🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Sam Losco said:
Since almost all of my tech issues with the restream I can attribute to trying to do it on Linux, I'm going to setup a Windows dual boot tomorrow and test that out.

Are there enough common Ralph sayings to make a bingo card from?
What I can think of:

Suck my dick
Can't abort the Retort
Not gonna lie
Cosign that
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You gotta add all scatological talk and references. Everything under the sun except for saying stuff like "talking shit", saying it in that sense.
 
Killstream Reeeeeeecap 9/17/20
  • Ladies & gentlemen welcome to Linux & OBS don't cooperate I am your host unnecessarily silenced
  • WARSKI IS HEEERE, FUCK YOU BITCH [unintelligible yelling]
  • Cleo the cat is alive & Ralph didn't eat her
  • The dude who shit on Nancy Pelosi's driveway is going to be on
  • RALPH WILL FUCK YOU UP IF YOU SHIT ON HIS LAWN
  • HE WON'T STAND FOR THAT DISRESPECT
  • THIS IS WHERE GAEMRGATE HAS TAKEN US, TO RALPH & CO. ORGANIZING A SHIT-IN PROTEST
  • Larry calls Ralph a wigger
  • We have spent like 20 minutes talking about literal shit, as you do
  • Cleo is ayyylawging Ralph by refusing to appear on camera. Just pick the cat up you mong
  • Marc Lobliner is a musclehead & inventor of a shitty protein bar
  • Marc says people can't admit to being wrong.
  • He likens not wearing masks to fighting the 3rd Reich. Fucking kill me.
  • Talking about the finer points of taking a shit
  • Larry says blacks fuck everything up & that they're trying to overthrow the white race. Marc correctly says Larry is full of shit.
  • Larry drops the juice & Ralph cuts him off
  • TIL the riots are made up of just Jews & blacks
  • Ralph's stream is stuttering worse than Warski.
  • RALPH CAN LOSE WEIGHT! HE'S PROVEN IT!
  • Larry keeps trying to interject with his opinions on kikes, niggers, & tranny faggots & Ralph will holler over him all day because the Lemon Emperor is watching.
  • If Ralph is having a conniption over Larry, he's gonna have his pig hooves full with Warski
  • Politics, fad diets, & maximum gainz with a lunkhead
  • It only now just occurs to Ralph that he can just take a pitchurr of his cat
  • Don't use steroids
  • No one cares about the bodybuilder/health guru, they all just want to talk to the poop guy. Killstream audience & the Ralphasphere in a nutshell.
  • I feel a little bad because Marc seems like a nice, affable dude, as much as I poke fun at him.
  • Warski is on. "A lot of people are talking a lot of shit!" As we do, as we do. Thanks for confirming for the 800th time that you read the thread.
  • Holy fuck I forgot Butters was still here
  • Ralph, Butters is autistic as fuck, he doesn't know how to give a quick take on anything, you should know this
  • Marc's health advice for Ralph is eat less, move more
  • Of course Ralph asks how alcohol fucks with weight.
  • Marc says alcohol is only good for getting drunk & banging ugly chicks. Story of Ralph's life
  • Warski & Larry are discussing mortality as Ralph's birthday looms & Ralph is yelling "NO NOOO NOOO I DON'T WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT"
  • Larry says Ralph only has 40 years left to live. :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:
  • Larry is religious & Andy is not, so they are now bickering about it
  • I can't believe I'm saying this, but can we get the shit guy on already?
  • Andy & Larry are both getting super angry & defensive
  • "IS THE GUY WHO SHIT ON NANCY PELOSI'S DRIVEWAY HERE YET"
  • The dude held in his shit for two days. Why
  • #PelosiPooper
  • The cops saw his stream, apparently
  • Jesus fuck listening to this makes me so glad I'm a lesbian
  • "Toss a coin to your shitter"
  • A guy wants to manage the Pelosi Pooper. He's so excited about it
  • Smoking DMT, psychedelics, & visiting shamans
  • Andy starts to get sarcastic re: Larry's religiosity & Ralph starts hollering over Andy all day
  • "We all love each other on the Killstream WEALLLOVEEACHOTHERONTHEKILLSTREAM"
  • Dude fears he may have ruined his life
  • When he was stopped by the police, he felt like he was in a communist country, man
  • Shill your shit, poop man
  • Poop man is an inspiration to others per Dark Butters
  • Ralph forgot Andy mentioned the San Fran poop map 10-15 minutes after he brought it up
  • Poop man puts the IBS in IBS
  • Dick Masterson wants Poop man on his show
  • I thought everyone knew San Francisco was a designated shitting city
  • Shoutout to ChillstreamUncutalloneword
  • Poop man was on Pornhub, but I didn't catch why
  • Caller PeptoBismol shit on Poop Man for arguing with Baked Alaska on stream
  • SouthernDago is on to talk to Poop Man
  • Poop Man is bringing the hot political takes & using saying his street-shitting is a form of political activism. What the fuck is going on
  • Poop man is standing up for the white man; Dingo says "another Hispanic doing jobs Americans don't want to do." I actually laughed.
  • Rex Jones wanted to get Poop Man on Infowars, but Poop Man lost his time slot. Ralph will use his clout to get Poop Man on Infowars.
  • Poop Man credits Alex Jones for "waking [him] up." Holy shit.
  • Us haydurs are bewildered because we're stupid as shit
  • Warski was absent due to health reasons
  • Ralph stares into my soul & tells me to put on a better show. Look, @Sam Losco & I were having audio problems it's not my fault IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUUU
  • die trannies
  • die Spotify
  • Joe Rogan is being a pussy over Spotify
  • Larry really does pout like a little bitch, doesn't he?
  • Credit where credit's due, this was a. . .show.
  • GUESS WHO'S GONNA BE HERE TOMORROW? DESTINY. GUESS WHO'S NOT? PROBABLY ME, because I need a break.
  • haydurs still bewildered
  • shillery
  • goodnight
  • [looks right into camera] "YOU LOSE, AS ALWAYS! AHAHAHA!" No argument here. I'm watching more Killstream than I ever have in my life.
  • [smug yelling over Eminem's diss track "Killshot"]
 
