🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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I gotta say, Matt's analysis of Ralph is spot on. I bet for two years he watched every Ralph stream, every post in this thread and rehearsed his monologue before the mirror. And yesterday Majestic Matt took no prisoners.
 
Disheveled Human said:
Caller brought up Shaggy 2 Dope and Ralph got shook af. "Nah i don't want to bring that up" with a shit eating grin on his face. Deflected that shit so hard he turned Asian. "People paid Shaggy 2 dope $180 dollars to say that".

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Look at those tiny arms and tiny hands.
His forearms don't even surpass the length of a shoebox.

Could Destiny possibly be the bigger man???
 
Guntkvd said:
I gotta say, Matt's analysis of Ralph is spot on. I bet for two years he watched every Ralph stream, every post in this thread and rehearsed his monologue before the mirror. And yesterday Majestic Matt took no prisoners.
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I know, i fucking lost $50 YOU LET ME DOWN MAT
 
@theralph, a mentally ill dwarf with an alcohol problem, cannot deal with bants and has to drink his way through any hardship. Considering what we know about him, he's becoming more like his mother everyday. He cannot even be bothered to drag his cowardly ass here to refute anything.
 
I only recall him saying how you fought very hard to prove the validity of Daddy Jim's dox on the show, how you sounded almost gleeful he was doxed, and that this was very strange behavior on your part. It's in the first 10-15 minutes of the show.
 
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Shaggy is about to show Ralph juggalo love.
 
Yeah, I'm confused as to why Ralph is such a coward that he wouldn't take on Matt. I'm looking at what was there? Matt, Godwinson, and PPP are giant insecure faggot. Any rational man would see it's easy pickings and would be like a hungry dog on a chain begging to be allowed to go up against Matt, and a faggot canadian like PPP are side meals.

Ralph turning it down says a lot about him, and it got flipped on him. He tried to stream snipe matt, and collapsed when it was just basically them talking shit about him. We don't need Matt to prove he's not a Coward, we know he is, and he accepts he's a coward. Ralph is the one throwing up the facade that he's above Matt. He's the one that has to prove it.

Ralph, you should be fucking embarrassed.
 
WutangLee said:
Yeah, I'm confused as to why Ralph is such a coward that he wouldn't take on Matt. I'm looking at what was there? Matt, Godwinson, and PPP are giant insecure faggot. Any rational man would see it's easy pickings and would be like a hungry dog on a chain begging to be allowed to go up against Matt, and a faggot canadian like PPP are side meals.

Ralph turning it down says a lot about him, and it got flipped on him. He tried to stream snipe matt, and collapsed when it was just basically them talking shit about him. We don't need Matt to prove he's not a Coward, we know he is, and he accepts he's a coward. Ralph is the one throwing up the facade that he's above Matt. He's the one that has to prove it.

Ralph, you should be fucking embarrassed.
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His craven behaviors are defensive. Time and sunlight has shown ethan to be no better than the people he goes after and has been proven he uses their exact same tactics.
 
PPP is pretty powerful, but i think even he has his own limits. I doubt PPP can resurrect someone like donga or kop.
 
Guntkvd said:
PPP is pretty powerful, but i think even he has his own limits. I doubt PPP can resurrect someone like donga or kop.
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i dont think its that deep. i think hes just rounding up whatever troll with a hate-boner for ethan that he can find that is willing to talk shit and cut promos
 
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PPP is pretty powerful, but i think even he has his own limits. I doubt PPP can resurrect someone like donga or kop.
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doubt it. He's fat and insecure. Ralph is an easy and safe target. As long as he doesn't overextend like his temper tantrum against Rekeita, he should just stick to people with hate boners for ralph.
 
Actually making me side with a soy-filled bitch that flagged people for making fun of him. Shameful, Ralph.
 
jimmyskidmark said:
i dont think its that deep. i think hes just rounding up whatever troll with a hate-boner for ethan that he can find that is willing to talk shit and cut promos
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It's got nothing to do with giving people second chances, it's one man's hilarious crusade against the man gunt who got him kicked out of his church.

Yet another scummy thing Ralph's done. Funny how he'll still whine about being doxed, though, knowing how often he's done it (and further than that) himself.
 
Ralph's attempt at a roasting stream was disappointing. For guys who have been doing this exact type of shittalk stream for a while I expected something more spicy. I even secretly hoped they would BTFO Josh, PPP, and Godwinson just to keep the ball rolling, but it felt like a slow teenage girl enthusiastically showing you her terrible voiceacting clips.

>mundanematt oh hey remember matt nooo? remember boulders?
>josh's dick doesn't work and he's a cuck because ????
>too scared to even mention PPP or Godwinson
>uhh you hang around with kraut? yikse?? hes problematic sweaty?

They acted like they were dropping nukes but everything felt flat, although they made sure to laugh at each other's "jokes" very loudly. Contrast to the earlier PPP stream where you could hear genuine laughter, Matt having some surprisingly funny (prewritten) lines, Godwinson and PPP having that contagious kind of fun, and Kraut joining three quarters in only to ask "... who?" and loudly vape into the mic when asked about the world famous twitter comedian Ryan Long.
PPP's stream was the kind of thing you can rewatch, it was quality content. Ralph's was poorly concealed seething with no banter, no funny characters, and hot takes from two years ago.

1 pakistani child bride out of 5, apply yourselves Guntguard.
 
WutangLee said:
doubt it. He's fat and insecure. Ralph is an easy and safe target. As long as he doesn't overextend like his temper tantrum against Rekeita, he should just stick to people with hate boners for ralph.
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Theres a lot to go after Rekieta for and Ppp and Godwinson have shat on him in the past. Same goes for Dick, Jim, and other grifters. The dudes had the balls to call out Keemstar, albeit very briefly, and that dude has Corsican levels of spite against those that wronged him.

Ralph is the target now because hes the most prominent fuck up, just like it was Dick a month ago
 
soy_king said:
Theres a lot to go after Rekieta for and Ppp and Godwinson have shat on him in the past. Same goes for Dick, Jim, and other grifters. The dudes had the balls to call out Keemstar, albeit very briefly, and that dude has Corsican levels of spite against those that wronged him.

Ralph is the target now because hes the most prominent fuck up, just like it was Dick a month ago
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I guess give credit where credit is due he did go on Rekeita's stream against Dick, and did alright in the first hour. And he did pretty good until he admitted he was Virgin, chastised dick as an alt-righter and then attacked him for being Mexican, and then a white nationalist.

But he's still a faggot
 
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Wtf did ralph ever think it was a good idea to start appearing on camera, he looks what I would guess John Candy's corpse looks like after all these years.
 
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