🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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mythical mother said:
She’s so lazy that she has to think about meditating. She has to consider an activity where you literally sit still for extended periods of time. She already sits and does nothing...
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You can't eat while meditating. That doesn't work for her.
 
FupaCitySheriff said:
Not long before Big AL drops her latest YT video. She has to make sure all the attention is on her and not on MamaThumb's funeral.
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MommaLynn is leaving on Friday Morning at 4am Amber time (I assume she has her own time zone)
She claimed she would make a video after her mum left and everything had 'calmed down' - 'calmed down'..... she is talking about her life partners grief!
 
Amber gives away info that will lead fucktards to which flight MomaLynn is taking home - Unless she is lying..... but she doesnt lie so...
 

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No, you ignorant piece of barely-sentient blubber, you stealth filmed the poor vet tech weighing Twinkie, and while she tried to politely explain to you that a dog that age and weight could develop heart problems, you said “So...12 pounds then?” to which the vet tech relied “Umm, yeah.” She probably saw you two and decided nutrition was a worthless discussion.

JFC what an idiot.
 
KiwiKunt said:
Yeah, you are being investigated by the state attorney so you move 2 hours up the road and stay in the same state to avoid it
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To be fair, with how stupid Amber is, it's not likely she would understand how intense a threat like that would be to her.
But no, I think people are just speculating to speculate, and rile her up.
 
I'm laughing my ass off.

318 Tweets from 12:30 PM 7/29 to 12:30 AM 7/30 (EST).
(26.5 tweets an hour. A bit less than half a tweet a minute FOR TWELVE CONSECUTIVE HOURS.)

Amber's mom flies to her, Becky leaves her own mother's funeral and family with whom share memories of Norma to come back to a strange apartment in a rather unfamiliar environment with very little space to escape to in order to support Amber emotionally after surgery, and it's still not enough as evidenced by her attitude on Twitter.

"I wish I could be with Becky." (Allegedly for Becky's support) Then Becky comes home. No further mentions of Becky because her presence means she's not ailing. Only mention is that she's "honestly doing a lot better than I thought she would" akin to the vague mention of her pets adjusting almost immediately with a short "they got comfortable rather quickly", which anyone with cats knows is a lie.

Becky is watching Naruto (assuming Shippudden), which finished airing in 2016 (the og series finished in 2007), which tells me she doesn't even want to acknowledge Amber and regress back to a time when things were simpler and less confusing/stressful. Big yikes.

EDIT: timezone inclusion & grammar fix
 
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^Mexican isn't a race, and most are triracial to some degree (according to 23andme + Ancestry) with extreme variances. And they and their mom are clearly Black and something, that just answers with the something is. I assume they're talking about C/Kasey.

I wonder how they'll even dose someone Amber's size. Someone recently went through this with Endometrial cancer, and they were cancer free after the hysterectomy. The docs did chemo and radiation just as a precaution and the impact of the radiation is crazy. Because of where they have to hit you with it, you have to dilate your vagina..some have to do it forever. Just like trans women who have fake vaginas have to dilate to keep the opening open, it can be the same with women* with scar tissue, so some who get the radiation..even just a few rounds of it, can be forced to do this twice a week unless sexually active. The paper literally says that. If you don't keep up with it post treatment, your vagina
can close up. Amber doesn't seem the type to be consistent with something. https://www.targetingcancer.com.au/...elvic-Radiation-Therapy-a-guide-for-women.pdf Page 20, for people who don't know what they look like.

One of the big symptoms with chemo is change of taste. Some things you eat can taste disgusting or weird, because of the chemicals in them and the medication. Also, numbness in the toes/feet. It's hard to imagine how Amber would deal with that, considering her size and that she's fallen before.

I doubt the authorities care about some rando claiming cancer, with no proof or even an indication that they're scamming anyone out of money. Least believable rumor in a while.
 
