🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Vetti said:
Listen, shit for brains. Last time I was in the hospital, Nick gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him from the hospital. He also let me list him as my emergency contact on the intake forms. He gave me support and advice the likes of which nobody would dare ask anybody on KF for. He knows my real identity and I trust him explicitly. He didn't have to, and I certainly wasn't paying him a damn thing to do so.

So, yes, he's my friend. Much in the same vein as this idiotic conspiracy theory, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about and are just pulling shit out of your ass to appear edgy.

Nick apparently hasn't declared Zoom haram yet. He undoubtedly should, but he hasn't. I can't make him. Deal with it.

This would make so much more sense if Dick asked IMC to come on, and Nick agreed. That would have been weird because Nick repudiated IMC pretty thoroughly. He hasn't (yet) for Zoom.

For the last time, Nick doesn't chose to not interact with people based on just what other people say. Mostly because he knows that people divide up into their own little cliques and doesn't want any part of it.
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Don't get so invested in a result some random person on the internet says. I can just imagine the spittle coming out of your mouth as you sound out the words as you type.

Don't let people upset you online.YMMV
 
JewBacca said:
Don't get so invested in a result some random person on the internet says. I can just imagine the spittle coming out of your mouth as you sound out the words as you type.

Don't let people upset you online.YMMV
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Don't tell me. Tell the guy who originally wrote that post in the simpspiracy thread lmao.
 
JewBacca said:
Don't get so invested in a result some random person on the internet says. I can just imagine the spittle coming out of your mouth as you sound out the words as you type.

Don't let people upset you online.YMMV
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you got pasta'd my dude

iirc the source is captain manning, god knows why I remember that.
 
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High Tea said:
Why is he hanging out with Wohl when he's so sketchy? I assume it's because it's because of this less than 24 hour story. Trying to be mainstream, yet Fuentes and ER think this guy is ok. He's very shady, it's strange.

Really makes one wonder if ER is in some kind of alt-right containment relationship, a fed.
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I remember when they had an entire KS episode on Wohl being a moronic huckster, I guess Ralph really needs that content these days. Having Wohl get grilled by his own side might be funny though, like the callers did with Loomer.
 
JewBacca said:
If Ron was quarter as vindictive as Ralph he would be insanely dangerous. Ron has the money and means not to mention connections, Ralph can only dreams of.
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True. But some parallels with MoRonica still stand though.

"I don't recall." = "DAS NOT TROOOOO!"

"We have hundreds of women as witnesses!" = "Zidane will be coming back!"

Monica Rial is a beached whale = Ethan Ralph is a beached manatee

Ron is a wife-beating sociopath = Ralph is a convicted felon and a sociopath

"THE INCEL KIWI WEEBS ARE HARASSING US!" = "THE KAREN FARMS ARE DABBIN ON ME GAYDURR! THEY'RE DABBIN ON ME!"

The dregs of society still simp for Monica = The dregs of society are still Ralph's paypiggies

Ron Soye the "Sheepdog" = Gaytor the "Oldfag"

Lawtwitter = Guntguard

Funimation = DLive
 
Elric of Melnibone said:
Should probably quit comparing Reethan to Rome, he has a micro boner for Rome, fancies himself a Caesar.
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That's precisely why I did it. To add insult injury, to add salt to the wound in the pride of the Gunt, so to speak, because he deserves it and because it's also hilarious.
 
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What a weird obsession he has with Josh’s mom. Maybe that’s the real reason Faith’s taking some space; she’s caught on that Ralph would leave her in a heartbeat if he could so much as catch a glimpse of Josh’s mom.

She’s just not into you, dude.
 
Vetti said:
Listen, shit for brains. Last time I was in the hospital, Nick gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him from the hospital. He also let me list him as my emergency contact on the intake forms. He gave me support and advice the likes of which nobody would dare ask anybody on KF for. He knows my real identity and I trust him explicitly. He didn't have to, and I certainly wasn't paying him a damn thing to do so.

So, yes, he's my friend. Much in the same vein as this idiotic conspiracy theory, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about and are just pulling shit out of your ass to appear edgy.

Nick apparently hasn't declared Zoom haram yet. He undoubtedly should, but he hasn't. I can't make him. Deal with it.

This would make so much more sense if Dick asked IMC to come on, and Nick agreed. That would have been weird because Nick repudiated IMC pretty thoroughly. He hasn't (yet) for Zoom.

For the last time, Nick doesn't chose to not interact with people based on just what other people say. Mostly because he knows that people divide up into their own little cliques and doesn't want any part of it.
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Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 08/10/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
 
Ningen said:
That's precisely why I did it. To add insult injury, to add salt to the wound in the pride of the Gunt, so to speak, because he deserves it and because it's also hilarious.
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The empire could have avoided being fatally infested by the G*rmans had Valens not let them cross the Danube and inevitably gotten his shit pushed in in Adrianople; just like jcaesar187 could have prolonged the lifespan of his gunt empire by not being such a thin-skinned Karen with too much sand in his vagina over a corn joke. Pottery!
 
Ningen said:
Care to put your money where your mouth is, faggot?
2200 EST, 08/10/2020, 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719
Bring as many of your cowardly friends as you want; I'll go to prison, but all of you will go to the morgue.
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Be there or be square.
 
Vetti said:
Listen, shit for brains. Last time I was in the hospital, Nick gave me his cell phone number and told me to call him from the hospital. He also let me list him as my emergency contact on the intake forms. He gave me support and advice the likes of which nobody would dare ask anybody on KF for. He knows my real identity and I trust him explicitly. He didn't have to, and I certainly wasn't paying him a damn thing to do so.

So, yes, he's my friend. Much in the same vein as this idiotic conspiracy theory, you have no fucking clue what you're talking about and are just pulling shit out of your ass to appear edgy.

Nick apparently hasn't declared Zoom haram yet. He undoubtedly should, but he hasn't. I can't make him. Deal with it.

This would make so much more sense if Dick asked IMC to come on, and Nick agreed. That would have been weird because Nick repudiated IMC pretty thoroughly. He hasn't (yet) for Zoom.

For the last time, Nick doesn't chose to not interact with people based on just what other people say. Mostly because he knows that people divide up into their own little cliques and doesn't want any part of it.
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Man i miss the simpsiracy thread. It was so fun to shitpost in and it was always bumping with a lot of people who where new to IF.
 
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