🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Mr. Manchester said:
Ralph has said a couple of times, "when everything goes to shit your only option is to turn heel!" or some shit. I think in his infinite wisdom he's going to do his best to amplify just how depraved and disgusting he can get. He's going to turn everything up to 11 and go as hard as he can because it's what's giving him attention. The beauty of this is that he'll do it like a drunken moron.

He's going to flag more, he's going to hire prostitutes to pretend to be his girlfriend (or not, might just bang hookers), he's going to do so so much more. It's going to be vile.
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There will only be more harvesting of corn, and honestly, Ethan is gonna get himself into so much shit that it's not gonna be funny in normal circumstances, but since it's Ethan Ralph we are talking about, I am sure he will make whatever tragedy that happens to him into a comed
 
LOL Ralph literally lives in the closet/cupboard - the small wing that I though was the kitchen/meth lab to the side of the house
 
Oh here's that case, sorry if someone posted it in the last three pages.

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Ralph can't get through a show without drinking. He hates everything he's created.
 
With respect to what Ralph drinks, in the more recent streams, Ralph has been drinking Evan Williams, which is essentially generic Jack Daniels that is sold in a plastic bottle. There is almost no better indication of full-on alcoholism than when the individual in question lowers their standards because it's no longer about the quality and experience of the libation, but rather about the drunk. Evan Williams is the trash burger of bourbon.
 
Ralph has to get wasted to do his own show. He lives in absolute squalor. The house smells like a hospital mixed with old booze/cigarettes.

Sounds like a nightmare scenario.
 
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