🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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holy shit tonight was crazy. the fucking gunt retort beat ralph by more than a hundred for a bit. and showed how fucked dlive is as a site. ralph used to have 2k viewers with single digit restreams of "ralphalogs" and now hes losing and being hounded by them. this would be like bullying a special ed child only to have him slap your drink out of your hand. THE SWIVEL, the swivel of agony creaks loud forever more
 
Marvel Cinematic Universe said:
I do wonder at what percentage of their budget goes into the Pewdiepie streaming exclusivity deal. He barely cracks 20k viewers as literally the most successful internet personality ever.

They must be hemorrhaging money.
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Honestly its really hard to grow a platform it requires millions short term if not billions for a long term finished product like twitch or youtube. It takes years of slow progression to update the capacity of servers needed to hold increasing viewership. Even Microsoft fucked it up because they were late to the business.
 
Holy fucking balls Ralph. Wash your fucking face. Is it me or has his complexion gotten noticeably worse over time? Is it the alcohol or the meth from the child bride when she spits in his face during their attempts at sex?

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Vetti said:
So what are the odds of a Ralph subforum at this point?
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even being a long time ralph watcher i dont think he does enough to have or need a subforum. his motivations are crass and base level and need little speculation most of the time. most of his happenings are met with a singular burst of sperg energy. simply too inactive and bland most of the time
 
Vetti said:
So what are the odds of a Ralph subforum at this point?
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I don't see the point, he'll be dead long before you see ALR-tier shit out of him. The thing about the high shelf cows is that they're nigh-immortal, not even cancer could take ALR and Yaniv has some kind of magic penis power that keeps him out of prison. DSP cannot be destroyed, he was dipped in teflon the day he was born and shit just doesn't stick to him. Not even fire could destroy CWCs little lego creations. They're all otherworldly oddities that will probably survive us all and have to face off in a Highlander-style battle at the end of the world to become the ultimate power.

Ralph possesses none of these qualities. He's just a NEET that got lucky a few times, he doesn't provide the same sustainable level of entertainment that any of the others do.
 
MeltyTW said:
even being a long time ralph watcher i dont think he does enough to have or need a subforum. his motivations are crass and base level and need little speculation most of the time. most of his happenings are met with a singular burst of sperg energy. simply too inactive and bland most of the time
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I think it would be a nice thing to have to better organize everything pertinent to Ralph, but I get you. If Dlive tanks within the next year, I don't think the Killstream will be around for long after.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Honestly its really hard to grow a platform it requires millions short term if not billions for a long term finished product like twitch or youtube. It takes years of slow progression to update the capacity of servers needed to hold increasing viewership. Even Microsoft fucked it up because they were late to the business.
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Due to the nature of the internet and its integration into normie society these days, I don't think there's every going to be a true alternative to the major platforms. Twitch is only successful because it has the backing of Amazon and nothing is going to beat out a dog shit platform like youtube that comes preloaded on every single phone ever.
 
floom said:
Off-brand Ricky Berwick has an opinion https://twitter.com/hw_beat_that/status/1291206905482756098?s=21
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Frederick has gone a little too far manifesting his fat raccoon fursona. 2020 is a strange time: The Wizard King is allying himself with The King of Coins to try and take on Null? What about Jim Watkins? I thought he was based and guntpilled? Will The King of Liquor Tokens bow to the Wizard to gain a temporary ally?
 
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