🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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haha bullied by his own chat into shaving it off no guard
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One of the cohosts just said "His girlfriend is gonna be so pissed at him"... Like Fai Fai was dating him for ANY part of his looks, least of all his shitty haircut.
 
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Collet's incoherent rambling is nothing but him trying to appeal to a base to keep his grift going. 100% disingenuous and of course there is no passion on this or mentioning the whole story which of course makes the truth far more grim than what he is presenting. He wants to ban porn yet he is on the show of this man after releasing his sex tape. He is guntguarding and generally being all disgusting with a man that is the owner of the jceasar187 account. Gunt Collet needs a huge coil of rope around his neck along with the rest of the faggot grifters.
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If you google "Mark Collett" and"Dave Hannam" it will dawn on you why Collett has no problems what-so-ever with what Ralph did, but also no problem with the comments and stances taken by those in Ralph's immediate circle.
BadTakeCrucifier said:
Faith might an hero, she's got more issues than Time Magazine.
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More likely Ralph will an hero, not saying this being :optimistic:, but keeping someone around with a personality disorder who's openly shown malicious and manipulative behaviors is a recipe for destruction. We can wax on about what a piece of shit he is but if Faith really has the mental issues we are strongly suspecting her of having Ralph is no match for it. This chick will destroy him, or drag him to a mental state of no return. It will be brutal.
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Just caught up on the thread and didn't see anyone post this. Seems to be confirmation that Faith probably isn't taking birth control.
How long until Ralph announces his child bride is with child?
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God! This little bugger if conceived is going to cope it worse than Peter Coffin's kid. We dubbed that one Toilet Nigga, lord only knows what we'll dub the unfortunate sprog of Gunt and Faith.
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What is the proper nomenclature for ethan's potential fucked up kids? Guntlings, guntspawn, guntlets, or something else?
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As I mentioned above it has got to be personal, like Toilet Nigga was. All of the about have been used to describe members of the Gunt Guard in the past. Whatever we come up with has got to have impact and I'm happy to wait until some a little more creative than I belts out a hit.
 
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Several key takeaways from the stream so far.

The first is his viewer count. I never once saw his view count on the DLive Stream go above 800. Maybe I missed it but his show is dying no matter how much he likes to deny that fact. I think he is going to have to go the streamer cow route and have a constant string of drama happening in him (that he will create for himself, remember that @Null said that most of his recent issues could have been avoided if Ralph did nothing) to keep the KillStream going. This ties in to a couple the next point.

Secondly, I think we are starting to notice a sociological trend among streamers as the become very low level celebrities. Streamers do idiotic things to humiliate themselves and alienate their fanbase. As their mainstream fanbase dies off, the few that remain paypig for the most minimal amount of content to keep the streamer afloat. Doesn't matter the paypigs "true" intentions, they are still paypigging. This head shaving stunt is no different than DSP's vest streak. These paypigs are going above and beyond to keep the subject as close to the financial peak the subject achieved before they started humiliating themselves. Maybe it's due to their personal attachment to the subject, I don't know. But this seems to be a trend with streamers, bands moderate followings that lose record deals and have to finance their work through GoFundMe/Patreon, indie directors, etc. There is usually a trajectory that can be mapped on a line chart. I need to work on that. "Alexi's Curvature Explaining Entertainer/Fan Financing." Idk

Third point, Ralph, you read this and I know it, you have acne scarring already. Rosacea does not cause scarring. Drink more water, lay off the alcohol and drugs for a while, do some exercise to regulate your hormones, etc to clean that shit up. You look sloppy.

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It does not look like he got it all in the back.

He's probably got some shaved head mullet now
 
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