Donald Trump has tested positive for COVID-19

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Who coofed on Mr. President?

  • Mr. Former Vice President Joe Biden

    Votes: 273 23.0%
  • Mr. Paramount Leader Xi

    Votes: 270 22.8%
  • Mr. Moderator Chris Wallace

    Votes: 387 32.6%
  • Mr. Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu

    Votes: 256 21.6%

  • Total voters
    1,186
Dammit Orange Man, bats are friends, not food.

On a serious note, he'll probably be fine. He has access to the best medical care in the world.
 
I'm actually surprised that Kiwi Farms is having a laugh at Trump's expense given this recent news.

Especially with how toxic and unforgiving Twitter can be regarding anything Trump related.

I'm proud of this community of autists and oddities. Maybe we're not as bad as people say we are.

:stress: :feels::drink:
 
Those weird tweets are in Ge’ez, though it’s probably not even written in Ethiopian. Fun script, tho’. Prayers for GEOTUS.
 
If Trump does pull through, maybe he will take Coronavirus more seriously for the country's sake.

First Boogie shooting at somebody, now Trump has Corona. 2020 is just full of surprises. And October just started.
If a septuagenarian who gets less than 6 hours of sleep a day, chugs diet coke, and eats fast food survives this, maybe we panicked a bit too hard over a fucking novel cold.
 
If Trump does pull through, maybe he will take Coronavirus more seriously for the country's sake.

First Boogie shooting at somebody, now Trump has Corona. 2020 is just full of surprises. And October just started.
This has been the most batshit insane year in recent history.
 
If Trump does pull through, maybe he will take Coronavirus more seriously for the country's sake.

First Boogie shooting at somebody, now Trump has Corona. 2020 is just full of surprises. And October just started.
But Boogie’s more fat than Trump, and the election is 33 days away.
Many things can happen if you step away from the virtual world of e-celeb infighting.
 
I'm actually surprised that Kiwi Farms is having a laugh at Trump's expense given this recent news.

Especially with how toxic and unforgiving Twitter can be regarding anything Trump related.

I'm proud of this community of autists and oddities. Maybe we're not as bad as people say we are.

:stress: :feels::drink:
I mean, we laugh at everything.

And Trump's actually a pretty goofy guy.
 
Nothingburger. I had 'rona and cured it by playing video games and getting two weeks off of work. Trump has literally the best medical care on the planet, guy probably won't even feel it.
 
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