Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

[DDBCAE CBAADCBE]

I had the coof back over MLK Jr weekend. The fatigue was definitely the worst symptom for me, basically made me want to do nothing but sleep for a few days. The loss of taste is the weirdest one, though.

You just described most of my life.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

I'm American!!!!

Don't mind Rafal. He's not an American either. He's from fucking Quebec.

 

[Hungry Hungry Bitch]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=lSRTHVJP9Zk
the very beginning is missing but someone will most likely upload the full clip later on.

Man, that dude has perfected the art of closing doors on Marine One.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Thank fuck he walked out looking pretty good, got decent $$$ riding on the election

 

[Penis Drager]

Or maybe it's a ploy to take everyone's mind off the debate. (That last is a joke, conspirafaggots.)

What's funny is the libtard sphere in my neck of the woods unironically believes this. They think Trump is faking it to avoid going another round with Biden after being "destroyed" in the last debate.

 

[Inventor of the Telephone]

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Michael Moore once again tries to make himself relevant

A couple of posts before that he's arguing for the abolition of electoral college. What a fucking psycho.

I guess he deleted his older post about Trump faking having COVID for attention?

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

By no means do I want President Trump to die. But IMAGINE TFW all the celebrating leftards realise that Mike Pence will be POTUS, probably with Ted Cruz as VP. Would be delicious.

 

[Andrew Neiman]

So if Trump dies of coof and bleach dialysis, do you think his dying wish will be that the Senate and Pence confirm ABC immediately?

How much weight will Libs put in to dying wishes then?

I also enjoy making up scenarios in which people I dislike end up looking foolish.

 

[Standardized Profile]

If this somehow spins out of control into "Covid Takes Washington" can we just lock off DC from the rest of the world, maybe it would get congress finally out of gridlocking itself.

If by "out of gridlocking itself" you mean "lock them in the Capitol until the screaming and scratching at the doors stops, then another 96 hours for good measure," I agree with you.

 

[the fall of man]

 

[Oats12345]

What's funny is the libtard sphere in my neck of the woods unironically believes this. They think Trump is faking it to avoid going another round with Biden after being "destroyed" in the last debate.

That's pretty stupid for a plan

 

[AmpleApricots]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312158400352972800#m

What's up with that fake-looking background, is that a normal thing they do? Also he really doesn't look well.

 

[tehpope]

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1312158400352972800#m

What's up with that fake-looking background, is that a normal thing they do? Also he really doesn't look well.

Archive:

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Don't like the fucker at all, but I feel for his wife. Hope for a speedy recovery for the both of them.

 

[The Big O]

What's funny is the libtard sphere in my neck of the woods unironically believes this. They think Trump is faking it to avoid going another round with Biden after being "destroyed" in the last debate.

The debate commission's already trying to set up the next one to have a mute button for their mics. Now he doesn't get to play their game and he wants to do a "virtual rally" in response.

 

[Spooky Bones]

Even if this was “fucking around” it would be for a reason. The Q hive thinks he’s avoiding an assassination attempt or something, but that’s because it’s Q

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Has Q started sperging about him tapping the railing on the stairs to the helicopter yet?

 

[Paranoia Machine]

Do we get a pass if we consistently disdain gravedancing?

Considering nobody is in the grave and likely will not be; I don't see the relevance of your question.
At this point in time its laughing about somebody's shortcomings.
If you feel the need to clutch your pearls over that, then I question why you are on this website and would like to recommend a healthier alternative such as Reddit or Facebook.

 

[Tiggie_Tiger]

This is already exposing a bunch of sociopaths.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

If you feel the need to clutch your pearls over that, then I question why you are on this website and would like to recommend a healthier alternative such as Reddit or Facebook.

I unironically believe this site is healthier for people tham facebook or reddit.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I voted for Netanyahu in the poll, because this has to be the Jews' fault somehow.