🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

HE EXPRESSED THOUGHTS OF SUICIDE

HE'S ABOUT TO SUNSET HIMSELF

 

[Shiggy Diggster]

All that's left for him now is slow suicide by xannies and whiskey because fast suicide is off the table because felons can't own Guns.

 

[MeltyTW]

he suicide baited nora the pos

 

[Toma]

Ade said Ralph probably suicide baited Nora

 

[Toast Sandwich]

You can do it, Ralph. We believe in you.

 

[JongleJingle]

COME ON BOYS, ONTO THE PATH TO 2000 PAGES, DON'T LET OUR DREAMS BE DREAMS

 

[Mage]

Average Life Expectancy should things continue: 5 years.

 

[️ronic]

Suicide baiting Nora.

tsk tsk tsk

 

[Ascendancy0]

"IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF" -Ethan Ralph

 

[Kaiser Aura]

NORA IF YEW LEAVE ME AN GAYDUR IM GUNNA SUNSET MAHSELF!!! YOU AINT LEAVIN ITS NAWT TRUUUUU

 

[Pistoleer]

1900 pages in and I gotta catch some sleep. I’m going to be pissed if I miss more insanity. The fat faggot will probably an hero just to piss me off.

 

[Ascendancy0]

"he might have masturbated to that 13 year old girl"

 

[Kaiser Aura]

HE FUCKS IN HIS OWN ROOM

You mean in the Killstream Studios

 

[Vetti]

This is just kicking sand in Ralph's face at this point. I love it.

 

[Rena]

"he smokes a lot of pot"

Since he's still on probation doesn't he have to take a regular drug test? Or is that up to his PO?
Also sex tape confirmed to have been in Ralph room, showing he has a print out or perler bead art of his, Zidan, and Gator's icons and that he lives in squalor.

 

[Mage]

Oh shit, Ralph fapped to Soph?

 

[heatboss]

Ralph the poop man

 

[DiceLord]

I honestly can believe we can do this

Faith in the brother

 

[verissimus]

I know this has probably been pointed out, but wtf timeline is this where Josh is with Kraut...?

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Page 2000 tonight. Let's go, boys.

CAPO HOLOCAUST WHEN?