🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[User names must be unique]

but Ralph has actually managed to perfectly recreate the trauma of the original scene in real life.

He also recreated this advert.

 

[Near]

So how will ralph react to daddy jim?

HE WRONGED ME, GAYDUR. I'M GONNA BLOCK HIM NOW! YOU DO THE SAME AND TELL DAME TO FOLLOW SUIT, UNLESS YOU'RE MY ENEMY TOO GAYDUR

 

[Blackhole]

Rate me late,but holy fuck. HOLY FUUUUUUUUUCK.
The power of the Gunt was enough to bring Jim and Godwinson out of their hideyholes,and there's ungodly amounts of memes in less than a day...

 

[Thumb Butler]

This belongs on Efukt.

 

[MindYourSeabiscuits]

Holy shit could you imagine if this turns into a war between jim and the gunt?

Levels of kino and nectar would flow that we can't even imagine.

 

[The Bovinian Derivative]

Godwinson has returned

https://twitter.com/Godwinson_/status/1293146169892311040

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>This Tweet is from an account that no longer exists.
This didn't take long.

 

[Lurker]

Given how she strung along A Halfway Crook, telling him she loved him and that she was just stringing along Ralph, a false rape accusation is impossible - "I didn't have sex with him! He RAPED me!"

It's a reprehensible thing to do of course. If you're reading this, Faith, don't do this.

I may be scum and vermin but I definitely disavow setting people up to get raped and murdered in prison.

why lie about rape when he's committed the crime of plying a minor with alcohol and also having a tiny corndick

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Ralph is just going to pretend he's never read Daddy Jim's tweets. I'm more curious about the guntguard, they were running victory laps when the sextape destroyed Chris, completely unaware of how the sex-tape was more akin to a kamikaze vest blowing up both the ex and the gunt.

I mean, it was funny seeing that kids whole world shatter in real time as he found out how much of a whore Faith is but it's going to pale in the amount of damage the gunt has caused himself through this. I'm really curious if the guntguard is going to continue with the narrative that this was an "epic win" for Ralph or if they'll have an "Oh shit. This is pretty bad actually." moment.

That or parade around his dox because he knows how much Jim like his anonymity. He also will make sure to give Kiwi no credit for having the Dox.

 

[Edivitch]

Place your bets, will there be a killstream tonight?

 

[Weird Ages]

Did Gator start guntguarding the revenge porn before or after Jim tweeted about it? Because I feel this is the final test of faith (no pun intended) for him. He has to choose between defending ralph from the aylawgs and parroting what Daddy Jim says.

 

[Curious Addie]

I wonder how gator and Ralph are gonna spin this as based.

It's just a chad move to take nonconsensual video of every sex you do just in case people on the Internet don't believe it when you tell them about it.

 

[Chiri]

>This Tweet is from an account that no longer exists.
This didn't take long.

Holy shit. Good thing I archived it. Who could have done this?

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Did Gator start guntguarding the revenge porn before or after Jim tweeted about it? Because I feel this is the final test of faith (no pun intended) for him. He has to choose between defending ralph from the aylawgs and parroting what Daddy Jim says.

Before almost right after it dropped

 

[MeltyTW]

>This Tweet is from an account that no longer exists.
This didn't take long.

@theralph you and your jannies literally cant stop it, youre going to sit there and take it, you dont have a choice any action you take is as futile as inaction if not worse

 

[thismanlies]

How much do you think the Gunt is regretting this right now

Given that it's six thirty in the morning, he's probably still passed out from liquor and pills. Give him until noon to see what's been going on in the thread.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Given how she strung along A Halfway Crook, telling him she loved him and that she was just stringing along Ralph, a false rape accusation is impossible - "I didn't have sex with him! He RAPED me!"

It's a reprehensible thing to do of course. If you're reading this, Faith, don't do this.

I may be scum and vermin but I definitely disavow setting people up to get raped and murdered in prison for crimes they didn't commit.

Nothing's impossible. He was plying her with alcohol, remember? An 18yro. A young girl without all her faculties being recorded by this 34yro felon. Think of how a judge would look at that.

 

[Edivitch]

Did Gator start guntguarding the revenge porn before or after Jim tweeted about it? Because I feel this is the final test of faith (no pun intended) for him. He has to choose between defending ralph from the aylawgs and parroting what Daddy Jim says.

To me gator seemed like he wasn't even gonna bother trying to defend ralph and just let him clean up his own mess

Edit: Tweets for context

 

[Instapot]

I slept for 5 hours and wake up to this

 

[Delicious Diversity]

why lie about rape when he's committed the crime of plying a minor with alcohol and also having a tiny corndick

She shouldn't lie of course, but I think if he was supplying a minor with alcohol and then having sex with her, legally that is a bit... rapey? I don't know much about US law but if she wanted to fuck him over this I'm sure she could. Revenge porn itself is also a crime in some places.

 

[Big Bad Wart]

Another Jim tweet

https://twitter.com/QuarantinedCoof/status/1293148791483310086?cxt=HHwWjIC14a7-l_IjAAAA

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