🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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EyeOfProvidence said:
I have known Mr. and Mrs. Vickers for over 20 years. They are aware of what has happened. They are two of the smartest people I have ever known. They are trying to get Faith help. I guarantee that right now, their current silence is nothing more than a calm before the storm.

Faith lost her way, as young, stupid people sometimes do. She is not without her problems (meth is definitely NOT one of those problems)...but she is 18, and a girl who has been victimized by older “men.”

The storm will come. And if I know anything about Faith’s parents, it won’t be pretty. Not for Ethan Ralph. Not for Chris Kerr.
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Nice LARP there, buddy.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Ralph won guys he showed us his at most 4 incher of average girth.

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When you cant even grasp your pp with the full size of your hand its truly time to give up. Drunk ralph makes the greatest decisons. My only regret was that I was asleep when this all transpired. God speed noble neet samurai of Kiwi farms, this has been some autism that will always live on in our hearts.
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Weird Ages said:
ER really need a wellness check right now. I'm not saying it to troll or as a joke, I'm seriously worried he might off himself.
Last time I expected someone to an hero it was Donga during Knoxville, and even then his situation didn't look half as bad as Ralph's does now. I know I'd jump off a cliff in Minecraft if I were in his place.
It's either that or he's really gonna hit the bottle (even by Ralph's standards) in the next few days.
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If he does the honorable thing and deletes his minecraft account, he will probably reveal all kinds of dirt beforehand.
 
Weird Ages said:
ER really need a wellness check right now. I'm not saying it to troll or as a joke, I'm seriously worried he might off himself.
Last time I expected someone to an hero it was Donga during Knoxville, and even then his situation didn't look half as bad as Ralph's does now. I know I'd jump off a cliff in Minecraft if I were in his place.
It's either that or he's really gonna hit the bottle (even by Ralph's standards) in the next few days.
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If The Gunt an heroes at this point it would just be a cherry on the shit sundae. He is for all intents and purposes, done.
 
ExceptionallyExceptional said:
Did anyone else notice this shit on the wall?
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Seriously, how does a woman see something like that and not have every micron of moisture instantly evaporate from her nethers?
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I wasted money on paintings and a framed union jack flag. Maybe if I had autistic art I'd be swimming in 18 year old obese suicidal pussy.

Also, anyone care to bet the finger in ass and sniff move is something Ethan Ralph picked up while he was in prison?
 
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Damn, Ralph. With how many people are laughing at your retarded ass now, you're gonna hold an eternal petty grudge against the entire world at this point

You might as well grab those twitter block bots that breadtubers use, since you're not gonna hear the end of this
 
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EyeOfProvidence said:
I have known Mr. and Mrs. Vickers for over 20 years. They are aware of what has happened. They are two of the smartest people I have ever known. They are trying to get Faith help. I guarantee that right now, their current silence is nothing more than a calm before the storm.

Faith lost her way, as young, stupid people sometimes do. She is not without her problems (meth is definitely NOT one of those problems)...but she is 18, and a girl who has been victimized by older “men.”

The storm will come. And if I know anything about Faith’s parents, it won’t be pretty. Not for Ethan Ralph. Not for Chris Kerr.
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Hi Mr Vickers 👋 Get your daughter some serious fucking help. Read the thread properly and watch that kid's stream (Chris/A Halfway Crook). He was clearly getting cucked the whole time and doubt anything your daughter told about him being a stalker is BS. Also hope you're going to be a man. If this were my daughter I would sue the fuck until his only solution is to look down a barrel.
 
Coach Red Pill: "These three retards [PPP, Godwinson, and Josh] were shitting on Ethan, and Ethan was looking better and better in my eyes, because after all, he's getting some 18-year-old pussy… and these three retards, they're banging their fist…"

Oh, CRP. Never change.
 
Is there any chance that Ralph will hang up his e-celeb coat and gets a fucking uber job or goes to fill potholes? Yeah, I know he's a felon, but if he really wanted to he could find a decent job that makes good money, there's tons of good jobs out there for people who are willing to do hard work doing the things others don't want to do, even for a felon.

I just don't see how his e-celeb career is going to last through the end of the year, and that's assuming his parole officer isn't going to fuck him up the ass for last nights shenanigans.
 
So, question for the ladies...

What wall art is more likely to get your girl-bits ready; sharks, or cheesy YouTube celeb portraits?
 
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