🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Oh God, we are all going to be fucked. We watched them copulate and now we are going to see the pregnancy saga in full.
 
Sam Losco said:
This makes me sad. She could have had so much better. She's throwing her life away for a morbidly obese alcoholic living in a crack shack he doesn't even own.

The only thing that could redeem this is if she leaves him and he has to pay child support with little to no visitation.
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The only one I feel sorry for is the kid really. Everyone else are getting what they deserve.
 
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Bryan Dunn said:
Jesus fucking christ. Well is PO stream sniping tonight? This is so fucked
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At least now we have confirmation that the ride will never end. Ralph has given up his chance to gain a skill and get out of the limelight and earn an earnest living not grifting on the killstream. To try switch jobs while having a kid is not attainable especially when you are ralphs age.

@theralph if this is you winning I never want to see you lose.

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MeltyTW said:
Ralph buddy, why would you announce your child this way? wth man
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Can't you see we are totally owned dude.
 
Ethan, the whole point of dating a younger girl is that she's supposed to be attractive (7/10+), along with her being young, not the latter half by itself. Now you have a mental ill kid pretending that their age makes them an adult that's pregnant, and she's not even a 5/10. This move doesn't make you look cool, and it is certainly not trad, despite what you and your fans believe. Have fun deluding yourself, tard.
 
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Maybe this explains why the Vickers backed off and went silent. They probably got shown proof of Faiths pregnancy and it got too real for even them. I know Ralph admitted it earlier, but I'm honestly a bit shocked shes actually pregnant given how Ralph talked about it last week when the topic was brought up.
 
Sam Losco said:
I've seen zero evidence of it siphoning viewers from Dlive. He's pretty consistent between 700-900 Dlive viewers even on boring as shit streams. When he has a well known guest on, it goes to about 1k. Even when PO was getting 400, Ralph's Dlive was still 1k. Maybe it's siphoning Chillstream viewers, I don't know, I don't check his viewers, but even if it was, Chillstream only normally gets about 100-200 viewers anyway, IIRC.

All the snipes are really doing is giving hate watchers that wouldn't normally watch at all, a place to watch. I don't think it's siphoning viewers from Chillstream or Dlive, and if it is, it's negligible. Like I said, Ralph will probably start quietly counting these snipe viewers in his flex, and the only people that will call him out on it is us. His pay piggies won't question it just like most of them still think the sex tape either isn't real, or was released from a hack.
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i remember there being more hate watchers whenever there wasnt a well known snipe going, plus his "views" (leaving out obvious botting) are consistent on normal streams but people like spencer and destiny used to give him much more views than they do now. even with the consistent views there are periods where he struggles to hit it. now with the obvious botting accounted for his views are most definitely down....... not that any of this matters with the horror weve been subjected to

Moufang Loop said:
Maybe this explains why the Vickers backed off and went silent. They probably got shown proof of Faiths pregnancy and it got too real for even them. I know Ralph admitted it earlier, but I'm honestly a bit shocked shes actually pregnant given how Ralph talked about it last week when the topic was brought up.
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then my theory he knows supporting his child will be a struggle financially and emotionally is true
 
Gunt Patrol said:
To me, the funniest part of the jarbo stream was when Sephardic dago accused PO of being Jewish. How has dago continued his larp after his dox? The guy is the living embodiment of the 56% meme. Fuck, he almost makes warski look white.
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"Everybody I don't like is a Jew!"

The population of Jews in Scandinavian countries, expressed as a percentage of the whole, is quite small. If Wikipedia is to be believed, there's less than 800 in Norway right now. It would almost be a statistical anomaly if PO were one.

Dingo would legitimately seem less fucktarded if he claimed PO was a Muslim refugee.

Sam Losco said:
I've seen zero evidence of it siphoning viewers from Dlive. He's pretty consistent between 700-900 Dlive viewers even on boring as shit streams. When he has a well known guest on, it goes to about 1k. Even when PO was getting 400, Ralph's Dlive was still 1k. Maybe it's siphoning Chillstream viewers, I don't know, I don't check his viewers, but even if it was, Chillstream only normally gets about 100-200 viewers anyway, IIRC.

All the snipes are really doing is giving hate watchers that wouldn't normally watch at all, a place to watch. I don't think it's siphoning viewers from Chillstream or Dlive, and if it is, it's negligible. Like I said, Ralph will probably start quietly counting these snipe viewers in his flex, and the only people that will call him out on it is us. His pay piggies won't question it just like most of them still think the sex tape either isn't real, or was released from a hack.
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Again, I wouldn't concern myself with how much it might be hurting him. It's certainly not helping him. I don't think fucking with Ralph's numbers should be anyone's goal. He is doing a good job of that himself.

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I feel so so sorry for this kid.

Ralph, you are legit disgusting. This turn of events is genuinely hard to laugh at now. Thank God you do enough other stupid shit to laugh at.
 
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cowPoly said:
I haven’t heard heads or tails of Faith in a bit... I know she is supposedly being held hostage and doesn’t have a cell phone and Ralph is keeping her off the Internet...

All I know for sure is that her parents deleted their Twitter accounts (with the accounts’ stated reasons to bring their daughter home) and that there have been no new KH3 achievements in a few days.

I’ll have to assume she left him until I’m proved wrong.

Kind of a reverse-birthday present. No more cummies.
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Proven wrong one minute later in the worst possible way. Impeccable timing!

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HORRIFYING WHAT THE FUCK
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Jesus Fucking Christ.

Ralph is utterly irredeemable. I hope he rots.
 
Ultrasound prices!

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Augusta is closest to Richmond
297 dollars a weeks worth of drinking money gone.
Like sand slipping trough fingers, more and more of the raindayfund is going away.
 
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Kenobi said:
Ultrasound prices!
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Augusta is closest to Richmond
269 dollars a weeks worth of drinking money gone.
Like sand slipping trough fingers, more and more of the raindayfund is going away.
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Sand slips even more swiftly through trotters.
Hope he's got some lemons stashed away, the kid is going to go through even more drinking money.
 
Iroha Isshiki said:
Ethan, the whole point of dating a younger girl is that she's supposed to be attractive (7/10+), along with her being young, not the latter half by itself. Now you have a mental ill kid pretending that their age makes them an adult that's pregnant, and she's not even a 5/10. This move doesn't make you look cool, and it is certainly not trad, despite what you and your fans believe. Have fun deluding yourself, tard.
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It's also worth noting that part of being in a "trad" relationship means that the girl is mature for her age, mentally stable, religious, and more than capable of doing housework. I seriously doubt Faith has ANY of these traits.
 
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Can the man stoop lower than this?

What is for most people a time of awe and majesty, one's first sight of his progeny, the spark of life, a glimmering unbroken thread from ancestors across time and civilizations, what is in any normal man a point of deep reflection and infinite smallness as he realises his purpose is no longer in himself but in the future of his children; is in this fat man's clammy hands a chance to hit back at anonymous enemies who make fun of the dingy internet show he records in the annex of his weatherbeaten shack.
 
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