💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Neko GF]

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[The Early 2000's]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=mvk7lTyWmEo

Awww man I thought Tammy Jr. managed to get away


Edit:
How old is Jr. again? Why are they doing re-tah-ded Tik Tok shit in public? Also, as @Aunt Myrna said, they aren't wearing masks too, so this is a double whammy of stupid.

Jr. looks like a huge cunt with that get-up. God, I hate it from the tacky necklace to the dark purple dye in his fade.

What the fuck, who are these two? I guess it's double-date night, so we got another couple that I've never seen before; most likely from their church.

This new couple seems a lot more comfortable and fun than the Jr.'s. I like them better.

Lol at Tammy Jr. waltzing down the aisle next to a man wearing a mask; you can tell he's confused with this white people shit

I just came to the realization that Jack is most likely in one of those power scooters they have.

Seeing these buffoons fucking around mask-less amidst everyone else with protection gear has me wondering - does Jack's church condone wearing masks and such? Honestly, if the answer was yes, I wouldn't have a hard time believing it.

Jack is just standing there, filming and giggling like a little schoolgirl. Fag.

Hahahaha I just realized the kid in the yellow shirt looks, talks, and acts kinda like Boomhauer. Also, Jack called the movie Jaws shit because, "...it just looks fake!" The movie Lucy, however, is much better in Jack's eyes! Nice to see his lack of taste transcends to more than just food.


Why in the fuck would you film yourselves parading around the store with no courtesy for anyone else, yelling and taking up half the aisle without any gear on? Makes me pissed.

 

[Aaway]

I just love the image of the squad; galavanting around, no masks, jamming their arms as far as they can into the Blu-ray bin. What ever happened to masks being made mandatory in his part of TN?

that's what i was thinking too

either this was filmed prior to that or they went to a county where they're not required

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Jack thinks Jaws is a terrible movie.

Trying to shake that Boomer title, eh Jack.

 

[A Duck Selling Lemonade]

Jack is just standing there, filming and giggling like a little schoolgirl. Fag.

Jack is honestly more childish than Jack Jr. ever was.

 

[The Wizard]

I skimmed through the video at first, and was confused at their choice of going to Walmart as a "random date night" idea.

I then watched the part in which Jr. explains the purpose. If you're going to just watch some movies and eat junk food, you might as well get something you actually like and will eat.
Even further proof that TikTok is contributing to the devolution of the human race.

Jr. looks like a huge cunt with that get-up. God, I hate it from the tacky necklace to the dark purple dye in his fade.

I'm genuinely surprised that his collar isn't popped. Polo, gold necklace, and shitty arm tattoo, why not go the full mile?

Just like Tammy, that poor girl looks so uncomfortable in the first shots with Jr.'s arm around her.

 

[Jaded Optimist]

No wonder future Mrs. Jack jr. is getting fat, who's idea of an exciting date night is candy, chips, frozen pizza, pop, and watching a movie?

 

[DX10]

Junior is dressed a dick but considering his pedigree he looks pretty fucking good. I was expecting him to be a micro-Jack balloon boy but he's cleaned up well. He looks like a dickhead, but an everyday dickhead and not the Scalfani brand of Weeble Wobble dickhead.

 

[Swiss46]

Nothing says "I love you" more than Pepsi, Doritos, and Adam Sandler comedy 4 pack.

 

[Aaway]

Junior is dressed a dick but considering his pedigree he looks pretty fucking good. I was expecting him to be a micro-Jack balloon boy but he's cleaned up well. He looks like a dickhead, but an everyday dickhead and not the Scalfani brand of Weeble Wobble dickhead.

yeah he dresses like a massive douche but he's clearly not a lazy piece of shit like his dad since he works full time and spends a lot of time working out. so props to him for that

 

[AnOminous]

yeah he dresses like a massive douche but he's clearly not a lazy piece of shit like his dad since he works full time and spends a lot of time working out. so props to him for that

Minus the scraggly beard you can find a dozen of him in any Jersey gym. Plus he's not Jack.

