🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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ShakkaAhmose said:
If Gaydur has any balls, he would just get on the Killstream and reveal all the things he knows about Ethan via his chat logs and other stuff.
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Ralph has actively doubled down. I think it’s more likely he gets on the show tonight. His world is crumbling around him and he’s in some retarded version of damage control.
 
@Null Do you think Dick is getting your notifications now that the prophecy has been fulfilled?
 
Delicious Diversity said:
So it's 1864, and we're well into the Guntdustrial Revolution. Will we reach the First Gunt War by the end of the day? Will the assassination of the Archcapo of Gunt-Hungry take place tonight? Lol what a shitshow. 🤣
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i think its funny that gunt events line up with american history, the initial leaks happened near 1776 and the revolutionary years, and now the gunt guard is routed and imploding during the Guntl War
 
When you finally get some time off from teaching spy kids at the MI6 academy and the first thing that greets you on the internet is Ethan Ralph's sex tape:
 
gran_autismo said:
My money is on him being too fat during puberty and his body wasn't able to synthesize proper sex hormones so he came out more feminine than masculine. He's got little arms and legs like a woman, he's short of height, his dick is small, he has a severe excess of breast tissue and he doesn't appear to have much in the way of bodyhair. I'm sure if he got some kind of hormone replacement therapy he might be able to gain some kind of muscle mass but a lot of it (bone structure, tendency to carry weight on the hips like a woman, emotional pettiness,etc) isn't reversible. Very sad.
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The chemicals in the trashburgers are turning the Gunts feminine

Guli said:
RALPH NOOOOOO where's the condom?! Fucking a druggo is bad but without a condom?! (Maybe she will get to actually abort the retort)

(I had to sit through that video muted to double check this)
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Fucking hell Ralph, married to fucking Meth Heads in 12 months?
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I give up at this point none of you will use the fucking spoiler
 
Not trusting dame's redemption at all. See you in a month when he drops dm's of all the gunt-logs that talked to him and he goes back to defending Ralph.
 
Imagine spiralling this badly because someone said they'd offer you up to the Gods for corn.

Imagine being Ethan Ralph.
 
Guli said:
RALPH NOOOOOO where's the condom?! Fucking a druggo is bad but without a condom?! (Maybe she will get to actually abort the retort)

(I had to sit through that video muted to double check this)

Fucking hell Ralph, married to fucking Meth Heads in 12 months?
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Do you seriously believe Ralph is fertile after polluting himself for years with countless pills, gallons of booze and trash burger diet?
 
Jack Awful said:
Dame and Jim are still pussies.
They only started mocking Ralph once he drunkenly released revenge porn and there was no way to defend him.

Jim stayed silent and Dame even defended him.
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Dame I agree with just because he defended him. Jim... ehh. He only speaks up when someone really blows up. He didn't rush in to destroy Jarbo, Sargon and Tonka until they each gave him a reason to.
 
Nigella said:
wat sugar bombs died

i used to have a crush on her

how did she die

rip <3
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We all did. It was a brain aneurysm/that was her excuse for DFE because she had to stop shitposting online now that she had a husband and career.

The kike apparently has some audioerotica from her he wont release because he is still chasing that internet fame
 
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