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These dipshits get PMS the same way actual women get hysterical pregnancies—thinking a fart is a period/baby.

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Also, mental illness.
Urine and feces? How does that even move to the stomach? :cryblood:

One of the responses:
ON MY PERIOD GARBAGE SMELLS AMAZING!
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I love how even when pretending he has periods, he has to be better at it than the actual women around him, by being the first one to start and having everyone else follow.
 
German Green Party """""women""""".

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Just nuke this shithole already and end the suffering.
Die Grünen have been a clown party for years and this is just further proof. (Though I wouldn't be surprised if troons are lurking in others as well.)


One of the responses:
ON MY PERIOD GARBAGE SMELLS AMAZING!
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It's such a troon thing to claim menstruation and period are two different things... it's not. You do not have an actual period unless you menstruate. Random symptoms that plenty of women don't even get are not a period.
 
German Green Party """""women""""".

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Just nuke this shithole already and end the suffering.

The fuck?

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Edit: Haha, it's a pink and blue butterfly, like the Child Lover symbol.

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These dipshits get PMS the same way actual women get hysterical pregnancies—thinking a fart is a period/baby.

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Also, mental illness.
We women should just come up with all kinds of bullshit about ourselves to see what kind of ridiculous stuff we could get trannies to copy and claim they have and see if the handmaidens will happily agree that yes that absolutely happens to them too. Like having orgasms while peeing, anime actually being truthful that our breasts actually sometimes bounce randomly (because of chest muscles or heart beat or some stupid explanation), some ridiculous pervy shit that troons could fetishize about and claim that they as true and honest women experience too.
They can't even tell the difference between the stereotypical symptoms of PMS and periods. I'm fine with just making shit up.
True and honest women traits:
  • When you queef on your period it sounds like a chickadee, any other time it sounds like a magpie
  • Mittleschmertz feels like someone tickling the inside of your belly button
  • Nipples spontaneously retreat when we touch the cotton balls inside of pill bottles
Add your own to the list.
German Green Party """""women""""".

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Just nuke this shithole already and end the suffering.
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They can't even tell the difference between the stereotypical symptoms of PMS and periods. I'm fine with just making shit up.
True and honest women traits:
  • When you queef on your period it sounds like a chickadee, any other time it sounds like a magpie
  • Mittleschmertz feels like someone tickling the inside of your belly button
  • Nipples spontaneously retreat when we touch the cotton balls inside of pill bottles
Add your own to the list.

  • When women get hiccups our pussy clenches at the same time
  • Women's hips get wider during the period to help the blood flow more easily out
  • Women's nails grow faster than men's and that's why having long nails is feminine
  • The breasts's cup size grows when women orgasm
 
They can't even tell the difference between the stereotypical symptoms of PMS and periods. I'm fine with just making shit up.
True and honest women traits:
  • When you queef on your period it sounds like a chickadee, any other time it sounds like a magpie
  • Mittleschmertz feels like someone tickling the inside of your belly button
  • Nipples spontaneously retreat when we touch the cotton balls inside of pill bottles
Add your own to the list.
Lmao, these are perfect. Strangely enough I've never seen a troon claim to ovulate, even though ovulation is triggered by hormones and has plenty of fetishizable aspects to it like clearer skin, shinier hair, higher sex drive, body preparing for a possible pregnancy, etc. And unlike periods, there's no visible physical aspects to ovulation they'd obviously be lacking- I mean women release an egg and everything, but unlike period blood it's not something you can actually see.

If they can claim to have periods without a uterus, the what's stopping them from claiming to ovulate without ovaries? You'd think they'd be all over that.
 
Watching sexist men trying to act out what they think a period is while referring to themselves as "girls" will never not be blood-chillingly creepy. I get emotional and crampy and eat junk food while I cry, tee hee hee! They're trying to seem like just one of the girls, but them come across more like they want to wear your skin. So creepy.

But at the very least one of the troons in the thread provided us with some comic relief:

Someone correct me if I’m wrong (I’m not) but troons on estrogen don’t have a “hormone cycle”, correct? Their estrogen levels are steady due to taking a sustained, unchanging dosage, unlike actual women who are at their estrogen level nadir when actual bleeding begins.
 
German Green Party """""women""""".

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Just nuke this shithole already and end the suffering.

Ach du heilige Scheisse, in welchem verschissenen Loch? Berlin? My Dutch medical colleagues had a great laugh at this, none of them are fond of any Greens. Just wonderful, you made my evening, and that of my friends as I nearly spit-choked to death on my gin tonic. Thank you.
 
