🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[DiceLord]

This revelation brings new meaning to 'You're gunna carry that gunt'.

 

[Sasquatch82]

This revelation brings new meaning to 'You're gunna carry that gunt'.

All 2016 meme-magic was focused, like some celestial magnifying glass, onto a 1-mile radius in Guntsville Virginia.

 

[FM Bradley]

What are the odds that we saw the moment of conception?

And Gator jerked off to it.

 

[MeltyTW]

All 2016 meme-magic was focused, like some celestial magnifying glass, onto a 1-mile radius in Guntsville Virginia.

a dimensional merge even

I refuse to believe Faith is pregnant. Judging by the way you just announced it to the world with some tumblr post, there is no way you aren't using this to get back at the Vickers and grift money out of your dwindling followers. Prove that she is pregnant Ralph, you dicklet. It shouldn't be hard. If she is, may God have mercy on that child. I only hope Sandra Bullock adopts it and turns it into a proper member of society.

if he can post scat porn then we definitely should chalk this up as a fat lie until we have video evidence

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

Do you think a kid can get FAS from the dad's side?

 

[Benzo Samurai]

I refuse to believe Faith is pregnant. Judging by the way you just announced it to the world with some tumblr post, there is no way you aren't using this to get back at the Vickers and grift money out of your dwindling followers. Prove that she is pregnant Ralph, you dicklet. It shouldn't be hard. If she is, may God have mercy on that child. I only hope Sandra Bullock adopts it and turns it into a proper member of society.

Mr. Vickers's liaison, please tell him to forget Faith. Let her roll in the mud. She's worthless. I don't think you are a bad parent like most spergs (Because I know parenting isn't black and white. A child in a good environment can still turn out to be a skag.). There is only so much you can do before you have to wash your hands. Adopt another daughter. Name her Credence.

i agree, pics or it didn't happen

 

[Ethan Ralphs Micro Penis]

a dimensional merge even
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if he can post scat porn then we definitely should chalk this up as a fat lie until we have video evidence

I don't remember which hole, but he did cum inside her during the sex tape.

I hope they show him the sextape on the kid's 18th birthday.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

a dimensional merge even

Schizo theory time: Christine's child is actually being delivered by Faith herself and the day of the dimensional merge is when she gives birth.

 

[Regenbogen]

i 100% believe that she's pregnant, it's too trailer trash not to be true, we already went through numerous extremes and this wouldn't be surprising

 

[Squire of Gothos]

A clip from last night that I found of interest, Ralph talks about some "unpleasant" emails he got in the morning that he "kinda smoothed out" I wonder what those were all about (cough parole board cough):

 

[The Wokest]

So who else is calling abortion now?

 

[Elric of Melnibone]

So who else is calling abortion now?

I actually don't think it will happen unless Faith leaves ralph and does it on her own. Ralphs ego would never allow for the abortion memes that would come from that.

 

[Dell Conagher]

I actually don't think it will happen unless Faith leaves ralph and does it on her own. Ralphs ego would never allow for the abortion memes that would come from that.

Hes been talkin shit about 3-4 other people misscarriages right? He better hope faith goes to term

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

I actually don't think it will happen unless Faith leaves ralph and does it on her own. Ralphs ego would never allow for the abortion memes that would come from that.

Pretty much this. Ralph is too proud to let that happen and his audience would disapprove of an abortion. if karma is anything, his child will be either half black or possibly miscarriage.

 

[Vetti]

possibly miscarriage

"I don't know how that coat hanger even got in the house. The work of Josh Moon and the Karen farms no doubt. Fai Fai was bleedin for fuckin days, chat!"

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

"I don't know how that coat hanger even got in the house. The work of Josh Moon and the Karen farms no doubt. Fai Fai was bleedin for fuckin days, chat!"

smh Null is is jealous cause Ralph has a functional penis and can get a girl pregnant

 

[Sasquatch82]

So who else is calling abortion now?

I'm convinced it's a Faith-tale and I think Ralph believes it. This is her way to vicariously cuckold Ralph - he has to give her anything she wants and she will deny him sex - 'I'm feeling a bit nauseous, baby, and we're already pregnant anyway!'

A few months down the line she will stage a miscarriage - she will blame it ostensibly on her parents for the great deal of stress they have caused her, Ralph will blame it on the Farms, Josh, and whoever else he's upset with in three months.

Ralph, I don't like you, but I'm willing to bet you haven't seen any proof. Get confirmation, or failing that, save yourself a LIFETIME of misery. Her parents personally warned you that she's out of her tree, and you know it.

 

[Cow Poly]

Is a guntling actually human? Some sort of hybrid? Or something else entirely?

 

[LordOdin]

Yo @Null i was rewatching one of your streams during work and you were talking about how ones only goal in life is to have children. I mean by your own logic with the little guntling Ralph has tesla beat. So my question is about said statement.

 

[Had]

oh god matt