 

[Captain Ahab]

I can’t imagine it’s possible to look like a bigger douchebag. The manboobs and visceral fat is coming in nicely, though. Ah, the Scalfani genetics. Truly a marvel to behold.

His fiancée is kinda cute in a small town girl next door kinda way and could be quite attractive if she took care of herself and hit the gym, but I can see Aunt Myrna’s recipes are working their magic on her. Junior is gonna have himself his own Tammy very soon.

 

[Religion is Dead]

Junior is dressed a dick but considering his pedigree he looks pretty fucking good. I was expecting him to be a micro-Jack balloon boy but he's cleaned up well. He looks like a dickhead, but an everyday dickhead and not the Scalfani brand of Weeble Wobble dickhead.

And he is young enough still to eventually realize that what he is wearing makes him look like a douche, so he has a fair shot to mature out of that phase before he is wearing shirts 3 times to small and gym shorts to church.

 

[Whatthefuck]

I just love the image of the squad; galavanting around, no masks, jamming their arms as far as they can into the Blu-ray bin. What ever happened to masks being made mandatory in his part of TN?

I'm not sure precisely where they are, but I don't think that it's a county wide ordinance, I think it applies to Nashville proper and they're living in Hendersonville which is just north of Nashville. Either way, nobody is taking these mask ordinances seriously in the South. It's kind of an empty gesture by the government. You know, because in the Bible, Jesus told everyone that wearing a mask was totalitarianism and they should go against the law because doing what is right for your fellow man is an infringement on your freedumbs. Right? He did say that, right?

ETA: They aren't under a mandatory mask ordinance in the county that Hendersonville is in which is Sumner county. Nashville is Davidson county.

 

[Aaway]

so jack is promoting a friend's youtube channel on FB. hmmmm, i wonder why he doesn't do that with fish hook? just more proof that charles and jack had a falling out over enabling comments

 

[introman]

so jack is promoting a friend's youtube channel on FB. hmmmm, i wonder why he doesn't do that with fish hook? just more proof that charles and jack had a falling out over enabling comments

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There must be some jealousy going on since Charles is what Jack tries to be. A good example is that Jack talks like he's a "Good ole boy" who enjoys stuff like hunting, shooting, and fishing, but Jack's version of that is way different than Charles. Charles also manages to make better cooking videos with a gopro and no other added equipment, while Jack has a whole set-up for his videos and many gadgets from Walmart, yet still churns out worse videos than Charles'.

Even the relationships on camera point to Charles and his wife being way happier than Jack and Tammy. Like the addage for Jack and Tammy that " Misery loves company" couldn't be anymore truer.

 

[AnOminous]

so jack is promoting a friend's youtube channel on FB. hmmmm, i wonder why he doesn't do that with fish hook? just more proof that charles and jack had a falling out over enabling comments

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Couldn't help but notice this, but note that Jack has the shitty kind of PYREX. The shit with that goofy font isn't classic and blows up in microwaves and otherwise fails. Legit PYREX is in all caps.

 

[EvilDroid64]

There must be some jealousy going on since Charles is what Jack tries to be. A good example is that Jack talks like he's a "Good ole boy" who enjoys stuff like hunting, shooting, and fishing, but Jack's version of that is way different than Charles.

Fatty has at least one deer mounted in his living room, but has never once mentioned going hunting or shooting a deer. He's only done four venison videos on his channel.

 

[Aaway]

Fatty has at least one deer mounted in his living room, but has never once mentioned going hunting or shooting a deer. He's only done four venison videos on his channel.

jack loves LARPing as a redneck ever since he moved to TN

he's posted a few videos in the past where he's gone hunting with someone and it's nothing short of hilarious because it's jack and we all know he doesn't know shit or care about hunting

 

[AnOminous]

he's posted a few videos in the past where he's gone hunting with someone and it's nothing short of hilarious because it's jack and we all know he doesn't know shit or care about hunting

He doesn't know shit or care about anything really.