🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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wow cant believe Gator is still guntguarding I bet ralph has a recording of gator wearing a wig and getting pegged. Its NOT TRUEEEEEE GATOR!
 
SeymourCoxs said:
wow cant believe Gator is still guntguarding I bet ralph has a recording of gator wearing a wig and getting pegged. Its NOT TRUEEEEEE GATOR!
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I'm willing to believe theres another gunt tape where gator is dressed as astolfo getting gunted. That's some heavy shit to hang over a fuckers head.
 
SeymourCoxs said:
wow cant believe Gator is still guntguarding I bet ralph has a recording of gator wearing a wig and getting pegged. Its NOT TRUEEEEEE GATOR!
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Hot take. They're all hot takes but..

I don't think it's that deep. It's an easy 2nd paycheck to supplement his grocery bagging income. He doesn't wanna give up those sweet lemons he gets for doing basically nothing but running his fingers on something other than his lonely dick
 
wow you are a piece of shit without the alcohol too, Congrats I guess.
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I would love to be a fly on the wall when Ralph tells Nick "his side" of the story. I'm sure it involves a corn joke.

EDIT: There's nothing else going on, Nick. Ralph wants to deplatform KF and Josh. Simple as.
 
Ethan I know you are reading this, but over 2.6k people on nick's stream are calling you a faggot LMAO
 
CDWLTY said:
It's weird how that's changed. Seemed like guys used to be able to take a ribbing and mock each other a fair amount, now just saying any disagreement starts a blood feud.
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Because Ralph is a thin-skinned sperg. If you make a joke at his expense its seen as spitting in his drink.
 
I go away to parent my imaginary children for an hour and then I come back to Rekieta and Ralph beefing? What in the fuck?
 
Gunt.Inc said:
wow you are a piece of shit without the alcohol too, Congrats I guess.
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When a drunk says that they really mean "I didn't catch a buzz." Which can be hard to do when you're completely irate.

This is the best night of IBS that I can remember in a long time. Vickers getting his shit pushed in, Ralph taking a swing at one of his few remaining friends.. It's... well, it's just so damned beautiful.
 
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