🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon, alleged rapist and revenge pornographer. Exiled in Mexico carlesss on a diet of slop. Has triple titties. Wanted to fuck Keffals' moobs.

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Gunty looking the same age as Corinne these days, horrifying.

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Just watching the karaoke stream now. The straight 30 minutes of technical difficulties plus the face cam documenting Ralph's gradual incandescence were actually hilarious. It reminded me of a Tim Heidecker bit, except it was real.

Everything else about the stream is pretty terrible. I don't think karaoke can work in a stream environment - audio issues aside, it's just awkward listening to someone sing badly in silence for 4 minutes.

Anyone know who was in the room with Ralph? Was it Pey? He kept looking across the room when he was talking to her...
 
Sasquatch82 said:
Anyone know who was in the room with Ralph? Was it Pey? He kept looking across the room when he was talking to her...
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I didnt notice that but now I'm very curious to rewatch and see...
Edit. I'm retarded and forgot she was on camera singing...
 
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I didnt notice that but now I'm very curious to rewatch and see...
Edit. I'm retarded and forgot she was on camera singing...
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Yeah you can hear a woman laugh in the background at the beginning, and then she bumps into the camera.
Here's where he talks to Pey:


EDIT: It was apparently his 'hot 18-year-old babe'.
 
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Anyone else notice that Ralph is so amorphously fat and embarrassed that he now only wears hoodies and long sleeve shirts to hide it? I mean for fuck sakes, it's the dead of summer in the south and he's wasted. I mean he has to be dying of heat exhaustion in that get up.
 
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Anyone else notice that Ralph is so amorphously fat and embarrassed that he now only wears hoodies and long sleeve shirts to hide it? I mean for fuck sakes, it's the dead of summer in the south and he's wasted. I mean he has to be dying of heat exhaustion in that get up.
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I suspect he also chose to the Evil sweatshirt to get points for wearing daddy Keemstar's merch.
 
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Perspicacity said:
Anyone else notice that Ralph is so amorphously fat and embarrassed that he now only wears hoodies and long sleeve shirts to hide it? I mean for fuck sakes, it's the dead of summer in the south and he's wasted. I mean he has to be dying of heat exhaustion in that get up.
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to be fair, alcoholism can fuck with body temperature. Being fat that doesn't help him at all either, but the truth is that it just fucks with you. There were days in Okinawa where the AC wouldn't work right and rooms wouldn't cool down enough to be liveable, really. But sometimes the amount of alcohol I drank (I was an alcoholic for the better part of two months) made it so I was cold as shit. Not saying he's not fat, just saying it could be possible that his internal temperature is all sorts of fucked.
 
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to be fair, alcoholism can fuck with body temperature. Being fat that doesn't help him at all either, but the truth is that it just fucks with you. There were days in Okinawa where the AC wouldn't work right and rooms wouldn't cool down enough to be liveable, really. But sometimes the amount of alcohol I drank (I was an alcoholic for the better part of two months) made it so I was cold as shit. Not saying he's not fat, just saying it could be possible that his internal temperature is all sorts of fucked.
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You've seen the guy's house, right?

It seems like the kind of shit-shack that'd heat up real badly in southern heat.
 
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Considering this is a constant hot topic in this thread, with half the posts being about it since he shook that pill bottle, today he has released a discussion on drugs & addiction as the bonus episode. He has mentioned before that he has used just about every drug under the sun.

@bonusmp3 or anybody else who has shared these in the thread have a review copy? If you are ashamed to say you are a subscriber, for plausible deniability, just say you were making fun of him when that that guy gifted 50 subscriptions to the dlive chat and you accidentally clicked accept.
 
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