Call it the Guntosphere. It's like a star system with the Gunt at the centre (due to its overwhelming mass and intense heat created via nuclear autism fusion), Dick, Jim and Rekieta as the distant gas giants, Dame, Bibble and Rand as the small but closer terrestrial orbiters, and Gator as the Mercury - tiny and inconsequential, but the closest to the Gunt, so close it gets scorched daily by his radioactive sperging.
If she does go back, prepare yourselves for the biggest shit-eating grin you've ever seen in an instagram pic.
Biggest is no joke, just as godwinson pointed out, his head is as big as an eastern island statue now. How fatter can this man get?
He pussied out. After the boulders Matt threw at him he doesnt have the balls to do anything other than gaslight.
Oh man, I thought he was totally justified with 10/10, will flag again. C'mon Ralphamale, I believed in your utter lack of self awareness.
Walls of questions like this is what's going to drive her from the site.
Plz Godwinson we need you.
Yeah I considered this too. As helpful as it might be for those of us actually using the site, the status quo of a thread in IF has just the right balance for pissing Ralph off, because he is not important enough to have his own section but he is stupid and gross enough to be mocked as a lolcow.
yes, and each capo gets a section in it . Let him get an ego, because that would make the fall even better
He wants that blue check mark that everyone else hasI thought now would be a good time to check up on Ethan's metrics on Storyfire.
8 days ago (August 2nd), I posted this image showing his total number of subscribers.
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As of today (August 10th), this is his total count:
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An increase of 95, pretty sad for somebody who loves to boast about his loyal audience of over 1000 viewers.
The really funny part, though, is this:
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Shannon's subscriber count increased by a meager 2, and he has yet to even break 100. No wonder our poor janitor has to get by with a desktop air conditioner.
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Faith herself also managed to scrape up two more subscribers, which I found a bit odd since she doesn't produce any content. As it turns out, Faith's two new followers are these accounts:
A.A.S.M.C (archive)
flannel40 (archive)
who appear to be bots following every account on the entire platform in an attempt to farm reciprocal subscribers. These two accounts are also following Shannon (archive). In other words, Shannon hasn't gotten a single new legitimate follower in the past 8 days.
Imagine being a reject from the Sweetie Squad, where the only qualifications are calling Jim "daddy", occasionally tithing a superchat and suffering through every coofstream.
It's true, and other than being a sperg that's participated in the Farms he really hasn't earned it. He's going to kill himself within five years while the other topshelf cows are going to last forever. DSP cannot be destroyed: when the asteroid hits it will literally bounce off him and continue on its way. Chrischan (and his lego creations) have survived trial by fire and The Man in The Pickle Suit. Tommy Tooter and Yaniv are SCP creatures that can't be imprisoned for their depravity and ALR... well even cancer couldn't take her.
