🪦 Deceased Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Leonard Helplessness said:
Doesn't really surprise me. He has no other idea how to make money, so he's just going to do the same shit over again and hope it works, and do as half-assed a job at it as he did last time. Doesn't matter that SA's success was a lightning strike and the world in which it launched is distant history.
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phone posting but he s already looking for toby fox to make a score for his next doom house movie.

I am gonna sperg for alittle bit here.

AVGN was waaay past lowtaxs time and for internet video it was pretty good quality. The Nostalgia Crittic was worse quality.

To sum up pre 2008/9 internet videos that sceen really was home movie level like imagine a bunch of kids playing with the video camera fucking around.

We are way past that now, I m not a tech head for AV shit but professional and consumer gear is pretty accessable hell people can and do make shit on their phones these days.

planning writting shooting and editing something is fucking work. Theres a reason every one fires off OBS screams about shit or just reads new artilce for 10+minutes for shills for super berrys

Rich cant even fucking stream reliable

Here check out this guy


He's a bit younger than rich he grabs games like sim or shitty indie games he plays them makes jokes if the game is hollow he tries to break the unity assests.

Here s where he stands out he basically edits shit down to between 10-20 minutes and most likley has sand bagged but he has a new video every day.

He doesnt stream for a few hours while dopped out his mind.

Fuck here is an example that I ran by logan. make a pod cast that is 25-35 minutes long have a guest, have a son have a fucking structure.

Get some the e celebs that have passed through SA call in for 5 minutes, mine some of the SA lore, Get fucking metokur on to talk about Shmorky as a bonus espisode. Make 13 episodes of this 20-35 minute pod cast and release one weekly at a set time.

see how it does and go from there


Oh wait that would be fucking work

When your young and fucking around with your friends and make basically a shitty home movie thats filmed on a potaeto for the internet, which was the style at the time. Then you take the fucking drugs and get a divorce aka the worst time machine ever. Your not gonna catch that high again BECAUSE YOUR A 40 year old man who just wants to get high.


Okay done sperging
 
It's really an American thing, they're obsessed with it, dragging it into all kinds of unrelated conversations like Furries who have to flaunt their kink everywhere. You're just having a normal conversation, talking about how you maybe met a real tall person or had to walk some distance and Americans get all creepy and I assume sweaty, asking: "How much is that in feet?". Really gross if you ask me.
 
Sabrina said:
I only heard that the site owner for SASS got doxed, all I know is that I loaded the page one day and it just said "nothing to see here."
Extremely pussified to run a site containing dox and then shrieking like a troon when yours gets found out.
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Weev nuked SASS in a drug fugue or something. Prior to his incarceration for grand hackery, he made this heartwarming apology.

 
northstar747 said:
phone posting but he s already looking for toby fox to make a score for his next doom house movie.
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Why does he think Toby Fox would have anything to do with him? First he's a nobody but second, there is no real tolerance for wife beating pieces of shit in the circles Fox hangs out in. He'd be canceled for even being in the same room as a violent turd like Kyanka.

northstar747 said:
He doesnt stream for a few hours while dopped out his mind.
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He isn't even funny. His streams are barely watchable. The only actually funny one I can remember was the shambolic wreck that got yeeted while live. He doesn't even get so ridiculously wasted he fucks up in amusing ways. He's just a sad wasted old man beyond his relevance. Even Ethan Ralph is a more entertaining drunk.
 
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Maude Snew said:
It's really an American thing, they're obsessed with it, dragging it into all kinds of unrelated conversations like Furries who have to flaunt their kink everywhere. You're just having a normal conversation, talking about how you maybe met a real tall person or had to walk some distance and Americans get all creepy and I assume sweaty, asking: "How much is that in feet?". Really gross if you ask me.
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Not gonna lie, I had a real good laugh when Gothic King Cobra JFS was searching for the lyrics to the song "Feet" by my favourite band, ZZ Top.
 
AnOminous said:
Why does he think Toby Fox would have anything to do with him? First he's a nobody but second, there is no real tolerance for wife beating pieces of shit in the circles Fox hangs out in. He'd be canceled for even being in the same room as a violent turd like Kyanka.
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No you see, a goon did some work on something in Undertale as well as some of the game's advertising and that means that Richard, as former non-participating owner of the website Something Awful Dot Com, is directly responsible for Undertale's success and is owed lifetime royalties and the eternal love and friendship of the people who made Undertale.

Richard's done this shit before. When Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw was first experimenting with (what was at the time) a unique video format and style for reviewing video games, he reached out to Richard to see about making his reviews a weekly feature on Something Awful's front page. Richard offered him a pittance -- as in, Yahtzee would be paid less money for a game review than it cost to buy the game being reviewed -- and Richard refused to negotiate, so Yahtzee took his business elsewhere and wound up making quite a lot of money working for The Escapist. Occasionally you'll still hear Richard lamenting that Yahtzee is a backstabbing jerk who isn't grateful for the success Richard granted him.
 
Leonard Helplessness said:
No you see, a goon did some work on something in Undertale as well as some of the game's advertising and that means that Richard, as former non-participating owner of the website Something Awful Dot Com, is directly responsible for Undertale's success and is owed lifetime royalties and the eternal love and friendship of the people who made Undertale.

Richard's done this shit before. When Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw was first experimenting with (what was at the time) a unique video format and style for reviewing video games, he reached out to Richard to see about making his reviews a weekly feature on Something Awful's front page. Richard offered him a pittance -- as in, Yahtzee would be paid less money for a game review than it cost to buy the game being reviewed -- and Richard refused to negotiate, so Yahtzee took his business elsewhere and wound up making quite a lot of money working for The Escapist. Occasionally you'll still hear Richard lamenting that Yahtzee is a backstabbing jerk who isn't grateful for the success Richard granted him.
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I said this in the divorce thread but it is so fucking retarded not to put money into your business. You spend money, you expand and improve, sale volume goes up and you make more money, rinse and repeat. You pay LESS in taxes because the costs of improving come out of the company profits, including the salary you pay yourself. You still have to pay personal income taxes on your salary, but it's a fraction of the tax savings the company gets from write-offs Richard invests nothing in the company, doesn't draw a paycheck and spends every single cent on himself for bullshit and it's no wonder the site income stagnated while he owes over $100k to the state of Missouri.
 
Sabrina said:
I said this in the divorce thread but it is so fucking retarded not to put money into your business. You spend money, you expand and improve, sale volume goes up and you make more money, rinse and repeat. You pay LESS in taxes because the costs of improving come out of the company profits, including the salary you pay yourself.
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But if you're Richard you just don't bother paying taxes either.
 
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Sabrina said:
Who the hell wants to buy optical media at this point anyway?
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It's big for cult classics and small releases. This would actually be reasonable if it was for some 30 year old B movie that actually has a following and not something only nerds from the the early internet remember.

Physical media has made a comeback, or ever really gone away, in some circles. Owning a physical copy means it can't be censored. It can't be taken away because a licensing deal expired or it was deemed problematic. You can watch it while not having to maintain an account with a company more interested in selling you as a product than delivering a quality service to you. It's certainly not something the majority of people are looking for nowadays, but it does have it's niche.
 
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