🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[Ralph's Drinking Problem]

If you are not Ralph. feel free to bitch more.

Why are you being a contrarian asshole? I just asked a question.... You're acting like Ralph with all that projection

Ohh shit. Yea he did.

I didn't send any email and it was to the criminal investigation department,

Aren't you the fag that sent the email to the governer to Virginia about ralph yesterday? How did that work out for you?

No, just posted a screenshot

 

[donjulio]

Aren't you the fag that sent the email to the governer to Virginia about ralph yesterday? How did that work out for you?

You dare question the patriotism of governor northam?

Why, for his crimes, I bet ralph's going to get the full bin laden treatment, elite seal team and all.

They'll probably crash a stealth chopper over his corolla or whatever and blow it up for the sake of national security.

Then he'll get dumped in the Atlantic never to be seen again.

only for his bloated corpse to become the worst ecological disaster in decades just a few short months later

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

only for his bloated corpse to become the worst ecological disaster in decades just a few short months later

And he becomes a mutated organism called Gunthullu shouting 'It's Not Truuuu" and his gunt becomes a vacuum to suck out all of the shit out of 18 year old girls.

 

[Kenobi]

HardestDecision.mp4

This is a true old fag meme that only the likes of gator will understand the reference!

 

[plenkblenk]

Here is some more Ralph OC.
He was pretending to be interested yesterday so i figured it could make for some good shit.

Edit: Fixed gif The the gif wont show up i dunno why. Just click the attachment link to see it
RalphaThunkGreen.mp4

Your work has borne more fruit.
View attachment Gunttime.gif

Edit:

Added WebM

 

[F_Break]

HardestDecision.mp4

It would be even better if the menu was nothing but booze, pills, and terrible life choices.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

So I just want to point out a very special accomplishment that occurred yesterday.

We have officially more than doubled the page count of Sargon's thread.

Who is smugly chuckling now?

 

[Least Concern]

chuckling

Ralph probably doesn't even own a suit.

No, really. He probably wore one of his rasslin' T-shirts to his marriage ceremony with Nora.

 

[Null]

No, it prevents sites like Streamable from getting fucked because they happened to host it. It's analogous to Section 230's safe harbor. Viewers of the tape are irrelevant to the law.

Only civilly. Section 230 explicitly does not protect you from criminal liability.

 

[BlancoMailo]

Finally had time to sit through Rekieta's stream on 2X, not much interesting but I haven't seen these three clips posted and I found them entertaining:

55 Gallon Drums and Obesity

Sniff

Pointing Fingers

 

[Vetti]

HardestDecision.mp4

I wish you would've made the setting an Arby's.

 

[MeltyTW]

Why are you being a contrarian asshole? I just asked a question.... You're acting like Ralph with all that projection

to answer your question ive heard it used two ways, one was telling Gator and gunt guard that theyre going to carry the gunt around like palanquin bearing slaves for life and the other was telling Ralph hes going to carry the gunt on himself for life. carry in the later case in the same sense as a woman carrying a baby during pregnancy, evoking the image of an eternal, grotesque, unsightly, and fruitless pregnancy.

 

[cow-wannabe]

Here I stand, shitty hand,
have a sniff and a lick.
How can I
be a guy
With a three inch dick?

All Kiwis, give me grief
and don't even pay
I can hear them
laugh at me
and I hear them say-a-ay

Hey.....you've got to hide your gunt away.

 

[Crystal Golem]

I wish you would've made the setting an Arby's.

Thanks to the magic of television he can be wherever we want.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Now that this thread has slowed down to a post only every 3 minutes, I just want to know: what was the original "corn" thing that set him off?

 

[shilly_mays]

Ralph strikes me as the guy who's always wearing as much clothes as possible during sex. I doubt there is a gunt picture, I'd be willing to bet he never took his shirt off.

Sorry if someone quoted this before but I've come from the past to chuckle at this comment.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

Now that this thread has slowed down to a post only every 3 minutes, I just want to know: what was the original "corn" thing that set him off?

A joke Josh made on a stream.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Now that this thread has slowed down to a post only every 3 minutes, I just want to know: what was the original "corn" thing that set him off?

Here is the actual clip of what he said

https://youtu.be/KOrS1-4biSg?t=347

 

[Crystal Golem]

A joke Josh made on a stream.

You could say that a million times and it still doesn't sound believable. It's absolutely flabbergasting how far this has gone.

 

[b0o0pinsn0o0tz]

It's still what happened though.