🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Curious Addie said:
Makers? He's been drinking pint bottles of bottom shelf bourbon every night I've checked in. I'm starting to think his Maker's habit has been a lie all along. Especially considering his disgusting cement mixer drinking style. It's not as off-putting when you tell people you drink a $30 bottle of fine whiskey than if you tell them you slink into the liquor store and buy the 2 for $5 special they keep by the cash register for the cheap drunks.
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I've been wondering this for quite some time. He hypothetically could afford a bottle or two of Makers a night (generous) since he has no actual bills to pay but judging from his drinking style and how trashed he gets, my bet is on dirty blended shit that homeless people drink after a not so great day of busking.
 
It's 1871. France has been defeated in the Franco-Guntian War and the Guntman Empire has been formed. Tensions are rising across the internet, alliances stand opposed... could developments boil over into a Gunt War, the war to end all wars? We shall see...
 
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Desktop User2 said:
Fine whiskey? I know the standard for american spirits are low, but calling the 90 proof Makers Mark fine anything is a bit too much... it's like saying Black Label is a fine scotch
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It's quite depressing how trash most americans are when it comes to fine whiskey and bourbon. I'll bet you 20 bucks he keeps filling that makers bottle with shit blended whiskey like a highschool girl or a homeless person that had a bad day busking.
 
Since it hasn't been mentioned yet I remember a few months back when I still watched the killstream, Ralph had a caller on who offered him a free bidet. So Dick's probably telling the truth.
 
Desktop User2 said:
Fine whiskey? I know the standard for american spirits are low, but calling the 90 proof Makers Mark fine anything is a bit too much... it's like saying Black Label is a fine scotch
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It's quite depressing how trash most americans are when it comes to fine whiskey and bourbon. I'll bet you 20 bucks he keeps filling that makers bottle with shit blended whiskey like a highschool girl or a homeless person that had a bad day busking.
 
Desktop User2 said:
Fine whiskey? I know the standard for american spirits are low, but calling the 90 proof Makers Mark fine anything is a bit too much... it's like saying Black Label is a fine scotch
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Getting tard comed said:
There is no fine whiskey for $30. $40-$45 is when it gets decent. Ralph pounding down Makers Mark every night should have been a warming sign from the get go. It was always a cry for help.

Glad Nora got out.
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Maker's is a reasonable mid shelf that doesn't taste like it's disinfecting you. The fact that it was Maker's every night shouldn't have set off an alarm (people usually eat tougher cuts of beef than anything off of a wagyu cow day to day), it was the fact that he was getting only mildly shitfaced from a bottle of anything a night
 
BojohNojoh said:
Since it hasn't been mentioned yet I remember a few months back when I still watched the killstream, Ralph had a caller on who offered him a free bidet. So Dick's probably telling the truth.
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Can confirm, I do recall this. Was it that Based Alaska guy, the one who sent him the salmon?
 
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