US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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I clipped this pure dementia cringe for you to use as a (YouTube) reaction video or GIF. Plz someone do something funny with them.
Joe Biden Blizzard Dementia Cringe.gif
 
Truthboi said:
I mean before Trump beat him Cruz was trying to be really appealing to the youth by going on Buzzfeed to do simpsons voice impressions and some of his dumb tweets where he tried to reference modern pop culture
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Was liking a porn video on Twitter an attempt to appeal to the youth too?
 
Sweet and Savoury said:
Well the super smart and politically savey celebrities from NBC have demanded that the network move the Trump town hall so it doesn't go head to head with the Biden one.
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I'm loving this plot out of every high school soap opera. You know, where the popular girl decides to throw a party on the same night as the awkward girl's birthday so no one shows up and she just eats cake alone with her mother as the cheerfulness of the balloons and themed paper plates mock her sadness. Meanwhile her crush Tyler is doing a keg stand then putting his hands up Allison's sweater. I'm freakin PUMPED about these dueling town halls tonight, guys. I think it's going to be better than a debate. You have still have the competition element, but you also have a clear winner (numbers of attendees/viewers), AND Biden will have the full spotlight for maximum "gaffe" potential.
 
Uh oh. Apparently Rudy Giuliani has more e-mails. From today’s NY Post drop. Involving a massive payout to Hunter from China “H will hold extra equity for the Big Guy”. In other words Hunter was getting double what everyone else involved was because H7nter was holding Papa Joe’s share of the bribe money. While Biden was the sitting Vice President. Just so everyone understands, this is the one “High Crime” specifically laid out in the Constitution.
 
RodgerDodger said:
Uh oh. Apparently Rudy Giuliani has more e-mails. From today’s NY Post drop. Involving a massive payout to Hunter from China “H will hold extra equity for the Big Guy”. In other words Hunter was getting double what everyone else involved was because H7nter was holding Papa Joe’s share of the bribe money. While Biden was the sitting Vice President. Just so everyone understands, this is the one “High Crime” specifically laid out in the Constitution.
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Literally 1 job. Not to break 1 law and they managed to do it. I love it
 
Garm said:
Here is some special kinds of crazy regarding the email scandal.

"All the emails are fake" I believe is what this person is saying. They have a less than sterling record on understanding things though.
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"the prosecutor was not fired for looking into corruption in Burisma, he was fired for NOT fighting the corruption"

ah yes, a fucking vice-president of USA, using his time to make sure that some corruption investigation into some Ukrainian company is done propperly, and willing to use diplomatic pressure to ensure that Ukrainians do it right and get to the bottom of things... this is a pretty standard thing tha US vice presidents do, overseeing random investigations in some unimportant countries around the globe, nothing weird here.
Cheney, for example, made sure that Moldova's General Prosecutor does a solid work investigating a possible illegal, anti-competitive cartel of taxi companies in Chisinau
 
Bill The Fucker said:
I am now very suspicious of these emails. That reaches too far into "too good to be true" territory for me.
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Really? It's not as it this is out of nowhere. Remember a little ceremony called impeachment about a year ago?

I know cons are used to losing but Jesus you don't have to do the Dems work for them.
 
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