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Paul Barker! said:
If I lived on a ranch and the power was out, I would simply pee outside before fixing it. Mixtress Bonnie is probably much too delicate for such things, though.
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They have snow out there though. I don't have a dick and I've never seen snow, but I surmise that they're an uncomfortable combination.
 
glass_houses said:
They have snow out there though. I don't have a dick and I've never seen snow, but I surmise that they're an uncomfortable combination.
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Nah, peeing in snow and making cool designs and steam is pretty fun. It's moot though, because they don't have penises. Or does he? Did Bonnie get the chop? So hard to keep it all straight.
 
Trigger Me Timbers said:
These fucking troons man, there all “bUt ThE sCiAnCe SeZ!!!1” in any given discussion or debate, but when it comes to there quite scientific transformation, then all of a sudden there is a lot of faith and “magic”.
If you brought up magic in any other subject Kev and his ilk would chastise you for it. Unless it’s titty skittles, then yes they are magic beans and you need to shut up.
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I think it has to do with that whole ‘any technology advanced enough seems like magic’ thing. They have a vague grasp of science-related things that are involved in sex differentiation (genes, hormones, etc) but they don’t really understand the mechanisms behind it so they don’t understand why it works (or doesn’t more like). But still, it’s SCIENCE! So they can just spit out anything that sounds good to them, maybe has a science adjacent word involved and, boom, their magical fantasy is now possible with science because hormones are magical but also scientific. Cells have all the information they’d need to run your body if you’d been born female instead of male, therefore when you convert your male genitals into female, your cells switch to female mode. It’s bullshit but understanding that prevents the fantasy so they aren’t ever going to acknowledge it.
 
Squid Diddler said:
Nah, peeing in snow and making cool designs and steam is pretty fun. It's moot though, because they don't have penises. Or does he? Did Bonnie get the chop? So hard to keep it all straight.
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That's because none of them are straight. They're all queer trans lesbians who are so h*cking gay hdgdgshshs *blush* *squirt*

Sorry, couldn't resist.
 
If dick skin can magically transform into mucus membranes, then why don't surgeons use donor dick skin as a mucus membrane graft for eyelid surgeries, or other procedures that require a mucus membrane graft?
Almost like Kevin and the Twitter trans brigade are completely delusional. Also kind of shows how they view medicine as a collection of procedures to consoom for their fantasies, and not as a way to help people.
 
I could be misremembering or not understanding too well, but my doctor friend said that the actual "transformation" of skin/membranes is a last ditch effort before cancer/death. Like the lining of a smokers throat transforming into something similar to the digestive system bc the esophagus is so damaged beyond repair or something. I'm sure some doctor kiwi could explain better.
So it is something that can happen to certain parts of your body, but its really, REALLY something you dont want happening, and absolutely can't happen to the skin of your penis. If it could, it could happen even before the invert it like a tube sock.
 
If we could turn penises into vulvas, then couldn't we take some organ-donor dicks, turn them into vulvas, and use the tissue to help woman who have suffered childbirth injuries, FGM, or cancer? Or is this something that never crosses their mind cause it would help cis-women (gross, probably terfs) and has to do with medical problems other than "I don't see a moe girl staring back at me when I look in the mirror"?
 
s0mbra said:
I could be misremembering or not understanding too well, but my doctor friend said that the actual "transformation" of skin/membranes is a last ditch effort before cancer/death. Like the lining of a smokers throat transforming into something similar to the digestive system bc the esophagus is so damaged beyond repair or something. I'm sure some doctor kiwi could explain better.
So it is something that can happen to certain parts of your body, but its really, REALLY something you dont want happening, and absolutely can't happen to the skin of your penis. If it could, it could happen even before the invert it like a tube sock.
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Yeah, that makes sense. However, there's still a degree of "interchangeability" or compatibilty needed to do that. Sweaty ballsack skin definitely isn't the source.

Disclaimer: I'm not a doctor, I've just read a metric fuckton of medical documentation these past months.
 
SIGSEGV said:
TROON SURGEONS SCREAM FOR MORE
AT TRAN RANCH'S POISON DOOR
21ST CENTURY DICKLESS MAN
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To the tune of 21st Century Digital Boy, by Bad Religion.
I can't believe it
The way it looks sometimes
Like a mangled sack on Transformer sheets
Oh yeah

And I don't want it
Adult responsibility
Gainful employment, self sufficiency
Oh yeah

'Cause I'm a twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy
I don't know how to live but I got a lot of toys
My Mxtress’s a crazy pistol-packin’ homosexual
My Bonnie’s on Estradiol, his seething is perpetual
Can you please PayPal me, yeah?

I can't contain it
The tweets you're sending to me
I’m going hng, hng, hng, hng, hng, hng, hng
Oh hngflghlskrlkdrusowsskdf >/////< 💦💦

'Cause I'm a twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy
I don't know how to clean but I got a lot of toys
My Mxtress’s a crazy pistol-packin’ homosexual
My Bonnie’s on Estradiol, his seething is perpetual
Can you please PayPal me, yeah?

