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Wilhelm Bittrich said:
At this point I would go as far and say that when he would have to walk a mile he couldn't do it without getting severe heart/blood pressure problems.
All the neglect to his own body over the last few years would show pretty sure, most likely already after 250 yards.
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Pretty much. The guy's been living Chris-chan's lifestyle for the last decade, it is safe to say that he has the same health condition. Chris couldn't walk without panting, couldn't do 30 pushups and had heart rate of 86 just from talking to Kacey's "father". I don't think Noah is in much better condition now and that's why I don't believe he will be able to handle any entry level job.
 
Like somethingawful, reddit, and other various online people or groups, a tranny helped cause the downfall of something once loved on the internet.

But all joking aside, this nigga cries nonstop about everything. Instead of doing the normal man thing on a break-up, which is jump in joy, hop on tinder, and pay cheap south american escorts for threesomes, he instead just cries for years on end.

It amazing that a guy who loves to criticize everything and everyone cant take a look in the mirror and realize what a piece of shit he is by constantly lamenting his dumb life choices over and over. He threw away a career, his home, his friends and possible soon to be family over a woman who looks like a grandma and to whine about orange man.

Honestly, at this point, he either needs to rope himself or grow a pair and start some serious recovery attempts at salvaging what he can.
 
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JohnMc said:
How'd he think he was going to find a way to fix everything sitting on his ass? This douche must have really thought April was going to coming crawling back to him again and go back to being his willing servant and working 2 jobs to pay for everything and practically be his Mother.
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Spoony thinks of himself as the main character in a movie or TV show and is waiting for his deus ex machina happy ending.
 
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This was when Angry Joe accidentally hit Spoony in the head flailing around while shooting the Epic Brawl in 2009. Spoony sensationalised it back then too, describing it as a "pretty serious physical altercation" with no further detail at the time.

I think Noah clings to this moment as proof of his credibility as an actor. He brings it up almost any time he brags about his acting or "stage fighting" skills.
 
JimiHendrix said:
Women are the worst thing to ever happen to Spoony apparently.

Far as I'm aware he only ever had 2 girlfriends, Scarlet and April. When Scarlet left he'd randomly bemoan "my heart was broken by a red haired dragon" and all that. There was that famous vlog he did where he got too drunk and started getting mopey over Scarlet and Linkara or some shit had to calm him down.

Now April has left him and it's just the worst thing to ever happen to his life once again.

my point is, it's pretty funny.
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That was his infamous review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One. He did a drunk review with Linkara and JewWario. Started off okay, but just got more and more drunk and sad. That's where the quote about 'tapping her on the head before you blow your load' comes from.

Cracken and Coke was his drink of choice, if I'm not mistaken.
 
Blonde Bomb said:
That was his infamous review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One. He did a drunk review with Linkara and JewWario. Started off okay, but just got more and more drunk and sad. That's where the quote about 'tapping her on the head before you blow your load' comes from.

Cracken and Coke was his drink of choice, if I'm not mistaken.
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Nah it was just shots of Kraken.

So a man of culture when it comes to booze at least
 
Blonde Bomb said:
That was his infamous review of Twilight Breaking Dawn Part One. He did a drunk review with Linkara and JewWario. Started off okay, but just got more and more drunk and sad. That's where the quote about 'tapping her on the head before you blow your load' comes from.

Cracken and Coke was his drink of choice, if I'm not mistaken.
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It wasn't "tapping her on the head before you blow your load" it was some shit like "Have her tap you on the shoulder if you're going too hard, that's what Scarlet used to do...with me...."

unless there were two quotes, but the one you said isn't the one I remember getting brought up.
 
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This was when Angry Joe accidentally hit Spoony in the head flailing around while shooting the Epic Brawl in 2009. Spoony sensationalised it back then too, describing it as a "pretty serious physical altercation" with no further detail at the time.

I think Noah clings to this moment as proof of his credibility as an actor. He brings it up almost any time he brags about his acting or "stage fighting" skills.
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"I don't want to talk about it"

Clearly ya do, Spoon, if ya were the one ta bring it up.
 
He is still alive but not living, he is some sort of ghoul stuck in the confines of Twitter purgatory.

What does he do all day? Can he even name the day of the week he is in? He can't even low effort stream once a month. The only time something changes is when life forces a change on him, like being kicked out of his house. You would think sheer boredom of doing the same thing every day for years would have snapped him out of it by now.
 
Zaryiu said:
Potentially late, did anyone post this already? https://archive.md/rrcTB
Apparently Counter Monkey was a blog originally before he started making the videos and yes he allowed it to officially die back in 2016 (it was already dead since he stopped posting on it back in 2012)
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God It was so depressing reading his old blog posts. Not the ones you posted, but another one he had on a site I cant remember. It's somewhere in the middle of this thread, but as I was going through it looking for unseen reviews and platitudes I stumbled onto a section where he was describing advice given to him.

It was heavy foreshadowing of what was to come, as this random dude was borderline pleading with him not to waste his life on internet shit. I got so fucking bummed out by it I had to stop.

I was a HUGE fan of him back in the day. He never could turn the mirror upon himself.
 
Michael Wade said:
God It was so depressing reading his old blog posts. Not the ones you posted, but another one he had on a site I cant remember. It's somewhere in the middle of this thread, but as I was going through it looking for unseen reviews and platitudes I stumbled onto a section where he was describing advice given to him.

It was heavy foreshadowing of what was to come, as this random dude was borderline pleading with him not to waste his life on internet shit. I got so fucking bummed out by it I had to stop.

I was a HUGE fan of him back in the day. He never could turn the mirror upon himself.
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This blog, updated very early in his career. He originally wanted Counter Monkey to be a book but abandoned it when he ran out of material and revived it as a vlog series a couple of years later. I've read through it a couple of times. It's legitimately interesting stuff and lends perspective to Spoony's past and personality.

I forgot about the other Counter Monkey site. He also created a separate site for Wrestle Wrestle around the same time which was likewise abandoned, and uploaded Counter Monkey to Youtube on its own channel where it remains today. This was all when he was trying to placate fans who didn't like his vlog content by separating it from TSE.
 
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