🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Mr. Manchester said:
No wait. It's not the PSN thing, Ralph 100% pulled the 'She Came for CWC' maneuver, and for almost the exact same reason which is pride. It's just Ralph's own disgusting spin on it.

Chris:
>Trolls make fun of him
>Gets an ED page with people calling him a homo
>Draws a picture of him fucking his best friend to prove the trolls wrong
>Gets mocked and friend never talks to him again

Ralph:
>Trolls make fun of him
>Gets a massive thread on Kiwi Farms where an ex-bf says he never fucked his girlfriend
>Uploads a revenge porn tape, featuring his gunt which everyone loves to make fun of to prove the trolls wrong
>Gets mocked and destroys his career.

No wonder it feels the same way.
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Ethan Ralph transgender reveal when?

Post your name bets:
Eva Ralph?
 
instythot said:
I remember that Gavin McInnes used to frequently go on at length about how a "real man" wants to "smell a little waft of poo from a girl's asshole when you're fucking her from behind"

Ethan Ralph confirmed for Proud Boy?
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These people... I guess with enough pride you can do anything...
 
instythot said:
I remember that Gavin McInnes used to frequently go on at length about how a "real man" wants to "smell a little waft of poo from a girl's asshole when you're fucking her from behind"

Ethan Ralph confirmed for Proud Boy?
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I have feeling naming 5 cereals wasn't a problem for Ralph.
 
Ascendancy0 said:
He thought it would make him look like a chad. It didn't.
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It made him look like a borderline pedophile and on top of that he has a tiny dick and almost more importantly, this is the most jiggly, repulsive, glutinous gunt action he's ever shown in public.
 
Instapot said:
I think She would have had to been declared incompetent before hand. All he can do is bankroll a lawsuit. She is not going to though. Imagine sitting in the court room with Ethan, her dad, and the judge watching that. She would break.
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A common misconception is that a person must testify or be present when bringing a cause of action to the court. Lawyers can handle that. Even if her testimony is required, the court very often grants accommodations for remote testimony these days and other accommodations for victims in cases involving some sort of sexual offense
 
DaTemplar said:
I know that, I'm saying I don't think Mr. Vickers can because his daughter is an adult and can, presumably, look out for herself.
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She'd be the one suing him (or trying to agitate for a prosecution). He'd just be funding it. Assuming she hasn't already burned bridges with him which she might have, being a methed up BPD lunatic.
 
AnOminous said:
She'd be the one suing him (or trying to agitate for a prosecution). He'd just be funding it. Assuming she hasn't already burned bridges with him which she might have, being a methed up BPD lunatic.
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It seems those bridges have been mended. She saw her parents in DC over the weekend and was posting messages that suggested she and her father were having a good time together. And her dad is obviously protective of her, hence his Twitter spat with the Gunt.
 
Kaiser Aura said:
Not suprised that Gunt is a pillow princess
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Not sure the mechanics would work any other way with the gunt. I imagine even doing the menial action of hip thrusting up to meet her would cause it to slide into the way.
buying gf said:
In that period of dead air, you could pinpoint the second his heart broke in half. He thought they were going to have a kid together.
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E-girls. Never. How many times does this need to happen before everyone learns that lesson?
 
The personal touch that makes this an absolute masterpiece is the shitty fan Ralph has stacked on top of the garbage in his squalid room in lieu of any actual AC to swirl the fetid air around in that southern heat. I can only try and conceptualize the particular aroma that must have been wafting around in there.
 
Hylics said:
Her ride game is subpar.
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Literally no hip movement, doesn’t keep a rhythm-let alone changing it up, can’t “clinch” (or flex) her kegel muscles wo clinching up like she has to poop, doesn’t support herself properly to get the full up/down range of movement (though seeing his size I can’t blame her for this).

2/10, if you’re going to publish don’t do amateur work under your real name.

Buy. A. Hoola. Hoop. Bitch.
 
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