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Sam Losco said:
Since almost all of my tech issues with the restream I can attribute to trying to do it on Linux, I'm going to setup a Windows dual boot tomorrow and test that out.

Are there enough common Ralph sayings to make a bingo card from?
What I can think of:

Suck my dick
Can't abort the Retort
Not gonna lie
Cosign that
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Not a saying, but “rereads superchats”

Edit:
Shoutout to ChillstreamUncutalloneword
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Ralph still not breaking into dc minimum wage. Faith might make him commute soon. Im actually surprised hes making near the lowest minimum wage yearly so i cant explain it, maybe lack of guest in some spots? think multiple times some without me tracking he gets fuck all, he misses some days outright. dunno. I enjoy his smugness getting more and more low energy as he sinks further into withdrawal and pills to keep afloat.

It must all be getting to him, his mortality, his legacy (lol), the judgement of the lord in heaven when he dies and in life, the fact Faith is going to squirt out someone else's kid and make him raise it to own tha hayterz, that his life is going to be spent surrendering his lemons, welfare, AND savings to an alwag who posted gunt memes is rattling his poor gunted brain. Well ralph i got something to take the edge off, the smooth bold flavor of Maker's mark, slip back into a world of comfort, ease the shivers ralph, come home
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Wow, even with a game to play that was a fucking rough show to go through. Hope those who watched enjoyed it. Fuckin even Jihadi Jarbo was in there for a minute. I was shocked. Glad that @Sam Losco and @PhoBingas Are holding down the snipes with true quality and set up though, Ill do my best to improve!
 
Burger Fox said:
Wow, even with a game to play that was a fucking rough show to go through. Hope those who watched enjoyed it. Fuckin even Jihadi Jarbo was in there for a minute. I was shocked. Glad that @Sam Losco and @PhoBingas Are holding down the snipes with true quality and set up though, Ill do my best to improve!
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I feel you just watching it to archive was pain. I do not know how PO lasted so long but I understand his pain now.
 
