💼 Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[BrunoMattei]

What's the net worth of MovieBob Productions?

A used ketchup packet.

 

[Mr._Blonde]

Moviebob is fired again? So that's why my nipples are fucking hard right now.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

On the bright side, there's probably an opening for people working in blue collar jobs. Oh, and Bob should learn to code.

 

[Dumb beast]

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haha don't believe everything you read haha

I think this is it. He's broken, he's in full reality denial, like from a medical standpoint.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

What's the net worth of MovieBob Productions?

Negative enough to create a wormhole into the Singularity.

 

[Sissy]

I hope bob can find a full time job as mario

 

[TexOffender]

A used ketchup packet.

That has actual value. Homeless people make soup with it.

His production company is worth less than that.

 

[DuckofDoom]

So how long until the lost income has Bob opening an OnlyFans for erotic mario cosplay?
(excuse me while I find some brain bleach for that mental image)

 

[Strange Wilderness]

NASCAR announcer voice, "And You're fired, fired, fired!"

I hope bob can find a full time job as mario

He wouldn't last a day as Mario. He's so fat he'd jump in the air and get stuck.

 

[moocow]

Dammit i was joking that i would subscribe to them again when Blob gets fired.

Eat the hat, boy

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

The Escapist is still relevant?

 

[Slimy Time]

This should be a golden time for content creators. Lots of people stuck at home with fast internet.

Hope this will get Chris to reconsider his e-begging career.

There is not enough rain on Earth to create a rainbow big enough to express how optimistic that is.

 

[BubbleButt]

The Escapist is still relevant?

Absolutely not.

 

[The Nothingness]

NASCAR announcer voice, "And You're fired, fired, fired!"

Face it, Bob...

 

[Illiterate Wanderer]

What's the net worth of MovieBob Productions?

Maybe 5-10k if you liquidate all of Bob's assets for example his dvds, consoles, computer, videogames. If you mean based on his talent? Zero, unless you want to buy his twitter account.

The Escapist is still relevant?

Only in so far as Yahtzee Croshaw is relevant.

 

[TopTierHealer]

It's Ron Toye Syndrome, you add emoticons to mask the pain in your soul.

Disagree. It's more like he doesn't have the confidence to stand behind what he says. You can call someone a fag and you are a straight shooter, make your intentions clear and expose yourself to retaliation. If you call someone an asshole by using pig latin in google translate and accompany it with 4 emojis you can always pretend to be ironic and just doing a joke, bro.

tl;dr he's an infantile, immature coward.

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

NGL I briefly toyed with the idea of celebrating with bob's concept of a "small snack"

I'm celebrating with a large meal. Which for me is half a medium-sized pizza. I eat a bit less than Bob.

Still no tweets from Bobby. I'm guessing this was a surprise to him, and he has absolutely no idea how to feel. Maybe he's desperately firing emails at ScreenRant and Geek.com to try and get hired back, or maybe he's just drowning his sorrows that he fucked up his Escapist gig again.

Whatever the case may be, it couldn't happen to a worse person. Thanks to The Escapist for making my Friday better.

I was going to say that either even Bob knew that he'd get in trouble with Twitter for what he wanted to say, or he was too drunk to type from drowning his sorrows. But then he posted that "don't believe everything that you read" and either he's in denial and thinks that he can convince them to take him back, or he's going to try to spin it somehow.

I still have a little trouble believing that this is specifically because of his recent behaviour, silverscreen robert has been spewing such bile for years, are they really only NOW going to realise 'Oh wait, having this tub of lard air out his genocidal fantasies all day long with the Escapist's name in his bio might have some negative impact on the brand.' I'm leaning towards just shitcanning a failing asset because his content sucks on top of his personality being absolutely abbhorent

That said, obviously it's still hilarious.

At first I wasn't sure whether the reason was financial or reputational, but the complete coldness towards Bob makes me think that it was the latter.

I've known Bob for years, at most his pedo tendencies mean he really likes jailbait. He defends cuties because MAGAtards were the ones complaining, which is reprehensible for myriad other reasons, but he isn't a pedo. Pedos don't endlessly thirst over Angelina Jolie and Scarlett Johansson.

Not all pedophiles are 'exclusive' pedophiles, that is, not all of them are only interested in children. I mean, the evidence for PedoBob is still weak, but his demonstrated sexual interest in adult women is not evidence against.

 

[Homer Simpson]

Bob got fired from the Escapist again.

I honestly don't understand why they hired him back. There were stories around about how little money they make for years, and they decided try to hire bob back? I think Yahtzee is the only person paid full time.

 

[Nobue]

So how long until the lost income has Bob opening an OnlyFans for erotic mario cosplay?
(excuse me while I find some brain bleach for that mental image)

There are gay feeders out there. I'd have to begrudgingly respect him then, since he'd be making content with some value.

 

[Flexo]

There are gay feeders out there. I'd have to begrudgingly respect him then, since he'd be making content with some value.

Bob's only fans account would be people paying him money to put his clothes on.