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Bookish said:
I wonder how they'll even dose someone Amber's size. Someone recently went through this with Endometrial cancer, and they were cancer free after the hysterectomy. The docs did chemo and radiation just as a precaution and the impact of the radiation is crazy. Because of where they have to hit you with it, you have to dilate your vagina..some have to do it forever. Just like trans women who have fake vaginas have to dilate to keep the opening open, it can be the same with woman with scar tissue, so some who get the radiation..even just a few rounds of it, can be forced to do this twice a week unless sexually active. The paper literally says that. If you don't keep up with it post treatment, your vagina
can close up. Amber doesn't seem the type to be consistent with something. https://www.targetingcancer.com.au/...elvic-Radiation-Therapy-a-guide-for-women.pdf Page 20, for people who don't know what they look like.
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Wait, but Hambo doesn't do "penetration", will clit stuff be enough?
This "radiation dilatation situation" would be way too fun and ironic (come on Karma God give us this little treat)...
Hmmm... and her hair falling off with chemo, will Dustyn shave her head again to support her "EX"?
Lovely!!
 
Billie Ross said:
Wait, but Hambo doesn't do "penetration", will clit stuff be enough?
This "radiation dilatation situation" would be way too fun and ironic (come on Karma God give us this little treat)...
Hmmm... and her hair falling off with chemo, will Dustyn shave her head again to support her "EX"?
Lovely!!
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Better still, will Becky shave her head?
 
Billie Ross said:
Wait, but Hambo doesn't do "penetration", will clit stuff be enough?
This "radiation dilatation situation" would be way too fun and ironic (come on Karma God give us this little treat)...
Hmmm... and her hair falling off with chemo, will Dustyn shave her head again to support her "EX"?
Lovely!!
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I’m totally liveeeen for ‘Radiation Dilation Situation’ and join you in offering Orange Chicken to the Karma God. 🙏🏻

Just wondering how it will be managed? We know Amber’s dainty arms won’t reach all the way ‘down there’. Will Becky..?

(Maybe take this dirty speculation to the nasty thread whilst I fetch some brain bleach. Sorry everyone).
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
'Apart'

'Apart'.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, IT'S A PART. A, SPACE, PART. TWO WORDS, YOU ILLITERATE WASTE OF CHROMOSOMES!!!

Sorry. Gimme hats.
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No, you're right. I think a lot of us here twitch an eye or grit our teeth once in awhile at her stupidity, be it general or, you know, the fact that she STILL thinks she's a true and honest writer, and the best person she knows at doing it.

Doesn't help that she is NEVER wrong and never thanks anyone for correction or advice. She's quite fucking annoying for a cow.

Not Stray or Greer annoying, but nevertheless, annoying.
 
mekalekahi said:
After watching the clip of mendys funeral and seeing D&D quietly and respectfully listening to the speaker, I guarantee amber could not and would not sit thru a funeral service without making noises or trying not to laugh at Becky's expression or somthing. She has no social decorum and they probably are kind of relived she isnt there. She would also make that pained crying face she makes all the time. If it was live streamed she would try to be filmed as much as possible and flip her hair to be seen.
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Flipping her mane like Big Al’s Gal the racehorse that was just mentioned lol. I bet she weighs more than the horse lol
 
CurvyIsAStructure said:
I doubt ALR will ever get weightloss surgery, I have seen that discussed elsewhere as well - but girl does not want to lose weight. Not only is she a horrible food addict, her weight is the only single interesting thing that made her who she is. If she lost weight, she would no longer have the "fat shaming" excuse and she will have to be accountable and develop a personality. That is without even getting started on the fact that she loves food and surgery would limit her intake of that. Imagine ALR if she couldn't get orange chicken?
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While I agree that she's too selfish and not controlled enough to do it, my vid examines the possibility. They do that dual surgery now in almost every cancer surgery center that provides hysterectomies FOR endometrial cancer because there happen to be so many people over 400lbx now which is apparently one of the leading co-morbities. I'm aware I'm a target in the other thread but I think it's even more rude to lurk.
 
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