I just want to point out that to be a guntguard at this point you need to completely deny reality and live in this construct of cope that "Ethan Ralph is my mensch". You have to completely 180 on all your supposed beliefs and debase yourself to the scum of society. The guntguards whenever revealed or recruited quite frankly should be regularly engaged and ridiculed. They should be given no quarter and should be not allowed to defect. You cant endorse someone like Gunty without being really fucked up in the head because you are endorsing a violent felon with a long list of wrongdoings that would take 1 whole page just to list.
 
Any more sayings tips for the new bingo send privately. I don't want him to know everything that's on it before tomorrow's show or he'll avoid saying stuff.
 
There is so much going on in this Twitter spergout that I don't know where to begin:
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Ralph shitting on Dame for blocking people (LOL), then says he doesn't care about what "some faggot website" thinks about him. I have it on good authority that he's talking about this website that he's constantly browsing or having people browse for him, but I could be wrong. Keep seething Ralph!
 
Squire of Gothos said:
There is so much going on in this Twitter spergout that I don't know where to begin:
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Ralph shitting on Dame for blocking people (LOL), then says he doesn't care about what "some faggot website" thinks about him. I have it on good authority that he's talking about this website that he's constantly browsing or having people browse for him, but I could be wrong. Keep seething Ralph!
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Ralph you're such a liar. If you didn't care you wouldn't be reading this thread constantly.

Edit - literally just tonight you made sure to mention Cleo because people were wondering about the cat. You do care. You can't let things go.
 
Squire of Gothos said:
Ralph shitting on Dame for blocking people (LOL), then says he doesn't care about what "some faggot website" thinks about him. I have it on good authority that he's talking about this website that he's constantly browsing or having people browse for him, but I could be wrong. Keep seething Ralph!
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To @theralph and his GuntGuard Lurkers.

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2020Suicide said:
We have someone playing the kingdom hearts trilogy during the killstream, its either faith or mama Ralph, she probably finds a kindred spirt in sora they both pretend to be pirates
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Ralph says Faith has been playing it, which I believe. She has no car, no phone, & has been banned from the Internet by a fat drunk, who himself sleeps all day & drinks & screams all night. What else is she supposed to do?
msd said:
ALSO DOUBT HAHAHA

IF HE MADE THAT MUCH HE WOULDNT NEED TO LIVE IN A CRACK SHACK
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That he doesn't even own.

I wonder if he ever fixed that giant hole in the wall that's been there at least since his twentieth birthday.

Squire of Gothos said:
There is so much going on in this Twitter spergout that I don't know where to begin:
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Ralph shitting on Dame for blocking people (LOL), then says he doesn't care about what "some faggot website" thinks about him. I have it on good authority that he's talking about this website that he's constantly browsing or having people browse for him, but I could be wrong. Keep seething Ralph!
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Friendship ended with Dame again, I take it?
 
Squire of Gothos said:
There is so much going on in this Twitter spergout that I don't know where to begin:
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Ralph shitting on Dame for blocking people (LOL), then says he doesn't care about what "some faggot website" thinks about him. I have it on good authority that he's talking about this website that he's constantly browsing or having people browse for him, but I could be wrong. Keep seething Ralph!
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Oh wow he doesnt care guys. He totally doesnt care. He doesnt care so much in fact that he is trying to deplatform this site and scrub it off the internet because people are making fun of his gunt, and most importantly hold him accountable. The gunt at this point isnt just a grotesque reality of the abhorrent body horror he subjects everyone that lays eyes upon him, it also has the symbolic meaning of all his wrongdoings and hypocrisy, and just like the gunt's ever growing girth so do Gunty's misdeeds grow.
 
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ETHAN RALPH (PEDOPHILE. CHILD MOLESTER) BROWSING THE KIWI FARMS, IT'S NEVER TOO LATE JCAESAR187, YOU KNOW YOU WANNA DO IT YOU FAT WHITE NIGGER AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA
 
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