Bad Tattoos - No regerts

[Coffee Druid]

I have a phobia of centipedes so to say this made my skin crawl is an understatement. If I had to talk to this guy I wouldn't even be able to look at him. If I was his girlfriend I'd have broken up with him the second he said he wanted this tattoo. And if he sprung it on me I would've just walked out without a word.

My bf has a pet giant centipede and I think it’s pretty cool. But if he ever wants to get a tat like that then I wholeheartedly agree that I would not see him the same way again.

 

[Clockwork_PurBle]

Don't have any pictures but recently at work I saw a woman with "white trash beautiful" in odd, lopsided font across her collarbone area and another woman with a poorly drawn outline of the Mustang symbol, in the same area.

 

[Sothis]

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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I think this will look better when it's not inflamed although the very bright highlight on the wound makes it look like he has a random poc mark or something that he designed the tattoo around. I don't think itll look as weird when it fades though

 

[neverendingmidi]

I think this will look better when it's not inflamed although the very bright highlight on the wound makes it look like he has a random poc mark or something that he designed the tattoo around. I don't think itll look as weird when it fades though

Still shitty art and a stupid idea.

 

[Azafran90]

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Wait a second, did this scene actually happened to the guy and that's why he's getting it tattooed?

 

[Hesa]

 

[Otterly]

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

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Can you imagine waking up next to that every morning?
‘What happened to your teeth, Brian?’
‘Dunno Larry, the wife hits me with a shoe every time she wakes up. Takes its toll, we’ve been married twenty years’

this is my favourite thread

 

[Hesa]

 

[MysticMisty]

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I'd laugh right in his face and tell him it looks dead-eyed with grandma lips.

And even if he was too big and scary and I couldn't, well, I'd still shittalk him behind his back like I'm doing now.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

And even if he was too big and scary and I couldn't

Look at him! You would be scared, he's bulging with five layers of stacked abs and what looks like some really perky C-cup pecs.

 

[Hesa]

A few more Tommy Robinson tattoos

 

[lamp shade]

Yes, this is on someone’s ribs.

 

[tranny2000]

Spoiler: NSFL

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From the bad plastic surgery thread, but I think it could also work here.

 

[Otterly]

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Bless. This is like when you’re getting your kids to sign their name in a card and they start with a HUGE first letter then realise they can’t fit all the rest on so it gets all squished up in the corner. Except it’s a tattoo and permanent. I’d love to see how squished up the little fingers are.

Yes, this is on someone’s ribs.
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Well if that isn’t the perfect tattoo response to current year I dont know what is.

 

[Monolith]

Bless. This is like when you’re getting your kids to sign their name in a card and they start with a HUGE first letter then realise they can’t fit all the rest on so it gets all squished up in the corner. Except it’s a tattoo and permanent. I’d love to see how squished up the little fingers are.

Well if that isn’t the perfect tattoo response to current year I dont know what is.

Insert Trump tiny hands joke here.

 

[Iron Hamster]

Yes, this is on someone’s ribs.
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This person was behind all those in line that got the Tommy Robinson tats.

 

[Rainbow Trash]

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I read the band on his underwear as "firecrap" many times.

 

[lamp shade]

 

[The Great Citracett]

What do you do when you're a 40 year old meth head mother and your junkie teen daughter keeps squirting out kids and giving them stupid names?