🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Somehow after all these years he manages to surprise me and lower the bar once more.

No kid deserves the shit life these awful people will provide.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
I just remembered something funny.

People were saying that in their sex tape Ralph finished in Faith. Imagine if we have video of Ethan Jr's creation.

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this poor fucking kid is going to be a wretch among wretches, its too bad our sworn duty as alaog samurai to dab on his horrific and painful existence
 
MeltyTW said:
this poor fucking kid is going to be a wretch among wretches, its too bad our sworn duty as alaog samurai to dab on his horrific and painful existence
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I vow to grill burgers over the inevitable dumpster fire that will be his child and if cyberpunk becomes reality to extend my life, I will grill burgers over their children's children's dumpster fire. The Harvest must continue its cycle.
 
Yeah who wants to be known as the seed created by a alcoholic felon who won't make it past 50 and a psychotic bitch that was groomed by a balding Mexican and his perpetual girlfriend who finds impressionable students and hook them up with altright losers. I'm surprised dick hasn't pimped a girl out for gaydur.
 
BrainProlapse said:
Somehow after all these years he manages to surpise me and lower the bar once more.

No kid deserves the shit life these awful people will provide.
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Bold of you to assume they'll get to keep the kid. Odds are if they do breed, that kid is going to end up a ward of the state or straight up put up for adoption or abandoned in a dumpster behind an Arby's.
 
David Spadem said:
Thinking ahead a bit too far but what are the chances that Faith will want to give their homunculus gunt baby a Buffy the Vampire inspired name.
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Given Ralph getting goaded into shaving his head for money, maybe he'll auction his firstborn's name to the first person to donate 5 ninjets?
 
@theralph Hey i just realised something buddy, why not ask your fwend digibro, i am pretty sure he knows a lot of children. Maybe he can lend you one so you can pretend to be a father, albeit one with anger issues, obese, alcoholic among many other things
 
Schlomo Silverscreenblatt said:
I can't wait to see Faith and Ralph guest on the Maury show with Vickers running out from the back swearing at ralph
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Mate I'm hyped.

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theguntsexpartner said:
Kraut or someone dumb this down for me. does this mean Jim is going to die? if so Jim i liked your content but have a happy funeral.
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Well that kind of cancer is incurable but very treatable, though he's got a good long while yet, because the cancer is very slow-moving, life expectancy for people who usually get it (usually later in their 50s and 60s) is about 10-15 years, and average life expectancy is about 60. So as long as he keeps relatively healthy and maintains his treatments he isnt going anywhere any time soon
 
WhimsicalTrolli said:
Yeah who wants to be known as the seed created by a alcoholic felon who won't make it past 50 and a psychotic bitch that was groomed by a balding Mexican and his perpetual girlfriend who finds impressionable students and hook them up with altright losers. I'm surprised dick hasn't pimped a girl out for gaydur.
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Every time it was tried, the sex slave committed not alive.
 
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