🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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WE NEED CORN

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Not Really Here said:
Do your duty and and create a new member.
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I went:

"You know who Keemstar is?"
"Uh yea."
"Well they're friends, I guess... He was on Pewdiepie once. He was big deal during GamerGate."
"OK."

Really starting to realise how small (and not just in his penis/height area) of a non-entity Ralph actually is.
 
Good god, I awaken from the riots of yesterday and now I stare at the Gunt Lord tumble into an unending ridicule.

I have NEVER laughed so hard in my entire life I swear to god

If Jim makes a video on this, THAT'S IT. Gunty's gonna get so supremely fucked that bountiful harvests of C O R N will rain for 40 days and 40 nights straight. I am genuinely sad I didn't catch this last night, it sounded so fun.

Ah well, at least I can take joy with the others this morning in Canuckistan.
 
And lo, the great Gunt did scorn the prophet Joshua, he spat and hissed, and blustered and cried, but in his great show of drunken indignity, he drew his short, malformed spear, and made true the prophecy by his own hand!

The gods of harvest demand blood, and shall never be denied.
 
Canine with Fangs said:
And lo, the great Gunt did scorn the prophet Joshua, he spat and hissed, and blustered and cried, but in his great show of drunken indignity, he drew his short, malformed spear, and made true the prophecy by his own hand!

The gods of harvest demand blood, and shall never be denied.
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out of all the bitches to tarnish your good name with, why a lumpy ass methead?
 
Even Kraut, the man who electrocutes his nipples, is sick. What a degenerate display.

This is actually a modern art piece, depicting the state of the White Race, chiseled into jello.
 
Hazel Motes said:
I went:

"You know who Keemstar is?"
"Uh yea."
"Well they're friends, I guess... He was on Pewdiepie once. He was big deal during GamerGate."
"OK."

Really starting to realise how small (and not just in his penis/height area) of a non-entity Ralph actually is.
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Sounds like you spilled the speghetti, nerd!
 
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