🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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The Fifth Waltz said:
Is anyone surprised he got her knocked up? They were raw-dogging it and I doubt she had contraceptives.
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He was fucking her on her period too, she had all of her menstruation paraphernalia strewn about the room. Imagine her as a parent when she can't even summon the decency to change her tampon in the bathroom and just rips one free like some frontierswoman.
BuffaloJoe said:
The sad thing is that once she turns 20 and realizes how much of a retard she was to shack up with this loser, she'll head back to California and make her parents look after the Guntlet. I've literally seen this play out 5 or so times.

The parents usually end up becoming the babysitters of a teen mom's child once she is older and wants to be independent again.
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I can tell you where this is all going in two words: Casey Anthony.
 
This nigga is on Twitter typing up a response to the haters. What a shitty fucking host.

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Ralph is so mad about a corn joke that he turned on Nicky Rackets, what a sped. Oh and please stop mentioning Josh's dick you fucking fat homo.
 
I can't be the only one who thinks that this is a hilarious turn of events. I doubt Ralph knocked her up just to spite her parents but engaging an alcoholic man-child in a public slapfight only to have the sperg drop a fucking A-bomb in your pantry is some top-shelf comedy. For all his pretentions of maturity it sure seems like Vickers doesn't know much about the machinations of addicts.
 
This thread literally has the weekend off every week, yet some pro a-logs still put in overtime. Stuff like this only happens on weekdays during Ralph's own shows. I think he knows he is a dancing clown for us, and it's a 2 year kayfabe.
 
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The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
 
ClipBitch said:
That money in the bank is going to dry up real fucking quick if you're raising a kid. One hospital bill and you're instantly out 11k. I keep hearing he has 50k or so saved up. That's worthless in the face of a kid.
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Ethan is already a man who won't pay his retarded amount of student loans. Ain't no hospital squeezing blood out of a stone that government backed lending couldn't get a drop out of

And for those wondering how he will pay for the child: as is customary for father's with Ethan's employability, the state of Virginia will pick up a large part of the tab

Silver lining: Ralph and Dunn have an opportunity to finally bury the hatchet for good over playdates between their offspring
 
Jesus Ralph. Have Gator block Twitter and Kiwi Farms on your router. Your show sucks and your too busy fighting everyone on Twitter.
 
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Nick has stated that as a defense lawyer, and at the time seemed to also allude to relatives and friends growing up that are degenerate, he wouldn't turn on somebody just for doing terrible things, even if they were charged with murder. Mentioned Christianity and that he would want to look at circumstances among other things.

I'm sure it is a different case if he gets pushed out.
 
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