🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

[RoobyRoobyRoo]

"[Faith's] never slept with Ralph"

Can this get any better


Edit: Oh no...

 

[Ol' Slag]

Now, WAIT A MINUTE?!?!?!

Was Faith using the money she was getting from Ralph possibly and sent it to @Ahalfwaycrook ?

Ralph might have paid for this others guys weed.

My sides.

 

[Kaiser Aura]

Hole. Eee. Fuck. What a historic day in kino history.

 

[OTView]

I can't believe Ethan Ralph is fucking dead.

 

[Grim_Autismo]

"Ralph is really fucking short, he's like 5'5."

 

[Noproblemo]

>she never had sex with him
Forever Foreplay Faith, I kneel.

 

[Disrespected Pronouns]

My main takeaway from these crazy DMs is that Faith is really chaotic and has some pretty clear issues

WHICH IS WHY GROWN ASS MEN DON'T DATE SCREWED UP TEENAGERS

 

[Heavy Rainfall]

And to think this all started over a corn joke.

 

[Gilbert Grape]

The Killstream will reach its most literal conclusion. Ralph is going to kill himself.

 

[ClipBitch]

There's a few posts that make it look like Faith is doing some weird manipulative stuff. Maybe the black lives matter special agent meme is real.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Will Godwinson awaken from his coke fueled JRPG trance to comment? Will Surfer put together a feast to commemorate this momentous occasion? Is this next true Pillstream imminent?

So many questions!

 

[Mr. Manchester]

@Ahalfwaycrook just give Ralph's phone number to Mundane Matt and call it a day.

 

[Sammich]

I wonder what the lemon to weed exchange rate is like...

 

[Dell Conagher]

My main takeaway from these crazy DMs is that Faith is really chaotic and has some pretty clear issues

WHICH IS WHY GROWN ASS MEN DON'T DATE SCREWED UP TEENAGERS

Or pretend to date them

 

[BrainProlapse]

There's still something about this that stinks; I'm not sure how much of their continuous relationship is in this dude's noggin

I can believe it. Mentally ill teenage girl stringing along multiple horny idiots to satisfy her thirst for drama fits the bill.

@Null You officially triggered Ralph into simping and lying about having Faith as a GF.

It's over folks, this isn't a fight anymore. This is a fucking bloodbath.

I'd have to sodoku myself if I ever embarrassed myself this badly, but the Gunt seems practically immune to shame.
That said I'm betting several pillstreams are coming.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ok, on 3 everyone.
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3!
IT'S NAWT TRUUUUUU

 

[Instapot]

I've been up like 27 hours and I can't look away lol.

 

[Squire of Gothos]

I don't know what to think other than one phrase that PPP said the first time he went over all of the stuff with Faith and Chris on stream:

"Chris Kerr cucks Ethan Ralph" - PPP

I can't even describe what the hell we're witnessing right now other than... trainwreck

 

[Perspicacity]

These messages look legit to me, I have read them all. The girlfriend was clearly up to something going to Ralph's, she seems to be plotting something. The boyfriend doesn't seem aware of what, but it's heavily implied in her messages that this bitch is not only nuts but up to something. Holy fuck when I said Faith was the gay op, I WAS RIGHT!?

 

[Grim_Autismo]

"This is something a high school kid would do, someone who has a very lonely mindset."

When the guy that's only a few years out of high school himself is calling you immature, it's time to step back and re-evaluate your life.