was some sort of fallout or did RiffTrax just shake hands and told Rich “yeah man, cool, we’ll totally call you again!” and then burn his contact info?
 
Beavis said:
Lowtax’ stream chat would be dead if not for the chat mods. He got two $4.99 super chats in a 2 1/2 hour stream. Both from chat mod Mandy G
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What's the minimum wage in his state? 8-10 dollars, I guess.
TFW a burger flipper at McD's makes more an hour then Lolfax. :story:

Sabrina said:
lol Mandy G is one of the girls he's always trying to hit up
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Yeah, he surley hits them hard. Literally and figuratively.
 
FrankTheSpank said:
You noticed that too huh?

He makes little.. “tee-hee!” messages at some of these young girls on Facebook and streams, ya know, to make ‘em feel.. “special”. He did one the other day and then deleted it, probably cause she was way underage, I clicked on her profile when he posted the message to her, she looked 14...

I don’t normally go around and insinuate shit like this unless I have solid proof but god damn that was a bit, weird. He makes a post at a very young girl and then deletes it. Wasn’t that Logan girl half his age? I mean she was well over 18 but man, foot fetishes, girls half his age... what’s next?

Does anyone know anything about what happened with SomethingAwful (Lowtax) and RiffTrax? I am a huge MST3K/RiffTrax fan and it was cool when the two combined, Mike was even on the forums and he replied to me (yeee! 🥰) but then I saw the RiffTrax Live! special with Lowtax and the “sketch” they did, eh.... I know having your kids in little videos like that is cool for you the parent but to everyone else, it just wasn’t funny. Also the Troll 2 Riff... seemed like Rich wasn’t even there (maybe for the best), he barely said anything. I’m wondering if there was some sort of fallout or did RiffTrax just shake hands and told Rich “yeah man, cool, we’ll totally call you again!” and then burn his contact info?
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They did one with Wierd Al too and I don't think he ever popped up again. Doubt it was ever the plan for him to become a recurring guest though not sure
 
northstar747 said:
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I was going to say I really wish this is satire, but it's clear that Lowtax lacks any amount of self-awareness.
It speaks volumes that for the first time in ages Rich is facing a very real risk of going bankrupt in the near future, and instead of looking for a more consistant source of income that doesn't entirely rely on his image and the kindness of strangers on the internet, the guy's spent the last few days trying to figure out the best way to milk the very few people who still like and support him for the next year or two.

I do like that he's forced to aim for the extremely specific demografic of "people who remember the shit I made in the early 2000s but haven't followed me since then", though. I guess he can't be the world's least active website owner anymore, so might as well settle for the world's least effective con artist.
 
Tonberry said:
I was going to say I really wish this is satire, but it's clear that Lowtax lacks any amount of self-awareness.
It speaks volumes that for the first time in ages Rich is facing a very real risk of going bankrupt in the near future, and instead of looking for a more consistant source of income that doesn't entirely rely on his image and the kindness of strangers on the internet, the guy's spent the last few days trying to figure out the best way to milk the very few people who still like and support him for the next year or two.

I do like that he's forced to aim for the extremely specific demografic of "people who remember the shit I made in the early 2000s but haven't followed me since then", though. I guess he can't be the world's least active website owner anymore, so might as well settle for the world's least effective con artist.
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.....have you ever seen PewDiePie? Twitch thot’s? What’s the name of that Fortnite guy that tried to get everyone to “floss” (dance) on New Years, “Ninja”?

All of them millionaires, MILLIONAIRES god damnit, all of them equally worthless. Lowtax basically invented being worthless on the internet but failed to capitalize on it in a real way, take whatever excuse you want for that, lazy, stupid, egotistical etc. He felt he was doing alright, he brought in enough money to start a family and live in a nice house, got to fuck fans of his and real legends in the entertainment industry like Mike Nelson from MST3K saw him as leading the next “new big thing” (the internet) and collaborated with him, all for doing NOTHING. Look how powerful SomethingAwful was back in the day, we all thought we could buy an aircraft carrier or an island. Can you imagine what that would do to the mind (ego) of someone Lowtax’s age (maturity)? He must of felt like a God. As stupid as that might sound, he must of felt invincible.
 
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