Tried to tell you how great is my hole
But now I really don't know
You give advice but no cash for my coffer
Is that really all you have to offer?

'Cause I'm a twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy
I don't know how to live but I got a lot of toys
My Mxtress’s a crazy pistol-packin’ homosexual
My Bonnie’s on Estradiol, his seething is perpetual

Alpacas! Guns! Dripping maw!
(Twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy) Gendersurgeon screams for more!
(Twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy) Innocents peaked; cash status dire
(Twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy) Everything I want, I really need
Won’t you please PayPal me, yeah?
 
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Particle Bored said:
To the tune of 21st Century Digital Boy, by Bad Religion.
I can't believe it
The way it looks sometimes
Like a mangled sack on Transformer sheets
Oh yeah

And I don't want it
Adult responsibility
Gainful employment, self sufficiency
Oh yeah

'Cause I'm a twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy
I don't know how to live but I got a lot of toys
My Mxtress’s a crazy pistol-packin’ homosexual
My Bonnie’s on Estradiol, his seething is perpetual
Can you please PayPal me, yeah?

I can't contain it
The tweets you're sending to me
I’m going hng, hng, hng, hng, hng, hng, hng
Oh hngflghlskrlkdrusowsskdf >/////< 💦💦

'Cause I'm a twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy
I don't know how to clean but I got a lot of toys
My Mxtress’s a crazy pistol-packin’ homosexual
My Bonnie’s on Estradiol, his seething is perpetual
Can you please PayPal me, yeah?

Tried to tell you how great is my hole
But now I really don't know
You give advice but no cash for my coffer
Is that really all you have to offer?

'Cause I'm a twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy
I don't know how to live but I got a lot of toys
My Mxtress’s a crazy pistol-packin’ homosexual
My Bonnie’s on Estradiol, his seething is perpetual

Alpacas! Guns! Dripping maw!
(Twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy) Gendersurgeon screams for more!
(Twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy) Innocents peaked; cash status dire
(Twenty-first century dick-am-hole boy) Everything I want, I really need
Won’t you please PayPal me, yeah?
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>using the wrong song
Get out.
 
SIGSEGV said:
>using the wrong song
Get out.
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Not really familiar with King Crimson (just looked it up). Was never really into the overly meandering prog stuff (I love Floyd's Wall, WYWH, and DSOM like a lame normie, but that Ummagumma shit is wack). Was never really all that into Bad Religion either, but obviously it's a pretty well known song. I didn't recognize a single thing on the "Top 10 KC Songs" list (though I understand meandering 10+ minute mostly-instrumentals aren't going to get a lot of radio play or chart traction).

Besides, "I don't know how to live but I got a lot of toys" should be on Kev's headstone.
 
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s0mbra said:
I could be misremembering or not understanding too well, but my doctor friend said that the actual "transformation" of skin/membranes is a last ditch effort before cancer/death. Like the lining of a smokers throat transforming into something similar to the digestive system bc the esophagus is so damaged beyond repair or something. I'm sure some doctor kiwi could explain better.
So it is something that can happen to certain parts of your body, but its really, REALLY something you dont want happening, and absolutely can't happen to the skin of your penis. If it could, it could happen even before the invert it like a tube sock.
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I think he is referring to changes in the epithelium. This type of cell acts a lot like a layer of saran wrap, it is protective and the breakdown of it is very bad news. It exists in large quantities on the underside of skin, and lining the intestines, lungs, and nervous system (spinal cord/brain). You would have to get a histology sample of a neovagina to know exactly what is going on with it wrt tissue-level changes, I don't think that happens a lot since it involves excision.
 
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Great Monkey King said:
I think it has to do with that whole ‘any technology advanced enough seems like magic’ thing. They have a vague grasp of science-related things that are involved in sex differentiation (genes, hormones, etc) but they don’t really understand the mechanisms behind it so they don’t understand why it works (or doesn’t more like). But still, it’s SCIENCE! So they can just spit out anything that sounds good to them, maybe has a science adjacent word involved and, boom, their magical fantasy is now possible with science because hormones are magical but also scientific. Cells have all the information they’d need to run your body if you’d been born female instead of male, therefore when you convert your male genitals into female, your cells switch to female mode. It’s bullshit but understanding that prevents the fantasy so they aren’t ever going to acknowledge it.
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Pop science really has been one of the wheels helping a whole bunch of strange, idiotic, and downright dangerous spergs drive their ideologies down everyone's throats(see also HAES), personally I blame Bill Nye for getting this hellish ball rolling
Law said:
If dick skin can magically transform into mucus membranes, then why don't surgeons use donor dick skin as a mucus membrane graft for eyelid surgeries
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It'd really bring a new meaning to being cock-eyed eh?
 
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I remembered a "Transgender Bingo" generator I made a long time ago. Since I had the time, I wanted to generate a card and play it using what I know about Kevin.

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I got a sextuple bingo. If Kevin was more open about regretting his procedure, or rather less delusional, I would've been able to mark the whole card.
 
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