🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Squeezit Henderson said:
My money is on new baby sleep deprivation combined with Ralph's manbaby temper leading to a shake-the-baby situation.
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Ralph being up at night while Faith is up during a day would not be a bad combo to look after the kid, problem is Ralph is almost black out drunk livestreaming the whole night through, which will lead to one of the two thing: we'll hear the kid crying during the killstream or Ralph will soundproof his room which will lead to child neglect.
 
The Bovinian Derivative said:
Ralph being up at night while Faith is up during a day would not be a bad combo to look after the kid, problem is Ralph is almost black out drunk livestreaming the whole night through, which will lead to one of the two thing: we'll hear the kid crying during the killstream or Ralph will soundproof his room which will lead to child neglect.
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If she has complications, he will have to take care of her and the kid for the first 6 weeks. After a C-section, you need to get people to hand you the baby.

Also I just remembered that Ralph's room doesn't have AC. That poor baby...
 
Pick pick...
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Sriracha said:
If she has complications, he will have to take care of her and the kid for the first 6 weeks. After a C-section, you need to get people to hand you the baby.

Also I just remembered that Ralph's room doesn't have AC. That poor baby...
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If only there were a group of people close to the parents of a child who have hands on experience on raising kids and could lend a hand, like... parents of parents. Good thing Ralph did not burn that bridge to ash. Although the last thing I heard about the Vickers before they went silent is that Ralph was trying to mend some of the badblood, we'll see how that turns out.
 
Ralph is pure fucking white trash through and through. Rackets is a fucking retard for sticking with him. There's literally no point. He fills every white trash stereotype there is: obese, inflated sense of self importance, reflection on extremely minor past accomplishments, drunk and on pills, picking fights for no reason, small crack shack, knocked someone up out of wedlock completely unprepared, girl with no skills and completely uneducated (No one is jealous of you fucking an ugly, fat psychotic 18 year old drug addict you stupid obese faggot), utterly ruining your life by having a child which you are in no way prepared for. Kids are expensive and blow apart lives all the fucking time if you aren't ready. And there's no fucking way a trailer trash drunk with a liver so big its probably half of your gunt from being split apart with cirrhosis is ready for this shit.

Who the fuck even wants to be around you, you sad sack of shit? You turn on people like a dime unless they're subservient to you and who the fuck would be subservient to white trash? Only retards. Anyone with a modicum of intelligence would just block your stupid ass and dump you by the wayside, you thin-skinned coward. You entirely fucked your life up over a dad corn joke. And your show, Jesus Christ. You're bragging about instigating a sad fat fuck pointing a gun at some nobody. That is so fucking pathetic. You can barely talk to guests you're so busy doing Twitter fights and having the one idiot left to clean up anyone rightly mocking you.

I know some people will give me MATI for this, but I'm not actually mad. I actually find it hysterical. Nor am I really alogging. I don't care. I drop in, get my laughs and forget all about it. Its just such beautiful fucking schadenfreude. I have more respect for DSP than you, which you have somehow accomplished. I didn't think that was possible, but I think that's actually your biggest accomplishment. You have become worse than DSP. The only thing I find terrible is that in your drunken induced haze you knocked somebody up by taking no precautions, maybe somehow thinking in your stupid fucking brain an 18 year old just out of high school knows the complexities of contraception. And now a child is going to have you for a parent.

Its both fun and awful to shitpost in this thread. I feel fucking disgusting and need a shower every time I visit to get rid of the filth that comes over me from this. Call it my guilty pleasure. You're a terrible human being and I feel utterly sorry for that child. I'll probably take a break from this thread because of it. Because eventually, this won't be funny anymore. You're going to be bringing a child into this world. And really, its going to be hard for me to find anything funny after that.
 
Oh God what's he talking about. Amish new world order? Nigger are you serious.

Nvm, I'm an idiot and I now realize he was saying Amish but he meant jews. Christ, it was only through the lack of subtly "Kosher" and "six million" in the same sentence.
 
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