🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I feel like I should play Silent Hill 1 or 3 for the snipe tonight. Ya know, since the games are about birthing demons.
 

Just here to post this and haven't caught up yet so I don't know if it's been posted but I just thought I'd add that first ultrasound is typically at 6 weeks.
 
:tugboat:Ok guys, taking all bets on the DEMON BABY::tugboat:

- Baby comes out demonic. 👹
- Baby comes out half black. 🌚
- Baby comes out half mexican jew. 🌮
- Baby comes out half gator. 🐊
- Baby comes out half poo. 💩
- Baby comes out halfway cuck. 😢
- Baby comes out with a gunt. :gunt:

💰PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!💰
 
:tugboat:Ok guys, taking all bets on the DEMON BABY::tugboat:

- Baby comes out demonic. 👹
- Baby comes out half black. 🌚
- Baby comes out half mexican jew. 🌮
- Baby comes out half gator. 🐊
- Baby comes out half poo. 💩
- Baby comes out halfway cuck. 😢
- Baby comes out with a gunt. :gunt:

💰PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!💰
You know ill bring an angle noone has thought off. Jahans is the father.
 
:tugboat:Ok guys, taking all bets on the DEMON BABY::tugboat:

- Baby comes out demonic. 👹
- Baby comes out half black. 🌚
- Baby comes out half mexican jew. 🌮
- Baby comes out half gator. 🐊
- Baby comes out half poo. 💩
- Baby comes out halfway cuck. 😢
- Baby comes out with a gunt. :gunt:

💰PLACE YOUR BETS NOW!💰

If the baby comes out black it'll be the funniest thing to ever happen online.
 
…I’m so sad... …..Glade Candles
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God this corn harvest needs to stop.

Shit you not since everything went down people have been having farm accidents left and right. My best friend from childhood got his fucking legs ripped off by a corn harvester. He is, unironically, in the hospital as we speak. His legs are gone. This happened the literal fucking day the tape was posted. There have been like, 3 more since then. The average is like, one a year or something.

I don't know what the fuck Null did but he needs to stop. He's woken up a sleeping giant. Some new old god, comprised of autism, awkwardness, and alcohol is ripping the legs off innocent corn farmers. This wasn't the new project 2.0 we were promised.

stop replying winner dammit this isn't a joke
 
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This is insane, multiple times a week now something batshit off the wall insane shit happens that keeps this thing going. It's like the universe created the most entertaining soap opera, only we can actually interact and play part in it too. Godwinson could actually ascend to become the Shakespeare of our times as the Gunt Tapes are examined by future historians.
All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players

I never seen a saga quite like this in the near three years I've been a member on here. Weeb Wars comes close but at least with that you had dozens of different cows off shooting from one centerpiece of drama.

This entire saga has been about one drunk retard's quest to ruin his life and career. Now we literally have a new life being brought into the world because of all this shit happening.
 
God this corn harvest needs to stop.

Shit you not since everything went down people have been having farm accidents left and right. My best friend from childhood got his fucking legs ripped off by a corn harvester. He is, unironically, in the hospital as we speak. His legs are gone. This happened the literal fucking day the tape was posted. There have been like, 3 more since then. The average is like, one a year or something.

I don't know what the fuck Null did but he needs to stop. He's woken up a sleeping giant. Some new old god, comprised of autism, awkwardness, and alcohol is ripping the legs off innocent corn farmers. This wasn't the new project 2.0 we were promised.
Dems the breaks pal, your friend's legs are a sacrifice for the demon baby. If we had an off the top view of the sextape we would notice the used tampons were arranged in a pentagram and what we didnt see was that the semen injection was a mixture of Gator Tyrone Dax and Gunty that all came into a bottle of Maker's Mark together, Gator also harvested Jim's hair and threw it into the mix.
 
Do we know what Ralph's medical insurance status and how faith factors into it? I know that Mr.Vickers said that if she left the care of the psych. ward, which she did, they would be compelled to remove her as she is no longer a student and a member of the house hold.

tl;dr: is ralph gonna have to pay full price for the demon baby
 
God this corn harvest needs to stop.

Shit you not since everything went down people have been having farm accidents left and right. My best friend from childhood got his fucking legs ripped off by a corn harvester. He is, unironically, in the hospital as we speak. His legs are gone. This happened the literal fucking day the tape was posted. There have been like, 3 more since then. The average is like, one a year or something.

I don't know what the fuck Null did but he needs to stop. He's woken up a sleeping giant. Some new old god, comprised of autism, awkwardness, and alcohol is ripping the legs off innocent corn farmers. This wasn't the new project 2.0 we were promised.
Oh Fuuuuuuuugg it IS a demon baby!
 
Do we know what Ralph's medical insurance status and how faith factors into it? I know that Mr.Vickers said that if she left the care of the psych. ward, which she did, they would be compelled to remove her as she is no longer a student and a member of the house hold.

tl;dr: is ralph gonna have to pay full price for the demon baby
Gunty has no insurance and Faith also is cut off since her parents arent her guardians anymore. He IS paying full price for EVERYTHING.
 
Do we know what Ralph's medical insurance status and how faith factors into it? I know that Mr.Vickers said that if she left the care of the psych. ward, which she did, they would be compelled to remove her as she is no longer a student and a member of the house hold.

tl;dr: is ralph gonna have to pay full price for the demon baby

Does Ralph even have insurance? I'd assume he's just paying out of pocket for visits.
 
I'm scared now, what if the kid isn't going to have a terrible life, but he will bring forth Hell on Earth and we are the ones who are going to suffer?
I don't want to have my legs ripped off, this is not fair!
 
If it wasn't for Mundane Matt starting GamerGate with his "Hell Hath No Fury Like a Lover Scorned" video, that baby wouldn't exist.
 
Has anyone checked if there is corn poisoning? Or adverse health risks to long-term exposure to corn? Because we all are affected by this point.
 
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