Someone correct me if I’m wrong (I’m not) but troons on estrogen don’t have a “hormone cycle”, correct? Their estrogen levels are steady due to taking a sustained, unchanging dosage, unlike actual women who are at their estrogen level nadir when actual bleeding begins.

You're trying to apply logic to something inherently illogical. Bad, bad OttoWest!

I don't know about the rest of you True and Honest women, but exactly 36 hours before my period starts my nostrils become unbearably itchy.

Also, "An adorable couple, love of my life":

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This is actually a few weeks old so I don't know if it has been discussed (I don't think so?). r/actuallesbians did a demographic survey. The results will shock you. Not.
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27% trans, although I'm pretty sure a bunch of the non-binary, queer etc will be men as well. Plus the really delusional ones that will pretend to be cis.
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The author of that ‘lesbian’ survey is a chubby 16 year old boy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Someone correct me if I’m wrong (I’m not) but troons on estrogen don’t have a “hormone cycle”, correct? Their estrogen levels are steady due to taking a sustained, unchanging dosage, unlike actual women who are at their estrogen level nadir when actual bleeding begins.

Almost correct! Cross sex hormones aren’t prescribed on a cycle, but some that use black market hormones claim to cycle their dose, although I see no evidence that any of them know enough about the menstrual cycle to successfully emulate it.

Estrogen is highest around ovulation and then drops away in the lead up to the bleed, with a smaller second peak half way between ovulation and bleeding.

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What makes me laugh is the way tranners insist that progesterone pills make them horny, when most actual women find their libido tanks when their progesterone levels are highest (which is also the bit when they are most likely to feel fat, angry and spotty, cramps and bloated, unsurprisingly).
Women’s libidos are highest in the lead up to ovulation (when E is highest and P is lowest) because the entire point of the female reproductive cycle is to get knocked up, so of course women feel most like having sex when they are most likely to conceive. We’d have died out as a species if we didn’t.
Hormonal contraception disrupts this stuff, sometimes killing off libido entirely, something most often seen with progesterone only methods, like depo provera and the hormonal IUD. Depot provera is also used to chemically castrate Male sex offenders, funnily enough)
 
Lmao, these are perfect. Strangely enough I've never seen a troon claim to ovulate, even though ovulation is triggered by hormones and has plenty of fetishizable aspects to it like clearer skin, shinier hair, higher sex drive, body preparing for a possible pregnancy, etc. And unlike periods, there's no visible physical aspects to ovulation they'd obviously be lacking- I mean women release an egg and everything, but unlike period blood it's not something you can actually see.

If they can claim to have periods without a uterus, the what's stopping them from claiming to ovulate without ovaries? You'd think they'd be all over that.
I've seen troons claiming they ovulate. It's usually the ones with a pregnancy/breeding kink. 90% of the time, furries.

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  • When women get hiccups our pussy clenches at the same time
  • Women's hips get wider during the period to help the blood flow more easily out
  • Women's nails grow faster than men's and that's why having long nails is feminine
  • The breasts's cup size grows when women orgasm
  • Women's hair naturally smells clean and flowery, and male hair smells like Head & Shoulders and musk. The difference in men's and women's hygiene products is only meant to reinforce this difference, not create it.
  • Women do not poop or fart. If you fart in public you should feel extremely dysphoric.
  • It's a secret courtesy to tell other women when you are on your period ("Aunt Flo is visiting") every single time it's happening, and the fact you have never been told this by anyone means they do not see you as a woman.
  • Free food, drinks, and services are common as a woman. You should expect 10% of the things you buy to be offered to you for free before you can pay. It is also not rude to ask for the thing for free, and explain that you can't pay because you're a woman.
I think I got more and more sadistic with each one.
 
  • Women's hair naturally smells clean and flowery, and male hair smells like Head & Shoulders and musk. The difference in men's and women's hygiene products is only meant to reinforce this difference, not create it.
  • Women do not poop or fart. If you fart in public you should feel extremely dysphoric.
  • It's a secret courtesy to tell other women when you are on your period ("Aunt Flo is visiting") every single time it's happening, and the fact you have never been told this by anyone means they do not see you as a woman.
  • Free food, drinks, and services are common as a woman. You should expect 10% of the things you buy to be offered to you for free before you can pay. It is also not rude to ask for the thing for free, and explain that you can't pay because you're a woman.
I think I got more and more sadistic with each one.
I swear, if this shit gets out of the thread and spreads out onto the troonsphere, and the farms get called out for doing a gayops, I'm going to laugh just so hard.
 
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I would have posted Katelynn as a low-effort troon but he got a neovag. Can’t believe the lesbians aren’t lining up for this.

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